The Joker was sat at his desk formulating another plan after they failed with the attack on Chief Gordon when Harley decided to pull the gag on his scheme pissing him off a great deal. He didn't mind Harley's idea's sometimes they proved rather useful to him on a number of occasions but a lot of the time they just got in the way. She had been sent straight to their room to change the minute they got home.

Suddenly he heard footsteps and immediately knew it was Harley as she was wearing the same perfume she did every day. The only difference was she was in bare feet which either meant she was in casual mode or she was having another idea.

"Ahem" Harley's voice said from behind him in a sweetly seductive voice.

The Joker didn't turn around he wasn't in the mood for games right now. He had lots of work to do and being a psychotic criminal genius wasn't an easy job.

Harley pouted disappointedly and walked up to the desk and smiled at him adoringly as he worked. She loved how sexy he looked when he was concentrating it made her love him all over again.

She climbed up onto the desk slowly and sat sideways spread across the table with her hands perched in front of her. A huge dazzling smile across her face "Ahem" she said again.

"Go away Harls daddy's busy" The Joker said firmly continuing with his blueprints.

"Aw c'mon Puddin don't cha want to rev up your Harley? VROOM VROOM" she said in a teasing voice at first then a happy one at the last part. She knew that sometimes acting teasing and making noises like that got him aroused.

The Joker frowned crossly and pushed her off the desk. She was cute and rather a good fuck when he was in the mood but right now he was BUSY. There was a rule that she never seemed to learn "When Daddy is busy don't bother him (Unless it is urgent)".

"Oh sweetie I got the whoopee cushion" Harley said pressing it in his face. He tended to favour this one when he was in a kinky mood so perhaps it would set him off.

The Joker frowned and pushed it out of the way crossly then got to his "Damn it all Batsy was right that joke was so old even my own father wouldn't have laughed" he said crossly.

Harley pouted she found him funny in fact she found him so funny she wanted to laugh all the time but knew that life had a limit on times to joke around. It hurt her especially when he brought up the whole father story too.

He slumped on the stairs sadly resting his cheek against his fist "What do I have to do to get someone to SMILE or even LAUGH at my jokes" he said crossly with a sad look.

Harley crawled up behind him and began stroking his hair fondly and tickling his chest with her hand underneath his jacket "I know how to make some smiles Puddin" she said fondly.

The Joker raised an eyebrow as annoying as she was Harley was very good with her hands. The way she was touching his chest was almost ticklish it made him WANT to smile and her fingers in hair were gentle.

Harley batted her blue eyes at him fondly and pressed her chest against his back seductively hoping to get his attention. She longed to be held by those big strong arms it made her SO happy when he did.

The Joker snapped out of it he had a JOB to do he didn't have time to fool around. He grabbed Harley by her jester hat and pulled her towards the door and kicked her out into the dirt.

She lay there for a few seconds and then began climbing to her feet to which The Hyena's began cuddling up to her. This made Joker happy is she was distracted by Bud and Lou she would leave him in peace.

The Joker slammed the door behind him and went back to work. He slumped in his chair crossly but somehow the image of Harley in that skimpy number was stuck in his mind. He grumbled crossly "No matter how CUTE she may be that girl needs to learn discipline".