Allen: I have a question?

Me: Yes?

Allen: Why is Fall Out Boy here?

Me: (Laughs) Good question... Why don't you ask your girlfriend?

Scott: MY LITTLE BROTHER DOES NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

Allen: (Mumbles) Yeah I do.

Andy: Oh really who?

Pete: God Andy you sure are nosey.

Andy: SO!?

Allen: If I say I'm gonna get murdered aren't I?

Me: Yeah probably... I can always tell them.

Allen: NO ITZ GOOD I WILL!

Me: Awww I wanna do it!!!

Allen: I'm going out with...

Kitty: ME!

Pete:... WHAT THE HELL!!!??? MY LITTLE SISTER IS GOING OUT WITH THAT LITTLE MANWHORE!!!

Scott: Hey my brother is not a manwhore.

Jean: Wow... Did he just say sister?

Kitty: (Sighs) Unfortunately he did.

Bobby: YOU ARE THE PETE WENTZ SISTER!!!!!!

Kurt:... Don't you guys have dif. Last names.

Pete: Well duh... I mean what kind of idiot would have the name Peter Pryde? Pete Wentz is kick ass!

Joe Tro: You made up your last name?

Patrick: DUH JOE!! He told us this like a million times.

Joe Tro: Told us what?

Andy: You're high again aren't you?

Joe Tro: Huh?

Andy: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT POT!!!

Joe Tro: (Passes out)

Me: Hey wake up!!! I want some of your stuff!

Pete: Are you old enough to smoke?

Me: And is your sister old enough to be pregnant?

X-Men Peeps: YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!???

Kitty: Uh... hehehe

Pete: (Passes out)

(All of the sudden a random person comes in)

Adam: NO WORRIES EVERYONE!!! ITS SISKY BUSINESS!!

Bobby: Adam T. Siska?

Adam: Yupyup

Jean: Bobby how do you know all of these people?

Bobby: Cuz Decaydance and FBR kicks ass.

(The rest of TAI appears)

William: Totally dude!

MGC: Ello mates.

Pyro: (Appears) Yo Michael.

MGC: Oh, how's it goin little brotha.

Jean: You guys are related?
Bobby: Can't you tell by the Aussie accents?

Jean: What's an Aussie?

Butcher: Hey where's Mike at?

MGC: He went for a good trimmin of the front, back, and sides.

Gabe: (Appears) No comprende mi amigo.

Me: YAY ITS GABRIEL!

Gabe: Yo, who is that?

Me: ME!

Gabe: Oh hey wuz up?

Me: Eh not much... Just sitting around.

(All of the sudden VickyT and Ryland appear)

VickyT: GABRIEL ELDUARDO SAPORTA!!!!!!!!!

Gabe: Oh shit... Eh, Hey Victoria, Ryland.

Ryland: Sorry Gabe, but I kinda told Vic about what you did to Gizmo.

Jean: I don't mean to be rude but CAN YOU PEOPLE GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE!!!

Bobby: God Jean don't be mean... Victoria Asher... The sexiest lady alive CAN I HAVE UR AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!!???

VickyT: Uhh... Sure kid... (signs a napkin and gives it to him)

Kitty: I agree, can't you all leave.

Gabe: Hey you're little Wentz JR. aren't you?

Ryland: Awww your Pete's little sister... Your so cute how old are you 9, 10?

Kitty: IM SIXTEEN!!!

Ryland: (Laughs) Really, wow you sure don't look nothin like Pete.

Me: Because Pete is sexy... Like all of the other FBR and DD guys.

Gabe: Oh, oh so sexy.

Sisky: AND I AM THE SEXIEST!

Bill: Pshhhh... No way Adam.

Gabe: Everyone knows I AM!

Ryland: No!! (Runs into the closet and then comes out with a brown jacket and hair slicked back... and is now talkin in a British accent) Hello everyone... Guy Ripley here reporting for the BBC world news... Announcing I AM THE SEXIEST!!!!!!!!

Me: You all are damn sexy.

Guy: But I happen to be the sexiest.

VickyT: I agree with Guy.

Gabe: Does that mean you forgot about what I did to Gizzy?

VickyT: Oh yeah I forgot (starts chasing Gabe) I AM GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU SAPORTA!!

Guy: Well folks... Looks like this isnt gonna be pretty. Guy Ripley here heading you into a commercial break... Delicious.