A/N Wahey second chapter Ok I would really like some feedback, cause like I mentioned, this is my first RvsB fanfic. I have about 4 GCSEs this week but I do have a half term coming up soon… then I have 6 GCSEs… So my publishing will be very inconsistent. I spent about a week just trying to figure out how to add a new chapter so SORRY XD

Disclaimer: I do not own Red Vs blue or their characters, they belong to the roosterteeth name but I do own Agent Viper ;)


"Agent Viper… Agent Viper… Agent Viper do you-"

"Yes I hear you," The smoke sat around the area of the crash and around it, there was virtually no visability.

"Was landing successful?" The monotone voice rang in Agent Viper's ear. She looked behind her at the pieces of mangled metal which once made up to an expensive aircraft.

"You could say that," She said with a smirk, the high pitch ringing in her ear from the radio was beginning to annoy her. She checked her mouthpiece in her helmet, just in case. Her normal strong British accent was masked well by the mechanism, which made her sound like a good imitation of the terminator.

"Your tracker is glitching." Good, Agent viper thought to her self, noticing the red light in the bottom corner of her viser.

"I'll sort it out," she said sharply, checking the SMG in her hands before checking the other weapons safely secured to her back and hip.

"Good, now, the Captain-" Agent Viper quickly interrupted while shaking her hand near her face, trying to gain some visability.

"Ok, Mark-"

"It's Marcus," he said quietly.

"Marcus, I need you to listen very carefully because I'm only going to say this once," she waited slightly, making sure he was quiet. "I know my mission, I know exactly what I have to do. I even know what is going to happen afterwards even though The Captain tried to keep it from me… Hence why this should be the last time you'll be hearing from me for sometime," she heard Marcus try to interrupt so she continued quickly. "I'm running things my own way now, I got everything I need," she paused for a moment before speaking again. "Make sure The Captain get's this message; I know what they did and more importantly, I know what he did. And soon I'll know who he is. And when I do. I'm coming for him. For all of you. So I suggest you get out of there Marcus, it would be a shame to see you suffer for others mistakes," and with that Agent Viper grabbed the tracker hanging off her arm and crushed it in her hands, the signal from her radio to Marcus being immediatly cut off. "Sayonara Bitches."

"Stop. Right. There." A Red figure holding a shotgun aimed at Agent Viper stood right in front of her just near enough to be visible in the smoke.

"Natives have already come to greet me, how nice," She said coolly looking him up and down, placing her SMG on her back. "But you're not who I need to talk to." She walked forward a step till she heard a click of a gun behind her.

"Hold it," She turned her head slightly to see a maroon figure also pointing a weapon at her.

"I'm on a busy schedule, I haven't got any beef with you guys all I need to do is talk to a Blue guy and then I'm out," Agent Viper was ready to start walking until the red guy came up to her his shotgun still aimed at her head.

"Nice try punk, but-" She grabbed the front of the shotgun, pulling it towards her, bring the Red guy forward. She jabbed the front of the gun into the maroon soldier coming behind her, winding him. The red soldier still hadn't recovered so she grabbed the back of his helmet and threw his body head first into the maroon soldier, successfully knocking them both to the ground, unconscious.

"Sorry, I haven't got time to waste," she said to the bodies lying in a heap. The smoke was starting to clear a little more and she saw a body in regulation blue. She marched over to him quickly and grabbed him by the face of his helmet. She yanked him up and pushed him against a stone wall.

"Ow ow ouch," he complained lightly, she squeezed harder on his helmet trying to increase the pressure on him.

"Where is Agent Texas," she demanded loudly.

"Who?" the blue soldier wriggled under her grasp trying to get free.

"Agent Texas. Where is she!" She had to be here, it would take to much time to fine her if she wasn't here, time that Agent Viper doesn't have.

"Oh Tex! Yeah she's not here… anymore…" he said cautiously.

"Not here? What do you mean not here!" she screamed pulling the blue soldier of the wall and hitting him back into it.

"She's dead." Agent Viper turned around slowly, her hand still on the helmet. She stared at the other blue soldier, squinting through the thick smoke, while he got up slowly.

"But it wasn't us… who err killed her… yeah…" this was clearly the slow one, she turned around to the blue guy, hanging limply. She threw him around hitting the cyan soldier trying to get up. The smoke was almost clearing so she decided to make a break for it, heading to the nearest base and took the small mongoose. Dead! What the hell! She can't be dead! I'm frickin' screwed! Agent Viper thought to herself riding as fast as she could. She needed to find another freelancer. Quick.


"What the fuck was that!" Grif exclaimed waving his arms around in the air.

"Common we're going back to red base, stop complaining," Simmons sighed looking back at the crash site, he had a sharp shooting pain in his stomach from being beaten up by the violent stranger. Sarge walked in front, completely silent ignoring his subordinates complaints. He was beaten! By some punk! He tried to ignore it, probably just a fluke, there was a lot of smoke around making it hard to see. However the heavy pain in his head kept reminding him that one person beat him and Simmons up with out a weapon, when he had a weapon.

"And what was up with the armor!" Donut exclaimed, he managed to get a look at the intruder when he was shaking around one of the blue team members. "Black and Green, how unflattering."

"Tiene un punto, no acerca del color, pero acerca del blindaje. Fue diferente a lo nuestro, el casco pareció impar. ¡Casi como una cabeza de serpiente!" [He has a point, not about the colour, but about the armor. It was different to ours, the helmet looked odd. Almost like a snake head!]. Lopez had joined when he saw the trespasser whiz past him on a mongoose, this was when he decided it would be good to see if his team members had survived.

"You're right Lopez, of course it would suit me," Donut said happily, thinking his high school Spanish was accurate.

"¡Pare traducirme! ¡Eso es nada en absoluto lo que dije! ¡Su español es horrible!" [Stop translating me! That isn't at all what I said! Your Spanish is horrible!].

"Sarge are you ok?" Simmons asked kindly, trying to keep up with his leaders pace.

"We need to get back to the base, train more, clearly we're a bit rusty," Sarge said in a cold tone.


"Church? Buddy?" Tucker said gently as the blue team stormed into their base.

"Fuck off," he said sharply throwing down his gun.

"Woah dude, look it's not like the strong guy knew Tex-"

"Just shut the fuck up. Besides, why was he even looking for her in the first place?" he ripped his helmet off, chucking it on the floor with his gun.

"Hey, calm down, don't take this out on Tucker, how are we meant to know what was going through that psychos mind," Sister took off her helmet too, sitting it on the ground.

"Hi guys!" Doc said happily coming into the room. "How did the ambush go?"

"Oh got to hell you pacifist!" Church stormed past Doc, leaving him highly confused.

"That well huh?"

"Nah he's just mad cause some mentally ill dude crashed into us and then threw caboose around, asking where Tex was," Tucker threw his helmet next to Sister's and sat down at the beaten up table. Caboose struggled with his helmet, trying to yank it off.

"Yeah well-" he huffed and left his helmet where it was, clearly the green and black rogue had crushed it so it was virtually welded to his head. "You know who he reminded me of? The terminator… that was a weird movie," he debated, walking over to Doc.

"Need some help there?" Doc said kindly.

"That would be nice,"

"I'll go get my Aloe-vera."

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