A/N: I don't own T.U.F.F. Puppy. I own Sam, Ruth, Arnold, Dennis, and Reggie.
Sam's P.O.V.
I rolled my eyes in annoyance. The rat and leader of the group, Snaptrap, was laughing evilly. Apparently, he thought I was my sister and she sang on all the videos I made and put on a video sharing website. Since I let my sister go free, they were going to hold me captive for ransom. Wow. What an idiot.
"Dude! Shut up! You got the wrong chick! Well, you have the right one, you're just thinking my sis's me!" I exclaimed, my claws digging into the chair I was tied to, "Now let me go you little-," A loud bus drove by the place we were in for about five seconds as I talked, "Morons!"
"Wow, you've got a nasty vocabulary," The shrew, Larry, told me. I kicked him into an in-ground shark tank.
"Ah ha, ha, ha, ha," I said, laughing.
"Hey! You can't do that!" Snaptrap told me, "Only I can do that!"
"Well I did it for you," I said annoyed.
"Wait," Snaptrap said, "What were you talking about, 'wrong chick'?"
"Dude, I'm a GIRL! Of course, not a lot of people know, as I stuff my hair into my hat," I said.
"What? No you're-," Snaptrap said, ripping the hat off my head and showing my light brown, braided hair, "…Not." He looked at me in shock.
"Moron," I said, blowing a stray strand of hair out of my eyes.
"And put my hat back on my head Genius," I said, growling.
He did so and said, "So we have the wrong girl?"
"Duh," I said.
"Your sister's the musical one?" Larry asked, getting out of the shark tank.
"No! I am! Man, you people are D-U-M-B," I said.
"No, I think you are! Dumb is spelled D-U-M," Snaptrap told me.
I growled at the rat and shouted, "YOU ARE AN IDIOT!"
"Freeze Snaptrap!" A feminine voice said. I looked up and saw a cat with black hair in a black jumpsuit, and a dog with white fur, and a black tee shirt.
"Oh thank goodness! I thought I was gonna go NUTS!" I said, yelling the last word.
"Let her go Snaptrap!" The dog told Snaptrap.
"Not until we get the ransom!" Snaptrap exclaimed.
"And how much would that be?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Three million dollars!" Snaptrap exclaimed, pointing a finger in the air.
"What? That's stupid. Why not, like, ten mil," I asked.
"Mil?" Snaptrap asked, lowering his hand.
"Million. Idiot," I said, rolling my eyes.
"Then ten million dollars!" Snaptrap exclaimed.
I groaned and started to claw at my ropes. The cat and dog duo fought Snaptrap and his men as I freed myself. Finally I got myself out. I walked over to an unconscious bear and took his bear traps (Ironic, ain't it?) and threw them in Snaptrap, a gator, and an opossum's path. They activated the traps, screamed in pain, and fell to the ground, defeated.
"That's what you get for messing with Sam Wolfe!" I exclaimed. At that moment, I left a sharp pain in my butt. I howled in pain and started to feel dizzy. "Goodnight Daddy!" I exclaimed after I fell to the ground. I blacked out sometime after that.
"Ahh," I said, rubbing my back, "Man, oh man did that HURT!"
"Tell that to us!" I heard Snaptrap exclaim, "We have bear traps in our feet!" They were sitting in a cell, and I sat outside of the cell.
"Eh," I said, shrugging, "I've gone through worse."
"How?" The alligator asked.
"Ever been dragged by a car on a rope, the car going hundreds of miles an hour? Ever have to wrestle a croc? Ever have to almost kill someone just to save your skin?" I asked, "No? Just me? Then shut it gator!"
"She scares me Snaptrap," Larry whispered.
"Heard that," I said, growling, "And you should be! I eat more meat than you could imagine! Including rat, opossum, and shrew!"
Three of the four men gasped, excluding the gator.
"Why would you-," Snaptrap asked.
"I lived in a wonderful state that ate all three of those things for almost two years. I grew to LOVE eating them," I smirked, "Watch out."
"No trying to scare the prisoners Miss Wolfe!" A voice said.
"Who said that?" I asked.
"I'm on your nose," The voice said.
I looked down slightly and saw a flea. "The flea?" I asked.
"Yes ma'am," The flea said, "I'm the chief of this here faculty."
"The place is pretty cool," I said, getting to my feet. There was high technology stuff everywhere. From the top of the room to the bottom of it.
"T-t-thank you," A voice stuttered. I looked up and saw some odd animal. I wouldn't tell what he was, but he was very odd.
"No prob," I said.
"I'm Keswick, Miss Wolfe," The animal said.
"Nice meet you," I said, "Wait, why am I here?"
"Samantha!" My sister exclaimed, tackling me.
"Oof!" I exclaimed when I landed on the ground, "Geese sis! Miss me much?"
"Samantha, I thought you were a goner! I was so scared for you!" My sister told me.
"Rue, three things. One. GET OFF ME!" I shouted. She got off of me and I got back to my feet. "Two," I said, "The dudes who did kidnap you and then me are idiots."
"Hey!" Snaptrap exclaimed.
"You are," I said, "And three. I can handle myself! What? Did you call dad too?"
"Uh," Ruth said, "No."
"At least that's something you don't do when you panic. I would hate for dad to see me with A BLACK EYE!" I shouted towards Snaptrap and his men.
"Excuse me," Someone said.
I spun around. "Yeah?" I asked the white dog who spoke to me.
"Is this yours?" He asked, holding up my violin.
"My violin!" I exclaimed, taking the instrument, "Thank you!"
"I'm Dudley. Dudley Puppy," The dog told me.
"I'm Wolfe. Sam Wolfe," I said in a fake James Bond accent.
"Wow Samantha," Ruth said, "That was your best fake accent yet!"
"Thank you," I said, still doing the voice.
"Do another!" Dudley told me.
"Maybe later," I said, my voice going back to normal, "Like I said, I'm Sam Wolfe. This is my sister Ruth Wolfe."
"Nice to meet you," Dudley said to both of us, "This is my partner Kitty Katswell."
"Hi," My sister and I said in unison.
"Nice to meet you both," Kitty told us.
"We should get going," Ruth said.
"Oh yeah! I gotta go to the baseball diamond in-whoa! How long was I out?! My game's in only thirty minutes!" I exclaimed, "We gotta go!" I jumped out a window and landed on my feet.
I looked up and saw Dudley, Kitty, Keswick, and Chief had worriedly looked out the window. "I'M GOOD!" I shouted up to them. Then I ran towards my house to get my baseball outfit. I quickly changed into the white and brown uniform, brown hat, and different sneakers. Then I ran at my fastest speed (57 Miles per hour, as I was a mix of almost wolf on the planet) all the way to the baseball diamond.
When I got there, a teammate of mine, Arnold, a cheetah, said, "Hey Sammy. Right on time. Got your bat?"
"Yep," I said, holding up the black metal bat, "This one's my favorite."
"Cool," Arnold said.
"I still can't believe they let a girl on an all-boys baseball team," Reggie, a coyote, said.
"But she is fast," Dennis, a cougar, pointed out.
"And she doesn't act like a girl, so shut it Reginald," Arnold said, growling.
"Once she stops acting like a girl," Reggie said, angrily.
"THAT'S IT!" I shouted, tackling him after I threw down my bat. Every time I spoke a word, I punched him, "I. Do. NOT. Act. Like. A. Girl!"
"Sam!" Arnold and Dennis exclaimed, "Stop! You'll get-,"
"Samantha!" The Coach shouted, "Get over here!"
I cursed. Arnold and Dennis let go of me and I walked over to the Coach. I got a quick scolding, and I had to sit on the bench the ENTIRE game. Just freaking great.
A/N: Who do you think Sam and Ruth would be best paired up with (Romantically)? Tell me in the Reviews! Now review or perish!
