Pines' Bizarre Adventure Ch. 2

Vs. One Direction

A/N: I do not own Jojo's Bizarre Adventure or Gravity Falls. I only own the OCs I have created.


"ORA!" Dipper's Stand cried out.

Dipper can hardly gather his thoughts at everything that just happened today. First he was with his sister shopping in the mall, then he gets knocked down by this guy, reluctantly tasked with holding onto a broken arrow for said guy, and now he's in weird ghost fight with the same guy!

"Wha-what's going on?" Dipper eyes widened seeing as the spirit went in for a punch at the Zeppeli guy.

Osbourne jumped away from the punch and took a good look at the Stand before him. It was the same height as Dipper and was somewhat muscular. If he could describe what the stand looked like, it would have to be robotic. Its head was a black ball that was divided into four sections by LCD screens that streamed around the vertical and horizontal directions of the head. The screens flickered with colorful lights as if were from a sci-fi computer. Electrical wires ran across its body that look like a substitute of blood veins. On the top of its shoulder there are fuses that are lighting up in different colors.

"So that's your Stand?" Osbourne regained his composure. "You really are a pain in the neck." He growled at Dipper.

"A Stand? What the heck's a Stand? What's going on? I don't even know anymore!" Dipper gripped his head. All these crazy things happening consecutively in one day was too much for him to grasp.

"Dipper?" Mabel looked at her brother with a worried face. "What's going on? What the heck is that guy talking about? I don't see anything."

"Y-you can't see it?" Dipper looked to Mabel and to his Stand. 'How does she not see it?' Dipper thought 'Alright, I gotta take a look what's happened so far. Mabel says she can't see these things floating around, but that Zeppeli guy and I can see them. So that must mean that people with these ghost thingies are the only ones who can see them.´ Dipper concluded. 'But what exactly are these things?'

Before he could even come up with a theory, Osbourne charged at the two with One Direction. Dipper held onto his sister and subconsciously commanded carry the both of them away. Though only for a small distance, it was enough to avoid the attack.

Dipper turned to look at his Stand in surprise. He did not expect him to carry Mabel and him to safety.

'As I have said before, I am here to protect.' One Direction projected his voice into Dipper's mind.

"Di-did you just?" Dipper looked to his Stan with wide eyes.

'I am you and you are me. As we share one mind, we share our voices, our thoughts. I will protect you to the very end.' Paranoid Android stood in front of the twins, prepared to counter-attack once the enemy made his move.

"Alright, I'm not gonna complain. But how're you gonna protect us?" Dipper asked.

'My ability allows you and I, to predict our opponent's next move and I can show the probability of where it will come from and where it will land. From there I can give you suggestions of the best evasive maneuver or counter-attack to ensure survival. I can show you where the traps will appear.'

In an instant a black visor appeared and wrapped around Dipper's head.

"H-hey!" Dipper startled. To Dipper the thing looked like it was from that one old sci-fi show. Through the visor, Dipper saw some strange smokey colorful lights on the ground.

'Wh-what are those?' Dipper asked.

'Those are the probable spots where the attack will appear. Green is 85%-100%, blue is 50%-84%, yellow is 25%-49%, and red is 1%-24%.' His Stand explained.

"Sounds handy." Dipper said. He saw a green trail from him to Osbourne. "What's he planning?"

"Suggested action: Move to right by 2 feet." One Direction said.

"Wait what?" Dipper exclaimed.

An arrow panel appeared below Osbourne's feet, pointing in the twins' direction. In a matter seconds, he was jettisoned towards them.

In quick reflexes, Dipper grabbed Mabel and moved to the right as suggest by his Stand. Osbourne zipped past him and the twins dodged him unscathed. Dipper looked behind him and saw the enemy still charging. And then an array of arrow panels appeared on the ground that lined up to a curving directions towards him. Osbourne used the panels to maintain speed and changed directions to charge at Dipper again.

"Arrow panel appearing below us in five seconds. Enemy incoming within five seconds." Paranoid Android warned. "Suggested action: Move left by 2 feet."

"Not good not good not good." Dipper muttered.

'This guy can make as many panels as he wants, not good. But I can still dodge them.' Dipper thought. Mabel and him dodged the attack again. Dipper put on the visor and looked to see where the next panels will appear. What he saw made his mouth drop, all around him he saw green lights surrounding him.

"Arrow panels appearing around us in five seconds. Suggested action: Escape the entrapment immediately." Dipper's Stand said.

Dipper immediately grabbed his sister's hand and made a break for it. As he ran, he thought he and his sister would make it. But his hopes were shot down as he was the one who got shot across the ground. He grimaced in pain as he rubbed the bruises he obtained from the push. He looked up to see that he wasn't fast enough and the panels had formed before he could escape.

"Maybe I can jump over them." Dipper said.

"Jump over what, Dipper?" Mabel asked.

Dipper didn't answer her as he attempted to leap over the panels. Only to be slammed onto the ground again.

"So I'll still be pushed even if I jump over it." Dipper muttered.

"Dipper what's going on? Is it the Invisible Wizard? Is he the one pushing us around?" Mabel asked.

"No Mabel, I don't know how to explain what's going. At best, we're having a fight with ghosts or something." He answered.

"You mean like that one show, Shaman Emperor1?" Mabel asked.

"Kinda, but it's still diff-." Dipper was cutoff when he saw that Osbourne charged in again and had finally landed a hit. He had hit Dipper's Stand, Dipper saw that Paranoid Android was knocked back from the punch to face. What Dipper didn't see, some sort of force hitting his face as well.

'Wh-what the heck just happened?! It feels like I'm getting hit by a brick wall!' Dipper thought. He never been hit this hard since that time he tried to fight Rumble. The hit had been hard enough to cut the inside of his cheek. As Dipper fell to the ground, he felt some blood and spit fly out of his mouth.

"DIPPER!" Mabel screamed. She quickly ran to her brother and helped him up. "Dipper! Are you okay?! What happened? I didn't see that guy hit you!"

Dipper spat some blood that built up in his mouth. Dipper looked around and saw that Mabel was fine but Osbourne was still circling around at a fast speed, waiting to strike again.

"I'm fine, Mabel. I don't know what happened." Dipper calmed his sister.

'What the heck happened? He only hit Paranoid Android? So why was I hit?' Dipper asked himself.

"It seems you don't fully understand your Stand." Osbourne stood before him outside the ring of arrows. "Don't you know? Stand are you and you are him. You both are the same person. If he gets hurt, so do you. If you get hurt, so does your Stand." He stepped onto a panel and quickly dashed to Dipper and struck his Stand again with a punch to prove his point.

"Gah!" Dipper felt punch hit his stomach, the same spot where Paranoid Android was hit.

Osbourne had left the circle again, but had quickly turned around to strike again. Strike he did, again and again. Osbourne continuously zoomed to Dipper and hit him over and over again. The child had received the blows from either through Paranoid Android or taken the blow himself. Osbourne was never giving Dipper a chance to retaliate or come up with a strategy.

'Ow this really hurts! Don't know how much more I can take! But I gotta protect Mabel!' Dipper thought. He looked to his sister and saw that she was fine with no injuries on her. He saw that she had ducked down with hopes of not getting hit. 'She didn't get hit, but how?' Dipper got hit again as Osbourne dashed past him. However thanks to that hit, Dipper saw the answer why Mabel wasn't hurt from any of this. Osbourne had flew over Mabel when he used the arrow panels to propel himself. 'That's right! He had propels himself at a high enough speed so he flies off the ground.' At that moment, Dipper eyes widened as he came up with a plan to defeat Osbourne. 'Paranoid Android, when's the next time Zeppeli guy gonna try to hit you?' Dipper mentally asked his Stand.

'In approximately nine seconds, he will strike again. Probability of striking me: 90%.' It answered.

'Then that's the time where I'll turn this around and send this guy flying.' Dipper felt a wave of great determination flow through his body. Dipper stood tall and took the same fighting pose that he did when he fought Rumble. 'I can't mess this up, who knows if I'll ever get another chance like this.'

'It's about time that I end this one-sided massacre.' Osbourne thought smugly. He had moved around the twins to make them lose focus and find a good spot to land his final blow. Once he made his decision where to strike, he had moved to be behind Dipper and dashed towards them.

"THIS WILL BE THE END! YOU WILL FALL HERE!" Osbourne had shouted when he was a few inches behind Dipper. One Direction had raised its fist to punch Paranoid Android as the finishing blow. However the punch never made contact, in fact Paranoid Android had disappeared completely. "WHAT?!" Osbourne looked to see that Dipper had fallen forward, ducking under him when he tried punch his Stand. While still falling, Dipper had quickly flipped over in midair to face Osbourne.

"PARANOID ANDROID!" Dipper called to his Stand and it appeared as it flew away from his body.

'This guy! He dodged my attack by ducking under me the moment I came to him! He used my speed to his advantage!' Osbourne thought as he came to realization of Dipper's plan.

"ORA!" Paranoid Android cried out. It landed an uppercut to One Direction's chin. The punch sent Osbourne airborne. Paranoid Android flew closer to them and released a flurry of punches at blinding speed.

"ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA!"

Osbourne and his Stand were mercilessly assaulted by the punches and each punch had had felt like Osbourne had been hit by a speeding bowling ball.

"ORA!" With one last punch, Paranoid Android had sent the blonde soaring into the air and then crashing into the pavement.

Dipper panted, looking at the unconscious enemy before him. He couldn't believe it, he had felt a rush of excitement and joy in his heart.

'I won? I actually won a fight? An actual fight that involved punching someone!' Dipper thought as he squatted down to jump high in glee. "Oh ow ow ow! My everything hurts!" Dipper moaned as he laid his hand against his back.

"Dipper!" Mabel stood and ran to her brother and pulled him into a hug. "That was amazing! I didn't know, you're a psychic! Does that mean I'm a psychic too?" She babbled in excitement.

"OW OW AH OW! Mabel, stop!" Dipper pushed her off.

"I must use these powers for good!" She said with a determined look. "And by that, I mean use them for my own selfish needs."

"Mabel, no." Dipper placed a hand on his sister's shoulder.

"Mabel, yes!" She pumped her fists into the air. "Oh wait, what are we gonna do with that guy?" Mabel turned and pointed to the beaten up blonde.

"Hmmm, I don't know. But this guy clearly has answers about this arrow and what he said about 'us' being a threat to this town has got me even more worried about this." Dipper scratched his chin as he spoke. "Let's tie him up and get answers from him when he wakes up."

"Oooh, does this mean he's gonna our hostage?" Mabel spoke, sounding too excited. "Yay, we get keep crazy hot guy!" She squealed.

"Mabel, why do you still find this guy attractive after he tried to kill us?" Dipper asked.

"Well reason number one, he's so good looking." She smiled. "And B." She raised her hand with two fingers up. "I don't think he's a complete bad guy."

Dipper would've dropped his jaw if it wasn't so sore from the onslaught he had faced from the unconscious person.

"Well he said he wanted to make sure the town is safe. So I don't think he's a jerk." She shrugged.

"…Yeah, he did say that." Dipper looked to Osbourne. "Let's just tie him up for now."

"Right-o bro!" Mabel pulled out a ball of yarn from her pocket. "Restraining the cutie!"

As Mabel worked on tying up Osbourne, Dipper pulled out the arrow and the journal from his vest. He started to write down what had happened, what the arrow did, and new supernatural phenomenon called Stands.

'As if this place couldn't have any more mysteries going on! Now my sister and I stumble upon this mess. An arrow that gives people supernatural abilities, we get attacked by some guy with said powers, there are people after this arrow for those powers, and for unknown reason there people with these powers who are supposed to be a threat to Gravity Falls… at least according to the guy who tried murder us. I don't know what's going on now, but I intend to find out.' Dipper closed the journal after sketching arrow into it. He went over to Mabel to help with binding Osbourne. Whatever was going in Gravity Falls, it's the start of another bizarre adventure for the Pines Family.


A/N: I am so so so sorry that I haven't updated in over a month, I had to make some changes to this story without it dragging for too long. Then I had to go visit relatives and then I got distracted by SMT 4. So sorry, I'll try to finish the next chapter sooner.