Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto for if I did it would have a smart Naru-Chan!

Warning: YAOI AHEAD! You know as in Boy/Boy Love. Also there will be language, violence, and of course lemons.

Pairings: Kakashi/Naruto, and then the others are upon request.

Do comment and send messages on what you think needs to be improved. Whether or not I continue this story depends on the comments and all. ^.^

Chapter Two

Beep. Beep. Be- The little Gama-Chan alarm clock never stood a chance as the very tired, and extremely grouchy Naruto sliced it in half with his scythe. Letting the scythe retreat back under the black satin cover, he closed his eyes and drifted back to sleep.

Naruto's Mind Scape

"Oh come on Naru-Chan, you know you want to!"The voice of Ryuu could be heard from one of the bedrooms as a very pissed Naruto glared down at him. The nine tailed bijuu was currently lying on the bed while Naruto sat at the desk nearby. What the bijuu had in his hands however was another story entirely, but it was also the source of the problem. It was an spandex jumpsuit. A fucking bright ass orange spandex jumpsuit that the bijuu wanted Naruto to wear.

"There is no way on this earth that you will ever and I mean EVER get me to that abomination that you call fashion." Naruto growled as the tick mark on his head grew larger by the second. "But Naru-Chan, it will make your flames of youth burn extremely brightly!" He then proceeded to get up and approach the silvery blond with caution while Kyu was in the corner and commencing the fetal position while rocking back and forth. The poor chap had been putting up with his insane younger self for a grand total of twenty-four hours and he was severely traumatized.

With an exasperated sigh, Naruto stood up and met Ryuu half way between the bed and desk. The was glint in the teen's cerulean eyes that made Ryuu stop his advance. A sadistic smirk appeared on Naruto's lips as he chuckled, "I didn't want to use this but Ryuu you leave me no choice." Kyu stopped rocking and looked over at the two. When he saw the grin he unconsciously shuddered, which didn't go unnoticed by neither Naruto or Ryuu. "It would seem dear Kyu remembers what I am about to do...even though he was unconscious." Ryuu was about to run when he felt someone touch his collar. Immediately he turned to find Naruto and a second seal on his collar. Glaring at the orange spandex, Naruto spoke in slightly demonic vocals, "SIT." The reaction was immediate, sending a surprised nine-tailed bijuu crashing face first into the cold, unyielding floor.

Looking over at Kyu Naruto smiled, "Kyu, the seal works for you as well. All you need do do is say the magic word and poof. Though, only use it when he does something similar to what he did today. Now, I'm going to leave you all so behave." With that Naruto exited his mindscape just as he heard Kyu begin shouting 'sit' over and over again.

The Real World

Pushing his covers off him, Naruto looked over at the alarm clock only to find it was cut in half. Rubbing the back of his head he giggled, "Well, it seems I have a real reason for being late today, even if I caused it." Standing up, Naruto used his beloved updated version of his father's Hiraishin to get dressed in the same attire he had been wearing the previous day. The only thing changed were the items that he was now carrying. His pockets were filled with freshly made tags, some of which were ones Naruto designed himself, different types of pills, bombs, and ointment. The two holsters had kunai, shuriken, senbon needles, and then makabishis.

Grinning from ear to ear, Naruto thought with a dark chuckle 'Kaka-sensei, you are soon going to learn why you should never strap me to a pole...even if you don't remember it.' Shunshining out of his apartment, he appeared behind Kakashi, who was being held up by Gai. Looking towards the spandex wearing jounin, memories of the incident in his mindscape came rushing back to him. A growl escaped his throat as he said in a way too sweetly sounding voice, "Kaka-sensei, would you mind hurrying it up to the team's survival test..." His eyes then drifted to Gai and with a slight bow he said, "Forgive us Gai-san, but Kakashi-sensei will have to accept your challenge later." Kakashi was staring at Naruto as if he had grown two heads while Gai was about to start shouting to the world about the flames of youth, but never managed to get around to it for he had been interrupted by malicious killer intent leaking into the air. "Gai-san, if you so much as think about saying anything about flame of youth, I promise that not even Tsunade-sama and her expert healing abilities will be able to save you." Naruto spoke all of this with a bright ass grin on his lips.

Just then Lee decided to make his presence known, "YOSH! GAI-SENSEI, I CAN SEE THAT THESE FELLOW SHINOBIS' FLAMES OF YOUTH ARE BURNING RATHER BRIGHTLY TODAY!" There was a heavy pause before Naruto walked over to Lee with a smile, "It would seem that you didn't quite catch the memo. I said, NEVER TALK ABOUT FLAMES OF YOUTH IN FRONT OF ME!" Naruto's chakra enhanced fist slammed into Lee's face and sent him flying through two buildings. Gai was slightly trembling as he leaned over to a gaping Kakashi and whispered, "Remind me never to piss your student of Kakashi." Kakashi could only nod as Naruto walked over to him and said cheerfully, "Now that is taken care of, how about the two of us see if our teammates saw underneath the underneath." Snapping out of his stupor state, Kakashi eye-smiled and said, "Naruto, I we are going to need to talk with the hokage if you pass the survival test..."

Arriving on the bridge, Kakashi and Naruto sweatdropped as they saw Sakura and Sasuke waiting with pissed off looks on their faces. Naruto and Kakashi both just eye-smiled as Sakura yelled, "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU TWO BEEN?" Kakashi spoke up before Naruto with the lame excuse of, "Sorry we're late but a black cat crossed our path and we had to find a way around it." Naruto snicked and added, "Don't forget the second one that we found as well." Kakashi unconsciously shuddered as he remembered the event that had taken place only minutes before hand. "Okay, now lets go so we can get this test over and done with." Kakashi pointed over at three practice logs in the middle of the grounds. Once they were all there, Kakashi started to explain things, "Now, the object-" Naruto tuned the cyclops out here as he began to play shogi with Kyu in his mind.

"Ready...GO!" Kakashi called out before he began to check around for the hiding places of his three genin hopefuls. 'Okay, Sasuke is to my right hidden in a tree, Sakura is behind me hidden in the bushes, and Naruto is-' He was cut short as he noticed that he couldn't find the other genin's chakra signature anywhere. Panicking, Kakashi began looking all around. 'Where the hell is the kid?' Just then he heard a slight cough and turned to see Naruto sitting Indian-style and staring at him as if he went nut. "Ano...why are you panicking?" Naruto had cocked his head a bit to the side and Kakashi could help but think how adorable the genin looked. 'The kid looks exactly like Minato, only with silver blond hair and fiery red tips.' Shaking himself out of his thoughts he looked at the genin and said, "You know, you are supposed to be trying to get the bells."

Naruto shrugged his shoulders and then said quietly so that only Kakashi could hear him, "I am merely waiting for the two bakas to realize the true meaning behind the test." Kakashi's eye went wide when he heard this and was about to speak when he heard Sasuke shout, "Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu." Kakashi quickly dodged the attack, leaving Naruto wide open. "Oh shit!" The fireball hit right where Naruto sat and left Kakashi believing that Sasuke had just killed the kid. When the fire cleared, to say that Kakashi was surprised was like saying that Sandaime-sama didn't like paperwork...it was a very large understatement. There, just sitting amongst the flames, was a very bored looking Naruto. "Are you serious? This is all Katon jutsus can do?" The three observers just sweatdropped as Kakashi thought, 'No Naruto, what you just did isn't even natural...' Sasuke on the other hand was seething in anger as he listened to the Dobe speak. 'Why the hell didn't that hurt him?'

Kakashi sighed and then noticed that he was right above Sakura. Sakura was glancing around and trying to find 'her' Sasuke-kun. Sighing, he jumped down, tapped her on the shoulder, and then said, "Lesson one: Genjutsu. Magen: Narakumi no Jutsu." Instantaneously, Sakura screamed out because she witnessed Sasuke dying right before her eyes. Naruto sighed as he continued his game of shogi and thought, 'She fell for it again. Now all I have to do is wait for Kakashi to beat some sense into Sasuke. Oh, checkmate!' Kyu stared at the bored and then shouted, "Shit! I don't want to put up with him anymore." Naruto shrugged his shoulders mentally, 'A deals a deal.' Leaving a crying demon lord in the fetal position, Naruto watched as Sasuke began his assault against Kakashi and his book. Leaning back, Naruto pulled a scroll out of his trench coat and unsealed a box of pocky sticks. As he watched the 'Taijutsu Match' before him, he munched on a pocky.

Kakashi was being pushed back a bit by Sasuke as his genin hopeful came at him with numerous kicks and punches. Though as Sasuke was getting tired, Kakashi noticed out of the corner of his eye that Naruto was leaning back, eating pocky sticks, and enjoying the show. Sweat dropping at the blond's antics, he let his attention drift back to the problem at hand. Replacing himself with a Kage Bushin he thought, 'Doton: Shinjuu Zanshu no Jutsu.' Kakashi used his chakra to burrow beneath the ground. All the while Sasuke continued to strike relentlessly at the poor Kage Bushin, who was frankly becoming bored and thinking of dismissing himself. When the clone did dismiss himself, much to Kakashi's disappointment, Kakashi reached up and grabbed Sasuke's feet and pulled him beneath the earth. Now above ground, he eye-smiled down at Sasuke before walking over to where Naruto was.

Noticing Kakashi's approach, he held up the open box of pocky and asked, "Pocky?" Kakashi shook his head before saying, "Okay kid, it's your turn to be embarrassed." Naruto blinked a few time before cocking his head to the side and saying, "But Kaka-sensei, the test is already over." Just as he finished speaking the timer went off. Getting to his feet, Naruto walked over to the pole and leaned against it. Holding up two silver bells he grinned mischievously and said, "See?" Kakashi was officially gaping like a fish. Somehow, without his knowledge, Naruto had retrieved the bells. He was only brought out of his stupor when he heard a scream and turned to see Sakura pass out for the second time that day. Sasuke had finally removed himself from the ground and Sakura had woken up up when they were tossed an object. Catching them, they looked down to see that they each had a bell.

Naruto eye-smiled at his sensei and said, "My answer is I give both the bells away, sacrifice myself, and allow my teammates to live. The answer to the riddle that was this test is Teamwork. Now, I will be heading back to the academy if anyone needs me. I do think Iruka-sensei has an empty seat waiting for me." Turning, he began walking off only to slowly melt away into the shadows. Kakashi was in a stupor state and so were the other two. Shaking himself out of it, he looked at Sasuke and Sakura to say, "All three of you passed, now I need to go and find my third student." Kakashi then shunshined away, leaving only two genin.

In the hokage's office, one Hizuren Sarutobi was staring at six jounin and waiting on the seventh when he heard a knock on the door. "Enter." Kakashi stepped into the office and took his spot. "Now, I would like to know the squads that passed and failed." The first four all failed their squads and Kurenai was next. Stepping forward she said, "Squad Eight made up of Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, and Aburame Shino. Passed." Stepping back, Asuma stepped forward and spoke in his usual lazy manner, "Squad Ten consisting of Nara Shikamaru, Yamanaka Ino, and Akamichi Chouji. Passed." It then all came down to Kakashi. Sighing, the cyclops stepped forward and said, "Squad Seven consisting of Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, and Uzumaki Naruto. Passed." Sarutobi, who's eyes had been closed as he smoked on his pipe, began choking when he heard Kakashi. Everyone was staring at Kakashi with disbelieving eyes while Kakashi just smiled.

Anko decided to step forward and say what everyone else was thinking, "Come on Kakashi stop lying. We all know you never pass your teams." Kakashi coughed and said, "That's correct, but it would seem one of the members happened to understand the true meaning and even added a bit more...AND HE LEFT BEFORE I COULD SAY HE PASSED!" Kakashi literally screamed the last part making everyone jump back because the killer intent leaking off the man. Sarutobi had begun to become curious now and proceed ask, "Kakashi, would you like to explain what happened?" Kakashi proceeded to explain the test to the group and when he got to the end the whole room was practically gaping like a fish. Sarutobi had dropped his pipe, Asuma's cigarette was on the floor, Anko was for once speechless, Kurenai's eyes were practically glowing, and the Anbu had fell on the ground.

"So you mean to tell me that you lost Naruto when he was sitting right in front of you, he was hit by a fireball and not harmed, watched you fight Sasuke while eating pocky, somehow managed to get the bells off you without you even noticing, and sacrificed himself for his teammates...GENIN are not supposed to do that!" Sarutobi was practically yelling at the copy-nin and had only stopped to catch his breath. "And then you let him walk off, not even knowing where he was heading?" Kakashi rubbed the back of his neck as he mumbled, "He said something about heading back to the academy and Iruka having an empty seat for him." Sarutobi shook his head before pointing to the window behind him and saying, "Hurry up and bring Naruto to-" He was cut off as Naruto stepped out of Kakashi's shadow. "Wow, that was quite an interesting meeting..." All the jounin were staring bug-eyed at the boy. Bowing his head slightly in greeting, he proceeded to say, "I need to speak with Sandaime-sama...alone." Sarutobi nodding his head and dismissed everyone besides Naruto from his office.

Before leaving Kakashi looked at Naruto and said, "Bridge. Seven o'clock. Missions." He then left leaving only the Sandaime and Rokudaime. Running through hand seal, a black barrier encased Naruto and Sarutobi, making it sound proof. The Anbu were all under a high level genjutsu, making them think that the hokage is merely doing paperwork. Turning, Naruto looked at the current hokage and said, "Hokage-sama, I am Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto. My current age is eighteen, I am Rokudaime Hokage of Konohagakure, Toad and Fox Sage, Grand Seal Master, and many other things. Forgive me for not telling you all this when I arrived yesterday, but my being here caused a few...mishaps. One of them being that I currently possess two bijuus within my being and another being that I 'erased' the old Naruto's existence from this timeline." He released the seal that held his henge and now stood as an eighteen year old before the Sandaime.

Sarutobi Hizuren, the god of shinobi and also known as the Professor, had never had this big of a shock as the one he had right then. I mean, it wasn't everyday that your grandson, in all but blood, comes in and tells you that he has two bijuus and is actually from the future. Staring at the teen in front of him, Sarutobi pinched the bridge of his nose as he said, "Let me get this straight, you hold two Kyuubis and you are from the future?" Naruto merely nodded his head and waited for the outburst to come, but it never did. Instead Sarutobi smiled at him and said, "That is believable, considering you used Fuinjutsu to do it. Now, are you going to continue being a genin or are you going to be jounin?" Naruto didn't even think for a second, he immediately answered, "As tempting as not chasing Tora sounds, I am going to stick with being a genin for a while...I have business to take care of in the chunin exams though I wouldn't mind helping out in Torture and Interrogation. I have been meaning to test out a few of my concoctions." An involuntary shudder went up the hokage's back as the teen in front of him grinned.

After another hour or two Naruto was about to jump out the window when he looked to the chap doing paperwork and said, "Kage Bushin no Jutsu Sandaime-sama, Kage Bushin no Jutsu." He then jumped out the window leaving Sarutobi to pull out three pieces of paper. One that read 'Hit here Old Man when you figure out my secret -Minato Namikaze-' The second one read 'Haha, this is a gift for when you figure out the secret Sensei! -Jiraiya-' The third was the worst of them all though for it read 'Took you long enough Hizuren... -Danzo, Homura, and Koharu-' He put the three notes on the desk and proceeded to bang his head repeatedly onto them. Naruto sweatdropped at the old man's antics but proceeded to enjoy the show why reclining on the roof top, eating dangos.