Things That Annoy a Winchester
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Chapter Two:
30 things that annoy Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester
Chick flicks
Sam going to college
Sam leaving me
Anyone other than myself calling Sam, "Sammy" (John Winchester this means you!)
Sam's emo music
REO Speedwagon (Kevin Cronin doesn't sing it from the heart Jo; he sings it from the hair!)
That bastard who killed my Sammy.
Gordon, the bastard who tried to kill my Sam.
John Winchester (especially when he goes all "marine")
Anyone hitting on Sam
Shapeshifters
Anyone who harms my babies (The Impala…and Sam)
Demons
Yellow Eyed Bastard (for making Sam a "special child")
Yellow Eyed Bastard (for killing Mom, and taking Dad's soul)
Boy Bands
Teenagers
Kids
Old people
Geeks
Sam Winchester
Lilith, bitch holds my deal
Bela, bitch stole the colt.
Ruby, lying bitch
Snow, messes with my baby (Impala)
People making messes inside my baby, namely Sam Winchester
MySpace, I STILL don't know what it is, damn it Sam
Crappy food
How much I want to fuck Sam Winchester
"Dean what's this?" Sam held up the paper he'd just read. Dean smirked.
"I thought I'd make a list to." Dean answered
"And place it conveniently on my laptop?" Sam raised a suspicious eyebrow.
"Yes," Dean's grin got wider.
"I take it your hinting to something." Sam tried to hide a smile.
"Course not Sammy," Dean faked innocence; it looked out of place on his devilish face.
"Too bad, I think I might have been easily persuaded." There was a lull in their conversation before Dean jumped up and tackled Sam to the bed.
Later that night when Sam lay in Dean's arms, listening to the strong, steady beat of Dean's heart he heard Dean mumble, "I love you Sammy."
FIN
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