Allen: I have a question?
Me: Yes?
Allen: Why is Fall Out Boy here?
Me: (Laughs) Good question... Why don't you ask your girlfriend?
Scott: MY LITTLE BROTHER DOES NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
Allen: (Mumbles) Yeah I do.
Andy: Oh really who?
Pete: God Andy you sure are nosey.
Andy: SO!?
Allen: If I say I'm gonna get murdered aren't I?
Me: Yeah probably... I can always tell them.
Allen: NO ITZ GOOD I WILL!
Me: Awww I wanna do it!!!
Allen: I'm going out with...
Kitty: ME!
Pete:... WHAT THE HELL!!!??? MY LITTLE SISTER IS GOING OUT WITH THAT LITTLE MANWHORE!!!
Scott: Hey my brother is not a manwhore.
Jean: Wow... Did he just say sister?
Kitty: (Sighs) Unfortunately he did.
Bobby: YOU ARE THE PETE WENTZ SISTER!!!!!!
Kurt:... Don't you guys have dif. Last names.
Pete: Well duh... I mean what kind of idiot would have the name Peter Pryde? Pete Wentz is kick ass!
Joe Tro: You made up your last name?
Patrick: DUH JOE!! He told us this like a million times.
Joe Tro: Told us what?
Andy: You're high again aren't you?
Joe Tro: Huh?
Andy: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT POT!!!
Joe Tro: (Passes out)
Me: Hey wake up!!! I want some of your stuff!
Pete: Are you old enough to smoke?
Me: And is your sister old enough to be pregnant?
X-Men Peeps: YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!???
Kitty: Uh... hehehe
Pete: (Passes out)
(All of the sudden a random person comes in)
Adam: NO WORRIES EVERYONE!!! ITS SISKY BUSINESS!!
Bobby: Adam T. Siska?
Adam: Yupyup
Jean: Bobby how do you know all of these people?
Bobby: Cuz Decaydance and FBR kicks ass.
(The rest of TAI appears)
William: Totally dude!
MGC: Ello mates.
Pyro: (Appears) Yo Michael.
MGC: Oh, how's it goin little brotha.
Jean: You
guys are related?
Bobby: Can't you tell by the Aussie accents?
Jean: What's an Aussie?
Butcher: Hey where's Mike at?
MGC: He went for a good trimmin of the front, back, and sides.
Gabe: (Appears) No comprende mi amigo.
Me: YAY ITS GABRIEL!
Gabe: Yo, who is that?
Me: ME!
Gabe: Oh hey wuz up?
Me: Eh not much... Just sitting around.
(All of the sudden VickyT and Ryland appear)
VickyT: GABRIEL ELDUARDO SAPORTA!!!!!!!!!
Gabe: Oh shit... Eh, Hey Victoria, Ryland.
Ryland: Sorry Gabe, but I kinda told Vic about what you did to Gizmo.
Jean: I don't mean to be rude but CAN YOU PEOPLE GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE!!!
Bobby: God Jean don't be mean... Victoria Asher... The sexiest lady alive CAN I HAVE UR AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!!???
VickyT: Uhh... Sure kid... (signs a napkin and gives it to him)
Kitty: I agree, can't you all leave.
Gabe: Hey you're little Wentz JR. aren't you?
Ryland: Awww your Pete's little sister... Your so cute how old are you 9, 10?
Kitty: IM SIXTEEN!!!
Ryland: (Laughs) Really, wow you sure don't look nothin like Pete.
Me: Because Pete is sexy... Like all of the other FBR and DD guys.
Gabe: Oh, oh so sexy.
Sisky: AND I AM THE SEXIEST!
Bill: Pshhhh... No way Adam.
Gabe: Everyone knows I AM!
Ryland: No!! (Runs into the closet and then comes out with a brown jacket and hair slicked back... and is now talkin in a British accent) Hello everyone... Guy Ripley here reporting for the BBC world news... Announcing I AM THE SEXIEST!!!!!!!!
Me: You all are damn sexy.
Guy: But I happen to be the sexiest.
VickyT: I agree with Guy.
Gabe: Does that mean you forgot about what I did to Gizzy?
VickyT: Oh yeah I forgot (starts chasing Gabe) I AM GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU SAPORTA!!
Guy: Well folks... Looks like this isnt gonna be pretty. Guy Ripley here heading you into a commercial break... Delicious.
