Soon everyone was jammed into the Smash Mansion lobby and Master Hand floated above them. "Attention!" He yelled, "I am now going to assign rooms to everyone! Each room fits four people. Once your room is called go to down the hall with your roommates and find the first door on the left. There you will pick up your room keys and will get directions to your room. The rooms are as follows:
Room 1: Mario, Luigi, Pit, Link.
Room 2: Peach, Zelda, Samus, Nana.
Room 3: Yoshi, Kirby, Meta Knight, Diddy Kong.
Room 4: Donkey Kong, Captain Falcon, Marth, Ike.
Room 5: Popo, Lucas, Ness, Toon Link
Room 7: Sheik, Snake, Sonic, Mr. Game and Watch.
Room 8: Fox, Wolf, and Falco
Room 9: Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Lucario, Pokemon Trainer
And finally room 10: Bowser, Ganondorf, King Dedede, and Wario.
Please report to your rooms and get everything settled in. Thank you."
With his final thank you, Master floated up towards the ceiling and disappeared.
Bowser looked over at Ganondorf, both were ecstatic to be sharing a room one again. King Dedede was a name unfamiliar with Bowser. He, unfortunately, knew Wario.
"Yo! Bowser!" this voice made Bowser's scales crawl. Bowser turned around to meet Wario. "We're roomies! WOO!" Bowser didn't even fake enthusiasm.
"Ganondorf," Bowser said as he turned to face Ganondorf "This is Wario." Bowser leaned in closer and whispered "He's going to be a horrible roommate, but don't let that bother you." Ganondorf chuckled and he turned his attention to creature approaching them. The creature was an odd blue penguin wearing a red robe and carrying a huge hammer.
"Evening, fellas!" The penguin said "I'm King Dedede. Glad to be rooming with ya!"
"King Dedede, I'm Ganondorf, this is Bowser, and the other one is Wario." Bowser nodded a greeting to King Dedede and Wario, after finishing picking earwax from his ear, extended his hand to King Dedede.
Ignoring the hand gesture from Wario King Dedede continued speaking "Well, I suggest we all head to get our room keys." King Dedede lead the four of them down the hallway, to the first door on the left and each one of them received a key to room 10 which, according to the strange robot named ROB, was located at the very back of the Mansion.
Finally after passing many rooms the four reached room 10. It was a extremely large room which had two bunk beds placed on east and west side of the room, four dressers each one marked with a star, a mushroom, a W, and the triforce, and a door leading to a bathroom placed on the north side and a huge TV with a gaming system placed on the south side. A window which showed the sunset and a large swimming pool was on the west side.
"I call the top!" Wario yelled as he scrambled toward the west side bed.
"Me too!" King Dedede yelled as he floated to the top bunk bed on the east side.
Without a grumble Bowser and Ganondorf walked over to the beds opposite each other and sat down. Luckily the beds were huge and Bowser was able to fit between the bottom and top bed easily.
The four sat in the room quietly, until Wario decided to strip down to his boxers and run outside. Moments later the three saw him outside the window running into the pool.
"The pool sounds like a great idea!" King Dedede said as he floated down from the bed and approached the dresser marked with a star. "Although it's too bad Wario forgot that Master Hand said all our supplies have been transported into our specifically marked drawers." King Dedede then pulled out his swimming trunks and stepped into the bathroom.
For that moment, in which King Dedede was in the bathroom, Ganondorf and Bowser both shared a look. They both knew what was on the other's mind. King Dedede broke their eye contact by coming back into the room.
"You two gonna swim?" He asked.
"No" Ganondorf replied, "I'm not. I'm probably gonna stay here and relax for awhile."
Bowser nodded "I'm going to do the same."
"All right." King Dedede said "I'll see you guys soon." He then left the two alone for the first time.
Ganondorf rushed over to Bowser's bed, wrapped him in his arms and they kissed.
And to Bowser this was the best kiss they've shared in a long time, but Ganondorf couldn't help but think it would be better if Bowser was also human.
