The Survey- chapter 2
A/N wehe R and R pease.
Mat walks up. Tuon and Tylin shadows him. They walk into a building, because so people are gaping at Tuon.
There they find: the computer. Mat reads on the screen:
Question one:
Do you think Tuon, Tylin, or Aldura is prettier? (_____________________.
Mat types in Tuon after little debate. It is not wise to say anyone is prettier than your wife… expecially when she wanted to buy you…
Tylin glares at Mat.
Computer: ERROR
Mat: WHAT!
Computer: untrue statement detected
Mat: prove it
Computer: fine. In book nine you called Tuon boyish and not pretty. You thought Tylin was sort of pretty but possessive. However you called Aldura 'pleasantly plump,' and pretty.
Mat: eep
Five hours later when he wakes up…
Mat: flame all Age of Legends technology
Tuon (singsongy): who is Aldura?
Mat: no idea
Computer: ERROR
Mat: shut up
Question Two:
Would you rather (write in order from least to greatest):
sick your head in a pit of starved lethal vipers
be healed by the one power and become a warder
marry Tuon
gamble, drink, and party your short life away for two nanoseconds and then die
Mat writes hurriedly C, B, A, D
Tuon: WELL I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU EITHER! You bloody son of a sand eater
Mat: says the bald lady
Tuon: ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Question Three:
What is your favorite ajah and why?
Green
Blue
Red
Yellow
Brown
White
Gray
Mat: well either green or brown
Tylin: why?
Mat: browns stay away
Tuon: and greens…
Mat: (whispers) some of them are kinda pretty?
Tuon: YOU WOULD CALL A WOMAN WHO CAN CHANNEL PRETTY… THEY MUST ALL BE COLLARED!!!!!
Mat: well, no one could be as bad looking as you
Mat (before he blacks out): wwwrrrrrrrrrrrronnnnnnnng thing to say
When he comes to he picks browns.
Question Four:
The Old Blood runs true in you Matrim Cauthon. Were all the 'Old Blood' people worthless drunks?
Mat: nooooo…
Computer: kay, I've been wondering
Tuon: you're a worthless drunk?
Mat: YAY, GO ME. PARTY.
Tuon: why didn't you tell me Tylin
Tylin: I LIKE worthless drunks
Tuon: whatever
Question Five:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Cause it darn well wanted to
Why do I care?
Tuon was chasing it
The Forsaken were after it
Mat: my old memories tell me it is… A
Mat: but I disagree. I think it is C or D
He highlights both.
Tuon: why would I chase a chicken? I would get, Creator forbid, DIRTY
Mat: D it is
A/N wehe R and R pease.
Mat walks up. Tuon and Tylin shadows him. They walk into a building, because so people are gaping at Tuon.
There they find: the computer. Mat reads on the screen:
Question one:
Do you think Tuon, Tylin, or Aldura is prettier? (_____________________.
Mat types in Tuon after little debate. It is not wise to say anyone is prettier than your wife… expecially when she wanted to buy you…
Tylin glares at Mat.
Computer: ERROR
Mat: WHAT!
Computer: untrue statement detected
Mat: prove it
Computer: fine. In book nine you called Tuon boyish and not pretty. You thought Tylin was sort of pretty but possessive. However you called Aldura 'pleasantly plump,' and pretty.
Mat: eep
Five hours later when he wakes up…
Mat: flame all Age of Legends technology
Tuon (singsongy): who is Aldura?
Mat: no idea
Computer: ERROR
Mat: shut up
Question Two:
Would you rather (write in order from least to greatest):
sick your head in a pit of starved lethal vipers
be healed by the one power and become a warder
marry Tuon
gamble, drink, and party your short life away for two nanoseconds and then die
Mat writes hurriedly C, B, A, D
Tuon: WELL I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU EITHER! You bloody son of a sand eater
Mat: says the bald lady
Tuon: ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Question Three:
What is your favorite ajah and why?
Green
Blue
Red
Yellow
Brown
White
Gray
Mat: well either green or brown
Tylin: why?
Mat: browns stay away
Tuon: and greens…
Mat: (whispers) some of them are kinda pretty?
Tuon: YOU WOULD CALL A WOMAN WHO CAN CHANNEL PRETTY… THEY MUST ALL BE COLLARED!!!!!
Mat: well, no one could be as bad looking as you
Mat (before he blacks out): wwwrrrrrrrrrrrronnnnnnnng thing to say
When he comes to he picks browns.
Question Four:
The Old Blood runs true in you Matrim Cauthon. Were all the 'Old Blood' people worthless drunks?
Mat: nooooo…
Computer: kay, I've been wondering
Tuon: you're a worthless drunk?
Mat: YAY, GO ME. PARTY.
Tuon: why didn't you tell me Tylin
Tylin: I LIKE worthless drunks
Tuon: whatever
Question Five:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Cause it darn well wanted to
Why do I care?
Tuon was chasing it
The Forsaken were after it
Mat: my old memories tell me it is… A
Mat: but I disagree. I think it is C or D
He highlights both.
Tuon: why would I chase a chicken? I would get, Creator forbid, DIRTY
Mat: D it is
