A.N. I feel horrible that it took me a little over a month to update. Chapter isn't really all that long. But at least it's longer than the first one. Like before there is an OOC warning. And to answer your question, LexiAmiYumi, Kyle's stomach hurt because the spell turning him into a girl was starting and a few of the insides girls have are different from a boy's so that was changing as well. So yeah... Hope you enjoy. Next chapter will be out when I stop being lazy and type. xD Review please.
"Ugh!" Kyle groaned as he opened his eyes, the light blinding his vision. Forgot to close the blinds again.
Grudgingly, he got up and walked to the kitchen to make himself some breakfast. Pushing open the door, he dragged his feet to the refrigerator.
To his surprise, two boys jumped out of his fridge. "Hi. Ky-"
Fanboy and Chum Chum looked at Kyle curiously. "You're not Kyle," Fanboy stated. "You're a girl." Chum Chum nodded in agreement.
The wizard raised an eyebrow and got up off the floor. What are they- His eyes passed over to a pot still in the sink where he saw his reflection. Kyle's eyes grew. His braces were gone, perfect white teeth in its place. But that had not been the only change. His red hair was a bit longer, now to his midback. There were two bumps on his chest. His pants felt empty and a bit looser around his waist. He opened his mouth to curse but remembered the two who were in his kitchen, curiously watching him. I mustn't let them know.
The two superheroes looked at female Kyle as if analyzing her. "Who are you?"
"I'm Kyl-" Come on, Kyle. Think of a name. "ie. Kylie."
"Hi, Kylie. I'm Fanboy."
"I'm Chum Chum."
"What are you doing at Kyle's place?" Fanboy asked.
"Are you his girlfriend?" Chum Chum questioned.
Fanboy shook his head. "Nah. I think they look too much alike," he began to disagree. "I bet she's his sister."
"Well, I think she's his girlfriend."
"Well, I think she's his sister."
"Girlfriend!"
"Sister!"
Kyle found himself in the middle of the two's glaring contest. "Uhhh… I'm just going to make myself something to eat." The conjurer cringed at his new higher pitched voice. At least I still have my accent.
The superheroes' faced instantly lit up. "You have a funny voice too." Chum Chum giggled.
"Do you want us to make you some British food? I think Kyle still has some sheep guts."
"Kylie" immediately shook her head, turning green at the mention of the intestines. "Maybe I'll just skip breakfast today…"
The three were silent for a moment until Chum Chum asked a question that was on the two superheroes' minds. "Where's Kyle?"
Her eyes grew. "Kyle?" Cover story. Cover story… "Kyle is… Uhhh… taking a test. That's it. Kyle's taking a test at Milkweed."
"A test at Milkweed?"
"An admittance test," she replied hastily.
"That Kyle; Never gives up," Fanboy mused.
"But Fanboy! That means we have an extra ticket!"
Fanboy looked at his friend wide eyed. "You're right, Chum. Who can we-" He caught sight of the red haired girl who was slowly inching her way to the door. "Kylie, wanna go with us to watch Sigmund?"
Her eyes grew. "S-S-Sigmund?" But before she could concoct an excuse, they each grabbed one of her hands and began to drag her out the door.
"This is going to be so much fun!"
"Wait!"
The two stopped their babbling and turned to her. Pink dusted Kyle's cheeks. "Let me get ready first," she adlibbed, the excuse passing her lips. "I feel disgusting."
The two looked at her from her red hair to her white socks. "You look fine to us," Chum Chum said.
Kylie sighed. Even when she was a boy, she still had this urge to always be clean. "Let me shower. Then I'll go with you two."
She quickly escaped and slipped into her bedroom before either superhero could object.
Fanboy and Chum Chum sighed. "I hope she doesn't make us late."
Fanboy rolled his eyes. "Girls…"
Inside the room, Kyle had been pacing. "What am I going to do?" she began to murmur.
She heard a knock on the door. "Kylie, hurry up!" Fanboy sounded impatient.
"We're going to be late," Chum Chum chimed in.
Kylie glared at the door. "Annoying, little…" she muttered under her breath. She bit her bottom lip, her eyes searching for some means of escape. Unfortunately, the girl had found none. The knocking turned into banging. "They're like animals," she said to herself.
Her eyes suddenly lit up. Her wand! It was on her dresser. Kylie was sure she had not placed it there, but it was no time for questions.
Immediately, she attempted to reverse the spell. It wouldn't work. "Stupid wand. Reverso! Reverso! Argh!" She flung her wand across the room. "Worthless stick."
"Why, Kyle. I think it's time for you to cut your hair." Kylie turned around and glared at the speaker. It was her necronomicon. "My boy! Err, girl."
"Shut up," she snapped. "That part of the spell I didn't finish turned out to be another spell. I can't seem to turn myself back into a boy."
The book couldn't help but chuckle at Kyle's predicament.
Another knock sounded. "Hurry, Kylie!" the two superheroes groaned in unison.
"Guess I have to go through with this," she muttered. She went over to the other side of the room to retrieve her wand.
She grabbed it off the floor and walked back to her dresser. Now what do girls typically wear? Kylie pulled out the usual crimson and gold striped polo, black jeans, and black cape. Waving her wand, the clothes in her hand turned into something a bit more feminine. The polo turned into a halter top, the colors changing to a more pastel shade. The jeans shrunk and ruffles were soon added. The jeans were transfigured into a skirt. The cape began to shrink as well, turning into a black choker. He frowned at the clothes, especially the skirt.
"You can do this, Kyle." She began to slip on the transfigured clothes. Kylie gave herself a once-over, making sure everything was in order. Uncomfortably, she tugged on her skirt, conscious of the short length.
With a deep breath, she opened the bedroom door. Fanboy and Chum Chum were playing goldfish, not paying much attention to the game. Their attention shifted to the open door, and their eyes grew in anticipation. "Kylie!"
The girl frowned, shifting her weight from one side to the other. "We thought you'd never finish!" Chum Chum said.
Her eyes narrowed as the comment. She noticed a facial feature that was not there when she left to change. "Do you two have beards?"
"Huh? These things?" The superheroes ripped off the facial hair and linked their arms with the girl's.
"You took forever," Fanboy complained.
They hurriedly dragged the girl out the door of the apartment, taking her to the novelty shop, Tricks and Giggles. "Let's go! If we don't hurry, we're going to miss Sigmund!"
"Oh the horror," Kylie muttered under her breath. "What would we do if we missed that prat?"
They ignored her comment and began to chatter of their excitement.
"I can't wait to see Sigmund."
"You're going to love the show, Kylie."
"Do you think he's going to do that 'elephant to glitter' trick?"
Chuckle. "That's a good one! Remember that one with the flying bird that disappeared into a rainbow?"
The two laughed immersed in their conversation.
Fortunately, they did not see Kyle's panicked expression. The idea of actually seeing his rival in his current state finally caught up to the boy turned girl. Sigmund? I'm dead. What if he recognizes me? I'm never going to hear the end of this. I'm going to be more of a laughing stock than I already am.
Kylie felt the two stop walking and was pulled back a bit, nearly bumping into someone.
Pulled from her thoughts, she looked up and saw a familiar snowy haired German.
"Hi, Sigmund!"
"Bullocks."
