Wheel…of…Doughnuts!

Cloudtail stared at the tiles in front of him. He thought carefully about what he was going to do and say next.

Tigerclaw glared at him, growling softly as he held a small microphone in his right paw. "The game is quite simple." He began, beyond annoyed. "To win, you must ring the buzzer, then announce that you would either like to solve, buy a vowel, or a normal letter. You will not win if you just sit there DOING NOTHING!"

Cloudtail opened his mouth to say something about the game, but then turned to Tigerclaw instead. "You're just mad because Bluestar has you doing this."

"Oh, you couldn't be more right about that." Tigerclaw growled, extending his claws out further. "Now please, GET ON WITH THIS SO I CAN GO HOME!"

Sandstorm sat on top of the wheel, licking her arm. "Please, Cloudtail. After this, I have to go help Whitestorm with something. Something probably related to all…this." She gave a sad meow, then carried on with her grooming session.

Spottedleaf stood at a podium. "I…I don't even know what I'm doing here." She looked around with a mixture of anger and confusion. "Where are we?"

"Underground." Tigerclaw answered coldly.

"Really? Why?"

"I don't know." He shoved Cloudtail forcefully when he turned around to see him playing with a button on the ground. "Solve it, you-"

"Gub's Grub grubbed grubbily gubbing gub the gub." Cloudtail read slowly. He stood back, waving his bushy white tail back and forth.

Tigerclaw stared at him for a few moment, then looked at the board behind him, stuttering with confusion. Then he turned back around to face Cloudtail as he twitched his left eye. "Y-You…you…where w-would you…"

Sandstorm placed her paw on the buzzer. "It doesn't say that! It says…Enjoy The Grib."

"You are both wrong." Spottedleaf announced as he slammed her transparent paw on the buzzer. "It says…There is a giant foot behind you."

"YOU'RE ALL WRONG!" Tigerclaw erupted, slamming the microphone on the ground in anger. He grabbed Cloudtail by the scruff of fur on his chest. "YOU IDIOTS! THAT SAYS APPLES ARE RED! APPLES…ARE…RED!" He then proceeded to slam Cloudtail against the wall.

"Look, how am I supposed to know that?!" Sandstorm retorted as she followed Tigerclaw with her eyes as he went on a full-scale rampage. "I don't know how to read. In fact, I've never read anything in my entire life! We all just talk to each other!"

"F***! YOU WORTHLESS, F****** MORONS!" Tigerclaw had just finished dismantling the spinner and throwing it out of a window. He scaled up the wall, screaming and cursing in rage, pulling the lights out of the wall and smashing them to pieces on the ground. A fire raged on around the four.

Spottedleaf shrugged. "It doesn't matter anyway; I'm already dead." She then began to hover above Sandstorm and Cloudtail. "Have a nice day. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go ride a horse, then eat some birthday cake."

Now Sandstorm and Cloudtail were left in the center of a ring of roaring fire. She glared at Cloudtail as the fire crackled around them. "At least what I said made sense. I didn't understand half the stuff you were saying."

Cloudtail grabbed his tail as a form of comfort. "What is the Grib?" He hissed quietly.

Sandstorm held his gaze. "Shut up."

"So who wins?" Cloudtail looked around for a moment before giving a short mew.

"Isn't it obvious?" The she-cat said dryly. "Tigerclaw won."

"Ah. So he did." Cloudtail studied his paws. "So he did."