A/N: This is so much fun to write. I have it all planned out and how it's all going to end. Until then, enjoy!


"Okay, what's next?" I threw my hands in the air and turned away from the disturbed display of Mr. Schue and Coach Sylvester.

"Hey, Kurt," two voices said. Walking past me were two boys in black shirts and pants; from what I could tell, one of them was a blond who dyed his hair black.

"No way," I whispered. "Nick? Jeff?" They turned to look at me; both were wearing black eye makeup. "You're emo now?"

"We have issues," Nick replied in a low voice.

"You had more issues before," I grumbled. "Let me just ask this: are you two still together?"

"Duh," Jeff said, taking Nick's hand.

"Well, at least that's the same." I shook my head. This must be some kind of weird dream.

"Kurt!" A very familiar voice shouted. I turned to suddenly find Rachel in my arms. She was dressed in a green shirt that read "Save the rainforest" and a beret she had obviously made herself out of leaves and grass. "You have to help us! They're going to cut down the old tree in front." She stomped her foot in a very Rachel-like way.

"Who is us?" I raised an eyebrow. Joel popped up next to her, wearing the same T-shirt and a huge grin.

"Come on, let's stand together in front of it," he exclaimed, grabbing both my and Rachel's hands and dragging us outside. Joel put his back up to the tree and began to sing. I felt like throwing up again once I recognized the song.

"Birds flying high

In search of a big blue sky

While they're chopping down the trees below them

Come take a stand

And help us save the land

Let's go out and try to make it better"

Rachel joined in.

"And maybe we can make the world a whole lot brighter

We can make the load a little lighter

Everybody has to try together

Don't you know it's now or never?"

I stood there, wishing I could go back to the real world.

"Hey, white boy." I was so grateful to hear Mercedes' voice, but then I saw what she was wearing and covered my mouth in shock. "Did the Lorax over there," she nodded to Joel, who was still singing, "drag you out here to speak for the trees?"

"Where did the love go?" I whispered, still staring at her outfit.

"Did you hear Supernova's latest cover?" she asked, pulling out her iPod.

"Who?" I was confused.

"Supernova, her real name is Sugar Motta, she's like the biggest thing right now," Mercedes explained. Great, I thought, I fell into a world where the talentless are the fabulous. "She covers Rich Girl and it's so much better than when Gwen Stefani did it."

"Where are Finn and Puck?" I wondered out loud.

"Shh, don't let anyone know you know them," Mercedes hissed. "They're nerds, remember?"

"Uh, no?" I looked at her.

"They gave up Glee club for that stupid Dungeons and Dragons club in the basement," she clarified.

"Hey, Madea, homo," a voice sneered. I did a double-take when I looked up to find Artie walking by in a Letterman jacket with a bunch of jocks tailing him.

"Artie can walk?" I turned to Mercedes, who nodded.

"Uh, duh." Artie drew out the word for a few seconds and smirked at me. "Now out of the way, homo," he ordered, pushing me to one side. I swatted his hands away and he looked at me in astonishment.

"Guys, did Hummel just push me?" he asked calmly, turning to his fellow jocks, who nodded. Artie shoved me against the brick wall and shook his head. "You don't know what you just did, do you?"

"I know you're a huge douchebag in this world," I shot back. The other jocks "ooh-ed" and Artie chuckled.

"What the fuck is wrong with you, Hummel? First you fight back, which is a first, and you're talking about some other world. Did all that butt sex rattle your brain?"

"Having anal sex has nothing to do with my brain, you idiot," I scoffed. "You're a nice guy, Artie, and a smart one at that, but this…this part of you I'm seeing right now is a complete dumbass." He slammed his hand against the wall and I flinched.

"Be glad I'm in a forgiving mood, Hummel. I should beat the gay out of you right now," he whispered, his face a few inches from mine. I tried to keep my mouth shut until Artie moved away. He did and waved a hand, his friends following him.

"Wow, Kurt, where did all that bravado come from?" Sebastian asked, walking over, hand-in-hand with Santana.

"I'm…oh my…" I saw the two holding hands and swallowed. "You finally got her, huh?"

"Yep," Sebastian grinned. "Right, San?"

"He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'no', so I'm just playing along." She winked to me.

"You look good as a blonde," I mused, watching her ponytail bounce. "It's just like Britt as a brunette. Where's Quinn, by the way?"

"Ugh, don't mention that bible-thumping twat," Santana groaned. "She's been very high and mighty, marching around campus handing out bibles like crack and telling everyone they're going to hell."

"Hey, Lopez, what's your wig made of?" A jock called out.

"Your mom's chest hair!" she retorted.

"Mean Girls, much?" I muttered.

"Hey, guys, Mr. Schue called a mandatory Glee club meeting," Sam called from the second story window.

"Coming!" Santana called back.

"So am I," Sebastian whispered.


"Everybody, Coach Sylvester and I have a huge announcement," Mr. Schue said once everyone had settled. "I think this is best expressed through song, don't you think, Sue?" I don't think I'd ever seen Coach Sylvester smile so genuinely.

"Baby, pick your head up

Come on and look me in the face

Cuz I can tell that somethin'

Is bringin' you down

Is it the rumor

That another boy

Wants to take your place?

Have you been hearin' the stories?

They're goin' around

Baby, just remember I gave you my heart

Ain't no one gonna tear us apart

He could promise the moon

And the stars above

Even if he promised me the world

Just remember I'm forever your girl

He could promise the world

You gotta remember"

Mr. Schue took the last line.

"You're forever my girl."

He bent down on one knee and opened a box. Everyone gasped and looked excited. "Susan Marie Sylvester, will you make me the happiest man in the world?"

"Yes, William, yes," she said, kissing him. The Glee club erupted in cheers. I sat, wishing I could go back.


Songs featured:

"We Can Make the World a Whole Lot Better" (The Brady Bunch) - Joel and Rachel

"Forever Your Girl" (Paula Abdul) - Sue and Will