The Dangers of Chocolate 2


Sable: *piles chocolate in the middle of room*

Satan: What are you doing?

Sable: Remember when you told me that chocolate was dangerous?

Satan: Considering it was last week, yes.

Sable: Well, it made me want to do an experiment.

Satan: Should I be worried?

Sable: Maybe. *continues to pile chocolate in the middle of the room* Okay then. *puts a sign that says 'Free Chocolate' on pile*

Satan: What is exactly about to happen?

Sable: You'll see. *drags him across the room* FREE CHOCOLATE! *covers head*


Suddenly out of nowhere Remus Lupin from Harry Potter and Mellow from Death Note pop up.


Remus: MY CHOCOLATE! *jumps on pile*

Mellow: NO! MY CHOCOLATE! *jumps on pile*

Satan: *twitch twitch* WTF?! *sees Remus punch Mellow*

Sable: They are both obsessed with chocolate and I wanted to see who would win. *videotaping the entire thing*

Satan: And if they kill each other? *Remus is now sitting on Mellow*

Sable: They won't. *watches Mellow flip Remus off*

Satan: How do you know? *watches Remus have Mellow in a headlock*

Sable: I will stop them before it gets that far. *watches Mellow get out by biting Remus*

Satan: You might want to stop them soon. *Remus wraps his legs around Mellow's neck*

Sable: Why?

Satan: Mellow is turning blue. *and so Mellow was*

Sable: *sigh* Okay. *pops away*

Satan: *wonders if Mellow is going to die*

Sable: *pops back in with Near and Sirius*

Sirius: WTF! HOW DID I GET HERE!

Remus: Siri, what are you doing here.

Sirius: What are you doing?

Remus: This squirt tried to take my chocolate. *points at Mellow*

Sirius: *sighs* Remy, let the dude go.

Remus: Why should I?

Sirius: *sighs before walking over and whispering something in Remus's ear*

Remus: *blushes bright red before letting Mellow go*

Mellow: *tries to launch himself at Remus but was stopped by Near*

Near: Mellow, I need you to go with me to get some new toys. *walks off*

Mellow: Coming, Near! *dutifully follows his lover*

Sirius: Lets go do what I was talking about earlier. *walks off*

Remus: *blushes and chases after him*

Satan: *blink blink* What just happened?

Sable: The only thing those two love more than chocolate is his lover. *grabs a chocolate bar and walks off*

Satan: *sighs* Life was simpler in Hell. *goes to take a nap and try to forget that he is controlled by a crazy teenager*


AN: Poor Satan. Oh well.