*Knock *Knock *Knock

America stood at the door of the castle, knocking away. After five minutes, he decided to let himself in.

"Hey, SI, you home, there a big ass swimming pool with a fricken dinosaur in it on your front yard" America yelled. No response

"South, you okay bro" he yelled again, to no response.

America walked around the castle, calling out for south as he went along. The castle was dark and gloomy. These places usually sent America running for the hills, in fear of ghosts, but he couldn't just leave, what if Ireland was hurt and needed help.

Finally, after going down a spiral staircase into a long, dark hallway, America called,"YO' OLIVER, YOU IN HERE DUDE..."

"Why, yes I am Alfred" South said in a deep, growly voice. America spun around, shocked to hear the voice. He noticed Ireland standing perfectly straight, walled off by a set of bars and an iron door. "God South, you scared the crap outa me! Hey, whats with the cage, and your voice, its...different?" America asked.

"I accidentally locked myself in here. Now Alfred, would you please release me, the key for the door is right behind you" South said, still standing perfectly still in the same spot.

America turned around to grab the key, but when he turned back, Oliver was standing right in front of him, the cage door still locked shut. He took a deep breath and staarred at America

"WOAH DUDE! How the hell did you get out of the cage! England must've taught you some trick or somethin!" America yelped, amazed.

"Yes, yes, magic, now can we please go, its getting quite stuffy down here" said Ireland, beginning to walk up the staircase. He and America went through the various hallways till they reached the main , America finally got a good look at Ireland. He was paler, much paler, and thats saying something since Ireland usually had pale skin. Also, his eyes... they were a deep red, almost the shade of blood.

"Yo ireland, wicked new colored contacts, where did you find a shade that red?" America asked.

SI looked confused. Then he said,"Oh yes, contacts, that asian fellow, whats his name, oh yes, Japan! Yes, he gave me them for, oh whats that pagan holiday called, all hallows eve?"

"Dude, in America, we call it Halloween, and didn't you call me askin' for help decorating this lame ass castle" America asked

"YOU DARE DO WHAT TO MY HOME" South screamed, the red in his eyes deepening.

"Don't worry man, this ain't your home, its way too big, anyways, I brought just the thing to liven things up here" America said, pulling out a orange and black bazooka. He aimed for the far wall at the front of the church and fired. With an explosion, colored lights, music, food, and petting zoos of horrifying creatures appeared out of no where.

"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOONE" Ireland screamed

"Capitalism my friend, capitalism" said America with a laugh, putting down the rocket launcher.

Ireland nearly had his hands around Americas throat, before the doors to the castle were kicked in. England stood at the door with an angry expression, holding a tray of pasteries and wearing an apron.

"So, I heard you were having a party you little nusence, so I decided to have my top chefs cook the finest Bristish Cuesine...WAIT! Whats with all the food here..."

"Well take a hundred" America inturuppted

"Its perfect for Halloween, whats scarier than British food" America laughed.

At the same time, both Ireland and England jumped on America and started hitting him, America feeling nothing and laughing. "Oh you guys, I feel like part of the family again" America laughed, pushing the two of them off him.

"B-But, what about all this other food" England asked.

"ADEPTO DE INFERNO BASTARDUS" South chanted. A large fireball came out of no where, hitting England in the chest and launching him out of the castle, the doors closing behind him.

"Woah, wicked" America said, looking over to Ireland, who hhad started growing boils all over himself, and his skin turned greener. "Hey Ireland, I think your catching the plague again"

Ireland looked over at America,"ASINUS ASINORUM IN HOMINIBUS ADHUC QUID HIC AGIS?"

"I know dude, I am awesome" said America, patting SI on the back.