I don't own Naruto and probably never will.

A/N: I won't be able to update on a daily basis since school's starting and I flat out refuse to post a half assed chapter. Oh, and if you have any ideas on how they should die, I'm open to suggestions.

Naruto stared numbly at the grave sites in front of him; the funeral was so large that it was being held in the cemetery. The open plots seemed to stretch on forever. It had been on the news for two days now '92 people die in tragic boat accident, six people spared'. The only person who Naruto had spoken to since that night was Sasuke and even then it had been simple yes or no answers. He could have stopped the damn boat… somehow and now he felt like all this was his fault.

"We are here to remember the loved ones lost to us on this day June 8, 2006. They touched each and every one of our lives and will be missed. Their names…

Naruto completely spaced out. He'd seen the deaths… Ino, Hinata, Sasuke… even his own and hadn't been able to do a thing to stop it.

"'Rock' Lee" Naruto almost smiled. Even in death Lee had kept his last name a secret…

"Yamanaka Ino" The image of a burning corpse floated to the surface of his mind and he shivered. Sure Ino had had her moments but she always made up for it later. They'd had to hold Shikamaru back when he tried to jump in the water and swim to the boat.

"…Tenten" They'd finally said Tenten's last name and he'd missed it. A few seats away Itachi, Sasuke's older brother began to cry. Even though there was a slight age difference, Tenten had been his absolute best friend even more so than Kisame, his current boyfriend. As a matter of fact, Tenten had been the one to get the two of them together… by any means necessary.

"Yakusi Kabuto" A sob was heard off to Naruto's right. He glanced up to see his history professor Orochimaru on the verge of a breakdown. Everyone knew about his relationship with Kabuto. The two were often seen browsing wedding books in their free time.

"Subaku Temari" If Tenten was here, she'd be the only one to cry. Temari had been a total bitch to everyone and Tenten was the only one to try and get to know her. It had taken some doing, but Tenten had convinced everyone that she had a reason for being bitchy and that they should try being nicer to her.

"Aburame Shino" Shino had probably died thinking of Hinata… He'd been hopelessly in love with her but rather than say it out loud; he left her alone seeing how happy she was with Kiba. Naruto respected him just for that. It took a real man to back off and let the person you love be happy with someone else.

Umino Iruka

Naruto's eyes widened "Iruka-sensei…" Sasuke turned in alarm. This was the most he'd heard out of Naruto since the accident. He squeezed his hand gently trying to comfort him as much as possible. Iruka hadn't just been a teacher to Naruto- he'd been his guardian since age 2.

"These people would not want us to linger on their deaths but move forward and live life to its fullest".

Naruto thought back to his dream. Iruka hadn't been there. He'd been onshore scolding Kakashi for making him late… But because Naruto hadn't been on the ship yet, Akamaru had run ahead of Kiba and Iruka had gone after him.

'Damn dog should have been on a leash' he thought bitterly.

"Naruto" he felt a nudge at his side and turned to see Sasuke looking at him. He really had to stop spacing out like that-

"Naruto, the service is over…"

With a glazed look Naruto followed Sasuke away from the grave site to a waiting limo. He'd lived with Iruka all his life but now that he was gone, Naruto was temporarily living with the Uchihas.

He got in first getting the window seat with Sasuke scooting in after him followed by Itachi and Kisame. Naruto, Sasuke and Itachi were headed home while Kisame was heading over to the mansion to pick up his car.

"God today's been absolute crap" Kisame put a slightly bluish hand over his face.

"No kidding" Sasuke gave him a cold look before turning to examine Naruto. He still wasn't talking and Sasuke was beginning to worry.

"I didn't mean the funeral" Kisame started "I was on my way to the site this morning when you called me. You know, to come talk to Itachi? And just as soon as I turned off, this gas truck flipped over and blew up. I swear I only missed it because you called me".

The three other occupants of the car just stared at him "And you're saying this why!" Sasuke glared at him. What the hell! Why say something like that right after funeral!

"I meant that there's more to life than dea-" Kisame was cut off as Itachi attached himself to his waist, clinging for all he was worth.

"Er… Ta-kun?" Itachi looked up at his boyfriend and smiled "You really suck at making other people feel better" Itachi snuggled closer to him "Thanks".

The group was silent for a moment before Naruto gave an empty laugh.

"Naruto?" Sasuke ventured not really sure of his boyfriends state of mind.

"It's… funny… really fucking hilarious…" Naruto laughed again while Kisame and Itachi felt inclined to move as far away as possible.

"What's funny" Sasuke asked, confused.

"If we'd died the way we were supposed to, Kisame wouldn't be here right now."

The other three stopped… for lack of better words, dead.

"What do you mean 'the way we were supposed to?'"

Naruto looked at Sasuke with an eerie smile "I saw us all die. You got impaled… twice, Ino and Shika were burned alive, Hinata and Kiba drowned, Lee, Sakura and Tenten all suffocated and I took an electric wire to the head. That's what would have happened if I hadn't said anything".

Sasuke shook his head "That was just a dream… there's no proof it would have actually happened.

"This sort of rings a bell" Itachi cut in "It's from a horror movie I saw a while ago Final something…" He let go of Kisame to scratch his head lightly "The kids all got off of some huge tragedy before it happened and then they all started dying. Interesting movie really".

"And you're encouraging this!" Sasuke hissed.

"Hey Sasuke?" Naruto looked over at the raven to find him glaring at Itachi.

"Sasuke?" No answer.

"Oi teme!" that got his attention.

"What?" he answered sharply looking away from his brother and redirecting his glare at Naruto.

"I- I wanted to know if we could rent the movies… I mean if this is anything like that movie then we should be doing research or something…"

"Whatever" he returned to glaring at Itachi much to Naruto's annoyance.

Regardless of the circumstances there were some things about Sasuke he refused to put up with. Being ignored was one of them.

"What the hell is your prob-" there was a loud bang and the car jolted, rolling over twice before coming to a stop on its roof.

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Itachi and Kisame are 19 everyone else is 18 and Itachi's eyes are red because I can't really picture him any other way. -