The Survey- chapter 2

A/N wehe R and R pease.

Mat walks up. Tuon and Tylin shadows him. They walk into a building, because so people are gaping at Tuon.

There they find: the computer. Mat reads on the screen:

Question one:

Do you think Tuon, Tylin, or Aldura is prettier? (_____________________.

Mat types in Tuon after little debate. It is not wise to say anyone is prettier than your wife… expecially when she wanted to buy you…

Tylin glares at Mat.

Computer: ERROR

Mat: WHAT!

Computer: untrue statement detected

Mat: prove it

Computer: fine. In book nine you called Tuon boyish and not pretty. You thought Tylin was sort of pretty but possessive. However you called Aldura 'pleasantly plump,' and pretty.

Mat: eep

Five hours later when he wakes up…

Mat: flame all Age of Legends technology

Tuon (singsongy): who is Aldura?

Mat: no idea

Computer: ERROR

Mat: shut up

Question Two:

Would you rather (write in order from least to greatest):

sick your head in a pit of starved lethal vipers

be healed by the one power and become a warder

marry Tuon

gamble, drink, and party your short life away for two nanoseconds and then die

Mat writes hurriedly C, B, A, D

Tuon: WELL I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU EITHER! You bloody son of a sand eater

Mat: says the bald lady

Tuon: ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Question Three:

What is your favorite ajah and why?

Green

Blue

Red

Yellow

Brown

White

Gray

Mat: well either green or brown

Tylin: why?

Mat: browns stay away

Tuon: and greens…

Mat: (whispers) some of them are kinda pretty?

Tuon: YOU WOULD CALL A WOMAN WHO CAN CHANNEL PRETTY… THEY MUST ALL BE COLLARED!!!!!

Mat: well, no one could be as bad looking as you

Mat (before he blacks out): wwwrrrrrrrrrrrronnnnnnnng thing to say

When he comes to he picks browns.

Question Four:

The Old Blood runs true in you Matrim Cauthon. Were all the 'Old Blood' people worthless drunks?

Mat: nooooo…

Computer: kay, I've been wondering

Tuon: you're a worthless drunk?

Mat: YAY, GO ME. PARTY.

Tuon: why didn't you tell me Tylin

Tylin: I LIKE worthless drunks

Tuon: whatever

Question Five:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

Cause it darn well wanted to

Why do I care?

Tuon was chasing it

The Forsaken were after it

Mat: my old memories tell me it is… A

Mat: but I disagree. I think it is C or D

He highlights both.

Tuon: why would I chase a chicken? I would get, Creator forbid, DIRTY

Mat: D it is