Edward walked down the stairs and said "Nobody come upstairs. Me and Stapley need our privacy."

Everybody stared at him…

Jasper ran upstiars while Edward was staring at us. He came back down the stairs with the stapler in his hands. Then he crushed it until it was no more than stapler dust.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Edward.

"WHOOO HOO! I LOVE YOU JASPER!" I yelled.

Edward picked up the stapler dust. " I can't believe you hurt my fiancée!" said Edward.

" I HATE YOU ALL!!!"

"Edward, you still have me." I said.

"Oh really? Can you poop out hunks of bent metal? I think not!" cried Edward.

"ummmmmm……. Okay….. that's…. awkward…." I said.

"Here's a nice roll of tape. Go get acquainted." Said Emmett smirkingly.

Five minutes later I walked up the stairs and Edward was covered in tape. There was a lot of tape in one certain place that tape should never be…

EMMETT IS DEAD!