Things That Annoy a Winchester

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Chapter Two:

30 things that annoy Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Chick flicks

Sam going to college

Sam leaving me

Anyone other than myself calling Sam, "Sammy" (John Winchester this means you!)

Sam's emo music

REO Speedwagon (Kevin Cronin doesn't sing it from the heart Jo; he sings it from the hair!)

That bastard who killed my Sammy.

Gordon, the bastard who tried to kill my Sam.

John Winchester (especially when he goes all "marine")

Anyone hitting on Sam

Shapeshifters

Anyone who harms my babies (The Impala…and Sam)

Demons

Yellow Eyed Bastard (for making Sam a "special child")

Yellow Eyed Bastard (for killing Mom, and taking Dad's soul)

Boy Bands

Teenagers

Kids

Old people

Geeks

Sam Winchester

Lilith, bitch holds my deal

Bela, bitch stole the colt.

Ruby, lying bitch

Snow, messes with my baby (Impala)

People making messes inside my baby, namely Sam Winchester

MySpace, I STILL don't know what it is, damn it Sam

Crappy food

How much I want to fuck Sam Winchester

"Dean what's this?" Sam held up the paper he'd just read. Dean smirked.

"I thought I'd make a list to." Dean answered

"And place it conveniently on my laptop?" Sam raised a suspicious eyebrow.

"Yes," Dean's grin got wider.

"I take it your hinting to something." Sam tried to hide a smile.

"Course not Sammy," Dean faked innocence; it looked out of place on his devilish face.

"Too bad, I think I might have been easily persuaded." There was a lull in their conversation before Dean jumped up and tackled Sam to the bed.

Later that night when Sam lay in Dean's arms, listening to the strong, steady beat of Dean's heart he heard Dean mumble, "I love you Sammy."

FIN

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