A/N:
What do YOU think?
About… anything?
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I kidnapped a little boy, the other week.
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I'm pretty sure you can guess what we did.
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"I can't!"
"Like you can say that, Yuki. You're a pervert too!"
"…Sorry"
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Damn Yuki and his damnable damn-ness.
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"FREEZE!"
"What do you mean freeze, please, I'm a human being Mr. Officer! I'm already on my knees! I can't get on the ground any further!"
"You're a man?"
"No, Mr. Officer"
"Get on the damn ground"
"…Rude"
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Mr. Officer in the end was Hiro in a police officer suit.
We had hot, yaoi sex.
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"Tohru, how many times do I have to tell you? It wasn't YAOI!"
"Why?"
"Because your not a MAN!"
"Please stop saying the last word in capitals,"
"I don't see why I SHOULD"
"…"
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I ran into a friend, the other day.
He introduced me to a brothel.
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That's my new job, now.
Working at a brothel is fun.
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"How?"
"Because Ritsu, I make money, I get sexual pleasure and I make other people happy! That's all I want to do in life!"
"…I'm sorry"
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Everyone said they felt sorry for me.
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"It's not like me to say something like this Tohru, but you can do BETTER!"
"Thanks Kyo, but I like working a brothel. Just like you like working at… umm.."
"I don't have a job,"
"You do so!"
"…LIES!"
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In the end, there were no lies, because Kyo has a job.
At…. THE SAME PLACE AS ME GASP!
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"I don't work there, stupid. I go there to get sexual pleasure"
"Kyo, you CAN do better!"
"…Shut up"
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Last weekend, me and Hana went out for lunch.
It was nice.
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She asked me random things about random things.
Hells yeah.
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"So, how's everyone?"
"Not bad, I have to admit. They're usually terrible. Oh, apart from Rin. She got all her hair hacked off with a chainsaw"
"Poor girl…"
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That made me think, "Why did Akito do that?"
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So, I went and asked.
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Akito told me if I didn't fuck off she would hack all my hair off. And my head.
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"How can you say that when I bought you tampons! (cries)"
"…Sorry, but I don't return favours… EVER"
"Gasp!"
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That terrible! How could you NOT ever return favours!
Such a bi-atch.
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"See, this is why Kyo said that Yuki's Mum is a bitch,"
"Yuki isn't my son, Tohru"
"YES HE IS, AKITO DON'T LIE"
"…"
"HAHAHA I WIN!"
"I think I would know if I had a son or not, bitch,"
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Then I realized, she was probably right.
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Damn.
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Score!
Akito – 5.
Tohru – 3.
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This sucks. I need to pick up the pace!
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I asked Akito to have a showdown with me.
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"In the old proverb 'How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?', how much can it chuck?"
"Balls"
"Oh gasp! You weren't supposed to know that!"
"I do, though. Everyone does. That's easy!"
"(offended)"
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Akito is such a bitch.
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I never want to speak to her again.
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"You know you will. You have to!"
"Kureno, just because you are attached to the stalker she-male doesn't mean everyone else is. Just because you would give up your love of Uo to her, doesn't mean everyone else would. You suck, Kureno! YOUR NOT IN THE ANIME!"
"…I'm hurt"
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Haha. I am winning in my fight against Kureno.
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Oh damn,
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I'm late for work, now!
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Bye!
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A/N:
Haha… as you can see, when it comes to the end of the chapter, I am doing something different with this one. Yay!
