Welcome Back!
Sorry for taking so long to update, I am still in the process of chapter 3, so this took longer to upload than necessary. ;P
If you read the sneak peek, you probably think Eren was getting fucked, didn't you? Don't lie!
Well... I could say you were close, but you're not. EREN IS NOT A PROSTITUTE!
Why did I immediately go to prostitution? I need help xD
But first! Warnings for the whole story!
- Gore
- Swearing
- Sexual content and stuff
- Minor mentions of, and/or character death
- No regrets spoiler, Isabel and Farlan
- AND MANY MORE!
ANYWAYS! SPOILERS FOR THE CHAPTER:
- Sexual content and stuff
- Swearing
Also, the timeframe is around 6am and 7am. In case you were wondering.
And I think thats it!
So... On with the story!
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Eren sighed, ran a hand through his bedhead, and sat up, almost hitting the bunk above him.
"Are you awake yet Eren?" Came a groggy voice to his left on the other bunk.
Eren rubbed his eyes, "Yeah." He yawned, throwing his legs off the side with a grunt.
"Yeager, I swear, if you're getting off down there, don't start moaning or I swear to god, I'm kicking you out this door, and everyone can see your dick, or lack of of one." Came an irritated voice above him that belonged to Jean.
Eren let out a chuckle and leaned back to kick the bed above him. Jean grunted at the impact and everyone lost their shit when Eren started moaning, loudly.
Laughter filled the small room, along with Eren's moaning, which earned them a loud bang on the door, silencing them instantly exept for a few chuckles.
"DAMN Yeager, I didn't know you could be so wild and loud! Fuck." Called one of the recruits above Armin, who'se name Eren didn't remember. "I bet the ladies will need earplugs when you get it on." Eren frowned.
A few chuckles escaped Jean. "If he gets any that is. Yeager over here might want some dick instead! Poor Mikasa, poor, poor Mikasa." Jean teased, Eren growled.
"Why the fuck are you bringing my sexuality and Mikasa into this?" Jean shrugged, although it went unnoticed by Eren since the bed isn't see-through. "Answer with words you damn horse!" Eren shouted, kicking the bed above him again.
Armin sighed and strode over Eren, calling out to get his attention.
"Calm down asshole! I'll-shit!" Jean was cut off when another blow was landed right in the center of his back, knocking the wind out of him.
Eren stopped kicking and huffed, glaring at the matress sheilding him from Jean. Armin let out a sigh in relif, placing a hand on Eren's sholder, only to be shrugged off.
An urgent knock at the door pulled them all from their debate.
"If you're all up, then stop messing around and get ready for breakfast!" Came the rough voice of one of the other recruits.
Armin sighed and glared everyone, stopping at Jean. "You heard him. Eren, Jean, Mason, get ready."
Everyone groaned and Jean hopped down from the bunk, almost landing on Eren, Armin and Mason sighed, and Mason hopped down, not wanting to be involved in another argument.
"Jean." Eren growled, "Watch where you land next time you fucking horse!" Armin sighed, grabbed his and Eren's clothing, and headed out the door, Eren following suit.
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After they bathed and dressed, they made their way to the cafeteria for breakfast.
With a sigh, Eren sat on the bench, food in hand with Mikasa and Armin across from him.
As they chat and ate, Jean and Marco eventually joined them. Jean and Eren turning it into an argument in seconds.
"Fuck off Jean! Armin and Mikasa have nothing to do with fuckbuddies, now why don't you take yours and leave!" Eren shouted, glancing at Marco and mouthing sorry, turning the freckled boy a light shade of pink.
"Suck my ass Yeager!" Jean nearly screached.
Eren smirked. "You have Marco for that."
Jean growled and stood, slapping his hands on the table, ratteling the dishes. "You wanna go Yeager?!" He challanged, glaring daggers at the boy he was arguing with, causing Eren to stand and return the glare with even more fury.
"You wanna-"
"You wanna shut the fuck up, sit down, and eat!" Armin shouted, cutting Eren off, suprising everyone with him cursing, and glaring at both of them.
Eren muttered a 'yes sir' and sat down, lifting his spoon and eating his breakfast. Arnin sighed and looked at Jean, who tensed and sat down.
Nodding in approval, Armin sat down and started eating, trying to enjoy the little time of freedom they had before training.
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And done!
This seemed shorter than I thought it would be, but, still funny. XD
(At least to me)
Don't you just love useless arguments? Not the chapter, arguments in general xD
ANYWAYS!
Sorry for any spelling and grammar errors, am bad at spelling.
I sadly don't have any spoilers, since chapter 3 isn't 100% complete yet, IM NOT LAZY I SWEAR!
Why an I not getting yelled at when I type these in my classes?!
ANYWAYS!
This was kind of an introduction to Eren, so it is like a filler chapter.
Until next time!
CAIO!~
