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Kiba woke up the next morning with his bedsheets stuffed up his nose. "Wha...?" he mumbled groggily before yanking them out. Only Kiba's ANBU training kept him from screaming bloody murder as the dried blood on the sheets ripped out his nose hair. Oh. He remembered now. Hanabi in underwear. Personally, Kiba was a little put out. Looking at Hanabi in her underwear should be like looking at a female body-builder, it should definitely NOT cause massive amounts of blood loss. Akamaru let out a little growl as Kiba rolled off his bed and onto the giant dog. "Come on, boy, take me to breakfast."
Hinata looked up as the pair entered the kitchen. "Kiba, did you have a midnight snack last night?" she asked as Akamaru dropped the young man on the floor.
"Mmmm, yeah," Kiba yawned. "Why?"
"Because now I have to go grocery shopping for the second time in 2 days," was Hinata's curt reply. Kiba had never quite gotten used to a Hinata without mumbling, and now here was a Hinata that made snide remarks. Obviously, she wasn't a morning person.
"Sorry Hinata!" Kiba said between bites as he practially inhaled his meal. "Gotta go!"
Hinata shook her head as the boy and his dog fled the scene. "I really hope he finds an apartment soon..."
Kiba and Akamaru had barely left the front door when five expertly aimed shuriken pinned Kiba to the wall, one dangerously close to his family jewels. "I can honestly say I did not see that one coming."
"Ha!" Hanabi laughed from a nearby tree, "They must've made a mistake when they made you ANBU!" She chuckled as she leapt nimbly from the branch, only to be startled by Kiba turning into a log.
"Got you!" Kiba winked and stuck out his tongue as he jumped from a window.
"But how?!" Hanabi cried, angry at being tricked by him. "I saw your chakra signature!"
"That's the real Akamaru down there, see?" he said, pointing to the dog who was yawning and scratching his ear. "We do everything together. It would be weird if some of my chakra hadn't rubbed off on him by now." Hanabi gritted her teeth in frustration-- the Byakugan had been fooled by of some flea bitten boy and his mangy dog. No offense to Akamaru. She could hear Kiba and Akamaru laughing as they ran towards town.
She held extra still for a moment, straining to listen. She smiled as she heard a loud THUD. Hanabi was glad she had put up that tripwire this morning.
As Kiba approached Tsunade's office, he had to admit that maybe Hanabi was right about the whole ANBU thing. He and his nin-dog had been tripped by a completely undisguised tripwire. Kiba shook himself all over and stepped into the Hokage's office: these were not good thoughts have while being assigned a mission.
"Ah, there you are, Kiba," Tsunade said as she took a swig from her sake bottle. "This next mission will be your most dangerous yet."
"Yes!" Inner Kiba cheered, "Now you can prove to Hanabi that you really are qualified to be ANBU!" Kiba was confused as to why he needed to prove himself to Hanabi, but he just went with the flow. "I'm ready," he stated.
Tsunade continued, "Your very life will be in danger." Kiba just nodded. "You probably won't come out of it alive."
"Tsunade, I can handle whatever you throw at me," Kiba said.
An evil glint appeared in her eyes as she grinned at the fanged ninja. "You will probably regret saying that."
Shizune opened the door and Hanabi stepped inside. "You wished to see me, Hokage?"
