Notes: Thanks for all the reviews! I had no idea anybody would like this random idea I'm playing with. Not exactly sure how far to go with this yet...there's a story-line, but there's also another one if I panic and cant write it!

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"...If I answered you, Carter, I think you'd probably want to harm me.." Jack mumbled.

"You feel fine, huh?" Janet had her hands on her hips, staring down at the two officers on the floor, "Evidently!"

"What?" Sam dragged herself away from Jack and sat against the wall, eyes wild, "What happened? I remember walking in and-"

"Stop there!" he warned.

Janet stepped forward and took the Major by the arm, "I think its back to the Infirmary for you, Sam."

"Why?" she allowed herself to be pulled off the floor, a confused expression on her face.

"..Maybe I'll explain to you when you're in a better state of mind..." the Doctor nodded once to Jack, "You too, Sir, leave it about ten minutes though."

"I hear ya!" he nodded, running a hand through his short hair, still stunned, scrambling to his feet.

"What!?" Sam started protesting, "I'm fine!"

"Let me be the judge of that," Janet continued to drag her away...

Jack was able to hear his 2IC complaining all the way down the corridor, still standing beside his desk, trying to figure out why in hell she'd just jumped him...

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Janet sat her friend down on one of the beds, thankful that the Infirmary was empty for once, "Okay. Sam. Do you want to know what I saw in there?"

"Do tell."
"What do you remember, exactly?"

Sam paused, "I remember I was going to tell the Colonel I was fine and apologise for getting zapped in the first place..." she grimaced, "Its all a little fuzzy after that."

Janet cleared her throat, "Sam...when I walked into the room you were practically on top of him..."

"What!?" she yelped.

"Hey," Janet hopped down off the opposite bed, holding up her hands in self defence, "You wanted to know!"

"I couldn't have been...I'd never..." Sam was shaking her head.

Her friend gave her a knowing look, "Never?"

"Janet..." she warned.

"Alright, I know," the Doctor admitted, "But it does mean that something is wrong with you, evidently."

"You're saying that being electrocuted made me jump my CO?"

"I don't know," Janet shrugged, "But I'm running all of your tests again, considering they were clean all of fifteen minutes ago," she swiftly left the main Infirmary and entered her small office to retrieve Sam's records.

"...Right," Sam sighed, drawing her knees up onto the bed and lying back in defeat. Covering her eyes with one hand, she inwardly cringed.

"Hey Carter."

She almost jumped off the bed in surprise, instantly recognising the voice. Sitting up, she nodded a greeting, "Sir."

Jack stood a couple of feet away from her bed, looking down at the floor, uncertain of what do to, "So..."

"So..."

He finally looked up, only to have her grab him by the collar and drag his lips down to hers. This time he managed to stop her, detaching himself from her, only for her to loop one of her arms around his neck, Sam now kneeling on the edge of the bed and gazing up into his eyes, before she tried to kiss him again. Trying to hold her at arms length, Jack attempted to take a step back, except she rested her hands on his shoulders to prevent him 'getting away'.

"Why aren't you...?" she breathed, "Don't you want-" her head lowered and she abruptly released him, suddenly wondering where the hell she was.

Janet stood at the a few beds away, by the door, staring, "Are you playing some kind of joke here?"

Sam's head snapped back up, finding her arms still all over Jack, she jumped back, "Oh God...I didn't..."

"Making a habit of this, aint ya, Carter?" Jack quipped, by now actually looking a little scared.

The Doctor frowned, "Let me try something..." she turned and quickly walked back out of the Infirmary.

She was barely out of the room before Sam had draped herself over him again, a seductive smile on her face, about to kiss him, Jack standing absolutely still, trying to avoid her gaze, debating whether or not he should be enjoying this or not. Janet re-entered the room and Sam fell backward onto the bed, shocked.

"...Got a theory there, Doc?" Jack questioned.

"Aside from the obvious?" Janet answered. She stood over Sam's bed for a couple of seconds, making sure she was okay, before her friend covered her eyes again, blushing and muttering a few unsavoury curses, "Are you sure Sam was electrocuted?"

"Damn sure looked like it," Jack nodded, "the surge went right through her and-" he stopped, "Oh."

"Oh?" Sam muttered from her bed.

"...Her eyes flashed bright blue."

"The General said Daniel was taking and translating texts from the ruins, Sir?" Janet continued.

"Yeah."

"Do you think you could return, or at least, Daniel and another SG team, and try and get some information about whatever that device was?"

"I'll check with Hammond," Jack nodded, taking a step away from Sam, "Debriefing is in half an hour...Major..." he looked everywhere but her and quickly left the Infirmary.

Janet sat down on the edge of Sam's bed, "Well..."

"Don't start!"

"You have to admit it's a nice excuse."

"Yeah, if I were in control of it!" Sam exclaimed.

"You're only doing it when the two of you are left alone," Janet stated.

"You sure about that?"

"No..." she admitted, "I guess we'll have to do some tests to find out. And whether its just the Colonel or...other..men..." she grinned slyly, trying to hide her expression.

"Janet!!"

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"All I can say is that hopefully those ruins have some information with regard to Major Carter's condition," Janet finished, looking down at her notes, "All I have is what was on the Infirmary CCTV..."

"Which was, Doctor?" Hammond questioned.

Sam shot Janet a look that said everything from, "You dare!" to "I'm going to kill you slowly and painfully!"

Janet winced and unwillingly pressed 'play' on the video recorder, looking away as she did so. A thirty second clip of Sam all over the Colonel, Janet leaving and entering the room, and the reactions, played out in front of them.

Daniel couldn't help but laugh for a second, managing to turn it into a passable cough, Teal'c simply raised an eyebrow, Jack actually turned an unfortunate shade of red, not making eye contact with anybody, whilst Sam had her head in her hands.

"Well Major?" Hammond frowned.

"...I don't know, Sir," she said softly.

"We can only assume it has to do with the shock that was delivered when Major Carter touched the device," Janet interrupted.

"But it only happens when Colonel O'Neill and Major Carter are alone in a room?" he pressed.

"It would seem that way."

"And she doesn't react this way to other men?"

"No, Sir.." Sam hung her head, completely and utterly embarrassed.

"If its any consolation, I was the first person Carter saw after she was zapped," Jack offered.

"Is this true, Major?" the General continued.

"Yes, Sir."

Hammond sighed, "Since we have no other information to go on, you have permission to return to the planet. Except for you, Major."

"Yes, Sir."

He shook his head in disbelief, standing, "Dismissed," he left the room rather too quickly, if only to escape any further scenes.

"I'm going to have to get to grips with this language before I can get some definite information," Daniel informed Janet, standing and crossing to her side of the table, Teal'c leaving the room, headed for the control room.

"Its okay," she nodded, "Though I think Sam would appreciate it if you'd hurry..."

"I'll try," the two of them exited...

Jack looked across the table at Sam, who smiled in much the same manner as before, standing up, looking as if she might crawl onto the table.

"Daniel!" Jack yelped, if only to save Sam's dignity. In all honest, he was more than curious as to what would happen if he just let her...but that would be taking advantage, especially if she had no idea what she was doing and no control over it. Damned alien influence. And it wasn't even as if he could talk it over with her, alone.

Daniel glanced back, seeing the look of desperation on the Colonel's face, tapped Janet's shoulder and hurriedly stepped back into the room, watching and wincing as Sam hit her head on the table, covering it with her hands.

"Sorry, Sir!" she almost wailed.

"Don't worry about it, Carter," Jack answered, reaching across the table and giving her what he hoped was a friendly pat on the head, "...Just, erm...maybe we shouldn't be left alone, huh?"

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