Anakin Cook ran to his withering utensil to make sure everything was perfect for his date in the drug alleyway tomorrow. While ordering perfume and lipstick off of Amazon, he got an email notification from Crunchyroll. It was a reminder that his premium membership would expire 10 minutes before his date with Amy from Geometry Class the next day. Upon reading the email, the Cook-man almost fainted. I need to renew my premium Crunchyroll membership before my date! He quickly ran into the garage to confront his hideous father. He needed to steal his father's credit card to renew the membership so that he can impress his date. When he opened the garage door, he was hit in the face with a great brown hiney cloud. The air was thiccer than his mother, so it was hard to breathe. Anakin grabbed his flashlight in an attempt to see through the fumes in the garage. A couple of seconds in, his father smacked him upside the head.

"What do you think you're doing? I'm trying to set a world record here and you're smothering my chances, boy!" His father yelled. "I'm trying to make this record book representative faint with my gas. You know I take setting the Least Amount of Time to Render Someone Unconscious by Farting record very seriously! That's another 10 spanks on Sunday!"

"But mom just gave me another 5! My ass will be cherry red for days! This isn't fair!" Anakin Cook cried and left the garage. I need to find another way to repay the subscription...

He stepped on his thicc mother while walking through the kitchen, which sent ripples of flab all throughout the woman's body. It gave him an idea on a way to make quick money. He ran back to his withering device to search on Craigslist. Within seconds, he found a severely overweight man who wanted to be spanked. He was willing to pay $6.94, which was one penny short of the price needed to repay the subscription. Anakin Cook got back to the man with high resolution images of his hands, which the overweight man requested.

Cookman3000: how long do u want spanking for to get the $$$?

SpankMePlease1969: I'll pay you after 30 solid minutes.

Cookman3000: thank you ur a lifesaver!

The man told him to meet him on the banks of the Delaware river at 9pm that night. Anakin Cook spent the rest of the day walking to the location they agreed to meet at. The man eventually pulled up in a windowless white van. Upon spotting Cook, he said, "climb into the van, kid" with a seductive wink.

"Don't mind if I do!" Cooky-boy said as he boarded the van. "How do you want to be spanked, daddy?"

"Spank me harder than you've ever spanked anything in your entire life."

"Okay! I brought my color wheel that I stole from my orthodontist, do you want your ass to be red, or pink, or orange? I promise I won't stop spanking until it reaches precisely the color on the wheel."

"Make it the reddest red there is."

Anakin Cook agreed and started spanking away. The man howled and yelped as his booty tinted red. Anakin Cook alternated between using his hand and using he special glove. The man pleaded for the ointment he brought to be applied, but Cook wouldn't apply it for him. He held the color wheel next to the man's plump cheeks. The man started crying in pain.

"Lord, have mercy!" He wailed.

Eventually, the man's ass turned the desired color. The man paid Cook for the deed and left the scene, applying the ointment as he drove. On the way back, Cook happened to be strolling through a town with a wishing fountain. Without hesitating, Cook pushed the child about to throw a penny into the water, and stole the coin. I now have exactly enough! Unfortunately, the mother of the child was upset.

"How repulsive!" She croaked. She started hitting Cook with her purse as Cook made a quick getaway. When Cook returned home, he repaid the subscription and kissed the letter from his secret admirer goodnight.

"Until tomorrow, snookems."