WHERE DID IT GO?!

*Ahem, sorry for the odd pairings and OCC-ness, they're the first that comes to mind! Disclaimer: I do NOT own Deidara, Hidan, Tobi—I do NOT own Akatsuki/Naruto!*

"I-I can't FIND IT!" Sasori cried throwing aside all the clothing from his closet. He was straight naked except for a forest green towel around his waist. "What do you MEAN you can't find WHAT?"

The red head turned around to look at the Uchiha sitting on the bed… Those red eyes longing for company, his long dark hair let loose around his shoulders… Itachi was beautiful, and to let down and opportunity like this was just crazy.

"Sasori-kun!" the weasel pouted, "Come! We don't NEED condoms!" Becoming impatient, he started slowly lifting up his shirt, tossing it aside.

The scorpion sighed, getting up and pushing Itachi down onto the bed. "I guess we'll just have to do without, eh?" he mumbled, pinching one of the pink nipples and sliding his cool tongue down the Uchiha's neck.

"Do without what?" he moaned in response.

"…"

"…"

"That brat took my cock."


And right at that moment, in the bathroom of room 4, a loud moan was heard from a certain blonde terrorist masturbating…

*This'll probably be the last chapter of the WHERE DID IT GO?! because no other peeps in Naruto have de-attachable body parts... Kakuzu maybe? Kekeke... WATCH OUT FOR ONE MORE CHAPTER THEN! XD*