Now it's time for Marik to let out his secrets to all of you-free of
charge! better take this opportunity while it lasts! Oh, thanks for the
reviews! Marik likes to know his customers are happy! No trees, dogs, or
sticks were harmed in the making of the guide.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything that I happen to mention that I do not own. Thank you.
WARNING: This is all for fun! Don't try to do any of these things at home. If you do and get in trouble, don't blame me and try to sue me or something because I warned you (I have to put that in case someone does try it and blame me!)!
Marik's Guide to World Domination: Step 1 Know the target
(A/N: Since Marik is typing this, it will be his point of view)
Hello aspiring psycho's, to the first official step on your way to world domination! I'm very pleased that decided to stick with us. You won't be sorry!
Now down to business.
The first step is "knowing the target." This step refers to any annoying, 'lets be a superhero and stop all the baddies!' type of people that will try to stand in your way.
And trust me, no matter who you are or where you are, these annoying retards will always be there to try to stop you.
In order for your venture to go well, it's best that right in the beginning you find out as much as you can, or preferably eliminate them.
Heck, if you eliminate them as early as possible, then you're set on your quest!
I feel it is best if you actually hear the experiences of the master himself, moi, Marik and my faithful servant/friend, Bakura.
Now, Bakura and I will tell you about our own ventures, so take notes! (Or print this page out. It's easier.).
I went to the library. Now, in trying to find your potential adversary's, its always best to go to the library for two reasons: You can do research on people in the town and be snoopy, or he or she will be in the library doing their homework and picking their noses!
It's important to remember that there are two kinds of 'heros' - the tough I'll-kick-your-ass-kind, or the goofy geeky nerd thats looks like you can break him in half by breathing on him.
Most of your 'heros' are the latter, like mine. But mine wasn't in the library when I went, but I found out about a kid named Yugi - shrimpy, wimpy, weak, but when he played duel monsters, was confident, strong and fought for good.
Yup, there he is. I sent Bakura to spy on them a little bit, for about a couple weeks. When he came back, he reported to me what I suspected- Yugi transforms when he duels-into the pharaoh Yami! Ah-Ha! He also told me Yugi/Yami goes around fighting evil duelists and for his friends, and that he goes to Domino High.
Okay, now its time for me to spy on him in person with my trusty assistant/minion/partner Bakura. We went to Domino High and waited outside the building for the place to let out. We heard a loud ringing and the doors flew open, floods of kids running out.
"There! There's Yugi!" Bakura hissed, pointing at a little shrimp with HUGE ASS hair. It was red yellow black and pointy. Lots of pointy.
"Damn!" I hissed. "Look at the hair on that little fucker! His hair is bigger than he is!"
"He also has a group of friends he always hangs with," Bakura pointed to a couple guys and a girl.
"Yes, we must eliminate them," I whispered. But that's for another time.
Yugi and his friends walked to the end of the walkway and started hugging each other.
"What are they doing?" I whispered to Bakura.
"They're all touchy feely and crap like that."
"Oh. It's quite disturbing."
"I know."
So Yugi's friends left, waving back at him and laughing stupidly. That's good. It's always best to observe your target when they are alone.
"Okay Bakura pull out the map," I whispered. Bakura and I brought a map of the city and some crayons to mark his path home so that we may strike him in the future.
I climbed up on a tree with a pair of binoculars. "Okay Bakura I'm gonna call out the names of the streets and how much he goes."
"Okay," Bakura was holding a red crayon.
"Tall Oak St....twenty five steps..no, wait, thirty two."
"Okay, I'll estimate," Bakura stuck his tonuge out and curled it at the side of his lip, concentrating on the map.
"He took a left...Bell St."
"Okay."
"Fifteen steps." I squinted, trying to see the next street.
WOOF WOOF! Whew, that kind of scared me.
"What the fuck?" I turned around to see a HUGE dog behind me, trying to jump up the tree, luckily not getting too far. Bakura was standing there, frozen.
"Oh, shit!" I screamed. "Bakura, what are you doing? Help me!"
"What do you want me to do?"
"I don't know! Throw a stick or something, maybe the dog will chase it!"
"Um, okay," Bakura nervously picked up a stick. "Here, doggy doggy."
The HUGE dog looked at Bakura a moment.
"Fetch!" Bakura threw it. The dog ignored it and kept barking at me.
"Okay, I'm gonna jump down and run like there's no tomorrow," I turned and jumped out of the tree.
I hit the ground and started running like the wind, grabbing Bakura along the way.
"AAHHH!" We screamed as the HUGE dog chased us for a while. Then I guess he got bored, because the HUGE dog turned and left.
"Phew. Aw, man the shrimp is long gone now!"
"Okay, grandpa, I'll be back home soon!" Yugi ran out of a building in front od us that said, 'Gameshop' on it.
"Wow! We struck gold!" I pumped my fist in victory. See, everything always works out for the best.
"Does he live here?" I asked, confused.
"He did say, 'home," Bakura replied.
"I know, but it's a shop."
"Why don't we go in and ask," Bakura suggested.
"Good idea Bakura. I knew I kept you around for a reason."
Bakura and I walked in the Gameshop.
"Can I help you?" An old man with the exact same HUGE POINTY hair as Yugi asked. "Oh, it's you Bakura! Along with a new friend!"
"Um ...where's Yugi?" Bakura asked.
"He went to the store for me. Want to wait here?"
"No," I replied. "Thank you, but we'll drop by later." He he oh yes we will.
"Okay! It was nice seeing you Bakura and.."
"Marik," its usually pointless to give a fake name when someone asks. Unless its a cool name, like Mr. Burn or something.
So we left the Gameshop, with more than we started-where the enemy lived! Some great precious info that will be very useful in the future!
So there you have it, boys and girls, the work of pure genius. We are the coolest!
Don't miss the next step-Obtaining The Evil Lair
How was it? Please R&R!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything that I happen to mention that I do not own. Thank you.
WARNING: This is all for fun! Don't try to do any of these things at home. If you do and get in trouble, don't blame me and try to sue me or something because I warned you (I have to put that in case someone does try it and blame me!)!
Marik's Guide to World Domination: Step 1 Know the target
(A/N: Since Marik is typing this, it will be his point of view)
Hello aspiring psycho's, to the first official step on your way to world domination! I'm very pleased that decided to stick with us. You won't be sorry!
Now down to business.
The first step is "knowing the target." This step refers to any annoying, 'lets be a superhero and stop all the baddies!' type of people that will try to stand in your way.
And trust me, no matter who you are or where you are, these annoying retards will always be there to try to stop you.
In order for your venture to go well, it's best that right in the beginning you find out as much as you can, or preferably eliminate them.
Heck, if you eliminate them as early as possible, then you're set on your quest!
I feel it is best if you actually hear the experiences of the master himself, moi, Marik and my faithful servant/friend, Bakura.
Now, Bakura and I will tell you about our own ventures, so take notes! (Or print this page out. It's easier.).
I went to the library. Now, in trying to find your potential adversary's, its always best to go to the library for two reasons: You can do research on people in the town and be snoopy, or he or she will be in the library doing their homework and picking their noses!
It's important to remember that there are two kinds of 'heros' - the tough I'll-kick-your-ass-kind, or the goofy geeky nerd thats looks like you can break him in half by breathing on him.
Most of your 'heros' are the latter, like mine. But mine wasn't in the library when I went, but I found out about a kid named Yugi - shrimpy, wimpy, weak, but when he played duel monsters, was confident, strong and fought for good.
Yup, there he is. I sent Bakura to spy on them a little bit, for about a couple weeks. When he came back, he reported to me what I suspected- Yugi transforms when he duels-into the pharaoh Yami! Ah-Ha! He also told me Yugi/Yami goes around fighting evil duelists and for his friends, and that he goes to Domino High.
Okay, now its time for me to spy on him in person with my trusty assistant/minion/partner Bakura. We went to Domino High and waited outside the building for the place to let out. We heard a loud ringing and the doors flew open, floods of kids running out.
"There! There's Yugi!" Bakura hissed, pointing at a little shrimp with HUGE ASS hair. It was red yellow black and pointy. Lots of pointy.
"Damn!" I hissed. "Look at the hair on that little fucker! His hair is bigger than he is!"
"He also has a group of friends he always hangs with," Bakura pointed to a couple guys and a girl.
"Yes, we must eliminate them," I whispered. But that's for another time.
Yugi and his friends walked to the end of the walkway and started hugging each other.
"What are they doing?" I whispered to Bakura.
"They're all touchy feely and crap like that."
"Oh. It's quite disturbing."
"I know."
So Yugi's friends left, waving back at him and laughing stupidly. That's good. It's always best to observe your target when they are alone.
"Okay Bakura pull out the map," I whispered. Bakura and I brought a map of the city and some crayons to mark his path home so that we may strike him in the future.
I climbed up on a tree with a pair of binoculars. "Okay Bakura I'm gonna call out the names of the streets and how much he goes."
"Okay," Bakura was holding a red crayon.
"Tall Oak St....twenty five steps..no, wait, thirty two."
"Okay, I'll estimate," Bakura stuck his tonuge out and curled it at the side of his lip, concentrating on the map.
"He took a left...Bell St."
"Okay."
"Fifteen steps." I squinted, trying to see the next street.
WOOF WOOF! Whew, that kind of scared me.
"What the fuck?" I turned around to see a HUGE dog behind me, trying to jump up the tree, luckily not getting too far. Bakura was standing there, frozen.
"Oh, shit!" I screamed. "Bakura, what are you doing? Help me!"
"What do you want me to do?"
"I don't know! Throw a stick or something, maybe the dog will chase it!"
"Um, okay," Bakura nervously picked up a stick. "Here, doggy doggy."
The HUGE dog looked at Bakura a moment.
"Fetch!" Bakura threw it. The dog ignored it and kept barking at me.
"Okay, I'm gonna jump down and run like there's no tomorrow," I turned and jumped out of the tree.
I hit the ground and started running like the wind, grabbing Bakura along the way.
"AAHHH!" We screamed as the HUGE dog chased us for a while. Then I guess he got bored, because the HUGE dog turned and left.
"Phew. Aw, man the shrimp is long gone now!"
"Okay, grandpa, I'll be back home soon!" Yugi ran out of a building in front od us that said, 'Gameshop' on it.
"Wow! We struck gold!" I pumped my fist in victory. See, everything always works out for the best.
"Does he live here?" I asked, confused.
"He did say, 'home," Bakura replied.
"I know, but it's a shop."
"Why don't we go in and ask," Bakura suggested.
"Good idea Bakura. I knew I kept you around for a reason."
Bakura and I walked in the Gameshop.
"Can I help you?" An old man with the exact same HUGE POINTY hair as Yugi asked. "Oh, it's you Bakura! Along with a new friend!"
"Um ...where's Yugi?" Bakura asked.
"He went to the store for me. Want to wait here?"
"No," I replied. "Thank you, but we'll drop by later." He he oh yes we will.
"Okay! It was nice seeing you Bakura and.."
"Marik," its usually pointless to give a fake name when someone asks. Unless its a cool name, like Mr. Burn or something.
So we left the Gameshop, with more than we started-where the enemy lived! Some great precious info that will be very useful in the future!
So there you have it, boys and girls, the work of pure genius. We are the coolest!
Don't miss the next step-Obtaining The Evil Lair
How was it? Please R&R!
