Episode 2: Gods, Kisses and Cheese

Lights are switched on…to reveal NaCl, P.H., 3.14, lil bro, and two other Indian girls, one jumping up and down in excitement and wearing a light blue dress, the other staring sullenly at the floor and wearing a dark red dress. NaCl steps out into the spotlight, a disgruntled expression on her face.

NaCl: (glaring at the two unknown-sans) Welcome to the second episode of My Chemical Truth or Dare! We have received some truths and dares, so I'd like to thank the awesome people who have submitted them! Oh and before we start…

Lil bro: (sighs) Onee-chan doesn't own IE, she kidnapped the cast, and is not sponsored by Level-5.

NaCl: Now on with the- (gets interrupted by girl in light blue)

Unknown-san Light Blue: Aren't you forgetting something?

NaCl: (sighs) These are my other insane friends, (points to girl in blue) this is Juice, (points to girl in dark red) and this is AuS.

Juice & AuS: WE ARE NOT INSANE!

Lil bro: (mutters) Yes, you are…

NaCl: (glaring at co-hosts and IE cast) Now on with the show! Our first batch of dares have come from the one and only, Kitkatcocoa222!

Audience: (applauds)

Fudou: (pokes his head out of the back door) Wow…she actually got an audience…

P.H.: And the first dare is… 'Fudou and Sakuma tightrope across the room, fighting for Haruna's love. Of course they're on each ends of the tightrope; one has to be pushed off in the end.'

NaCl: Fudou! Sakuma! Get your butts over here!

With difficulty, Fudou and Sakuma extract themselves from the back room,

Fudou: What?

3.14: (grins evilly) You both have to fight on a tightrope for Haruna's love!

Fudou & Sakuma: WHAT?

Juice: Do it…or else…(shows three-inch long, sharpened nails)

Sakuma: (gulps) But…I don't even like Haruna…

NaCl: Oh, just do it! (pushes Fudou and Sakuma to opposite ends of a tightrope that has suddenly appeared in midair and hands them penguin plushies, which again appeared from midair)

Fudou & Sakuma: (climb on and start fighting with penguin plushies, trying to keep their balance)

P.H.: Go Fudou!

Juice: Go Sakuma!

Kidou: (dark aura) How I wish both of them fell off and broke their necks…

3.14: NaCl…how did the tightrope suddenly appear out of nowhere?

NaCl: Oh, this is my imagination room…anything I think will appear…

3.14: (evil smile) You can even make the rope disappear?

NaCl: Of course! See, like this…(closes eyes)

One second later, the rope and penguin plushies disappear, making Fudou and Sakuma fall to the ground…

Fudou & Sakuma: OW!

Kidou: (evil smile) Yes!

P.H. & Juice: (slowly turn to 3.14, murderous expressions on their faces)

3.14: (slowly backing away) Um…truce?

AuS: (ignores them) The next dare is… 'Aphrodi! Cut your hair and say nothing about god, angel, heaven, or anything related to that for the whole chapter.'

NaCl: Oh, Aphrodi~

Aphrodi: (comes out of back room and almost gets trampled by 3.14 who is running away from P.H. and Juice) What?

NaCl: (smiles sweetly) You have to cut off your hair and say nothing god-related for the whole chapter~

Aphrodi: Sure…wait, what?

NaCl: Too late! (shoves him to the corner of the room, where a barber is waiting) Remember, if you say anything god-related, I'll throw you to your fangirls!

AuS: While Aphrodi is getting his haircut, 3.14 is busy running away from P.H. and Juice, we'll move on to the next dare! Which is… 'Fudou, shave the other side of your mohawk, or dye it pink.'

Fudou: (still lying on the floor) ANYTHING BUT PINK! THEN I'LL LOOK LIKE SOMEOKA!

NaCl: (looks at Fudou) He kinda can't move…and the barber is busy…

Kidou: (evil smile) Let me do this…

A surprised NaCl tosses him a bottle of hair dye. A few minutes later,

Fudou: NO! WHY PINK! I HATE YOU, COCOA-SAN!

AuS: Um, NaCl…that wasn't temporary dye, was it?

NaCl: (evil smile) Of course…not!

AuS: You are evil…Oh, and the next dare is…(bursts out laughing)

P.H.: (stops running) What's so funny? (Looks at dare…and also starts laughing)

AuS: Hahaha… 'Kidou, take off your goggles, wear bunny ears, find a blazer, and start worrying about time. Midorikawa, dress up like Alice, in Alice in Wonderland.'

Kidou & Midorikawa: WHAT? WE ARE SO NOT DOING THAT!

Juice: (stops running and examines her nails) What was that?

Kidou & Midorikawa: (gulp) We'll…gladly do it…

Kidou and Midorikawa go to the bathroom. When they come out, Kidou looks like the White Rabbit and Midorikawa looks exactly like Alice…

NaCl: (laughing her head off) Haha…sweet revenge…Midori-chan in a dress!

3.14: (starry eyed) Kya~ Aww, you look so kawaii in a dress, Ryuuji-kun!

Fudou: (almost crying from laughing too much) Kidou…in a bunny costume…priceless!

P.H.: Next…we can see Aphrodi with his haircut!

The spotlight shines on Aphrodi, who has a murderous expression…and a buzz cut…

3.14: Now, you really do look like a dumb blonde!

Aphrodi: I am not a dumb blonde, I am a go- (falls silent at NaCl's eager expression)…never mind…

P.H.: (wiping away tears from laughing so hard) Now, the final dare! 'Since Aphrodi can't act all high and mighty, god-like, Hiroto act like former Aphrodi for the rest of the chapter.'

NaCl: WHAT?

3.14: (fake sweet voice) Oh, Hero-kun~

Hiroto: (comes out of back room) What?

3.14: (fake sweet voice) You have to act like Aphrodi for the rest of the chapter~

Hiroto: WHAT?

Burn: Oh, do it. It's not as if it's such a stretch, you're already self-centered, it's just moving from an alien to a god…

Hiroto: Fine!

Juice: (hyper) And the first truth is… 'Kidou, if Fudou or Sakuma marries Haruna, what would you do at their wedding?'

Kidou: Umm…if she's happy…I'm okay with it…but if she's sad…I will go and murder them…but I'm fine with her marrying Sakuma…

Fudou: WHAT? How do you show more preference for eyepatch?

Juice: (waving nails threateningly) You have a problem with his eyepatch, baldie?

Fudou: Um…no…

NaCl: Next truth! 'Kazemaru: How does your hair stay in that perfect position for every single freaking game, do you even have an eye under there?'

Kazemaru: Gel…lots of gel…and hairspray also…and of course I have an eye! (flips his bangs up) See?

3.14: Next truth! 'Burn, Gazel, Hiroto, Midorikawa, Desarm, Heat, reveal to us your secret hobby!'

Burn: (blushing) Um…I…

Gazel: He likes to stalk AuS-san.

Everyone else: WHAT?

Burn: (face as red as his hair) Oh, yeah, well you collect pictures of Victoria's Secret models!

Gazelle: (face as red as Burn's hair) How…how did you find out?

Hiroto: I, the mightiest of the gods, like to look upon and grace the most beautiful of mortals with my presence!

Aphrodi: I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT!

NaCl: Translation, please.

Aphrodi: (fuming) He says that he likes looking at you and being with you…

NaCl: (blushes as red as Hiroto's hair) Mov…moving on…

Desarm: My secret hobby is reading encyclopedias!

Maquia: So that's where he got all those big words, Maquia always wondered…

Heat: My secret hobby is stalking Rean.

Burn: WHAT? YOU PERV, I AM SO KICKING YOU OFF THE TEAM!

Gazel: The pot calling the kettle black…

P.H.: Last truth from Cocoa-chan! 'Kidou, would you rather give up Haruna to Fudou, or walk around town with nothing but underwear on?'

Kidou: (thinking hard) Hmm…maybe…no…(Fudou is hanging on to every word)…(sighs)…if it's what my sister truly wants, I'll give her to Fudou…and then buy a pair of fake nails like Juice-chan and go after him!

Juice: THESE ARE NOT FAKE!

AuS: (shudders) Believe me, they're not!

NaCl: (looks around the room to see chaos at every corner, turns back to the audience and smiles) We will have a short commercial break while we sort out a few technical difficulties! Lights off!

Lights are switched back on, and shine on a now pristine room, with the five girls and one boy standing in the middle of the stage, looking spotless.

NaCl: It's amazing how fast an imagination room cleans itself!

Lil bro: I agree…I need to get one of these.

NaCl: (notices lights are on and turns to the now full audience) Commercial break is over and all technical difficulties have been fixed! Now, on to the next batch of truth and dare we have received from the wonderful Shizuka Amaterasu! Unfortunately Axelle-san is busy, so she sent in her OC, Shizuka Amaterasu, to take her place as a guest star!

A girl with black hair in a duck butt, red eyes, and wearing the Zeus Junior High uniform enters and smiles and waves at the audience.

Shizuka: It's nice to be on this fabulous TV show! I'm sure we'll all have a fun time!

Burn: (pokes his head out the back door) Fun isn't the word I'd use…

Shizuka: First truth! 'Kazemaru, why do you want to look like a girl?'

Kazemaru: (glares) I DO NOT WANT TO LOOK LIKE A GIRL! IT'S CALLED FASHION, EVER HEARD OF IT, EMO?

Shizuka: (dark aura) What…did…you…just…call…me?

Kazemaru: (glares) EMO!

Shizuka: (chases Kazemaru) You are going to die, Kaze-chan!

Kazemaru: SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

3.14: (ignores him) Next truth! 'Endou, what would you to if soccer was not even invented?'

Endou: But…soccer has been invented…

P.H.: (sighs) Just answer the question!

Endou: (thinking hard) Um…

Burn: (smirks) He'll probably finally choose between Aki, Natsumi, Touko and Fuyuka!

Endou: (still thinking) Uh…

AuS: (sweatdrop) We'll move on to the next truth… 'Hiroto, neko-mini haircut?'

Hiroto: NO WAY!

NaCl: (pouts) But you look cute in a neko-mini haircut, Hero-kun…

Hiroto: (blushes) Oh…well…yes…I guess…

NaCl: (trying to cover her blush) Next truth! 'Tsunami, surfing or your pink hair?'

Tsunami: Uh…dude, I want to keep both!

Touko: I think your pink hair looks tacky…

Tsunami: …I changed my mind…I choose surfing…

Shizuka: Aww…you couples are so cute! Especially NaCl-san and Hiroto!

NaCl: (glares at her) Excuse me…?

P.H.: Um…let's move on…next truth is… 'Fudou, why do you like a mohawk?'

Fudou: (evil smile) Because it irritated Kidou-kun!

Everyone else: (sweatdrop) That's…that's the only reason?

Fudou: Of course not! Also, Haruna and P.H.-chan think its cute!

Kidou: (dark aura) You…are…cheating…on my sister? (lunges at Fudou)

Fudou: AAH! HELP ME!

NaCl waves her hand and a cage appears around a murderous Kidou…

NaCl: Kya~ You're sooo kawaii when you're overprotective when you're overprotective~

Lil bro: (sweatdrop) Playgirl…

Shizuka: (too innocent smile) On to the dares! The first one is… 'I dare NaCl to make-out with her crush'

NaCl: (sputters) EXCUSE ME!

Hiroto: It would be my honor!

Aphrodi: Again! I do not talk like that!

Hiroto sweeps NaCl in for a kiss. After a minute-long make-out session…

P.H.: Ahem…we still have a lot of dares to finish…

NaCl: (breaks apart from Hiroto, blushing as red as his hair) Oh…right…on with the show!

Hiroto: (blows kiss to audience/TV camera) My thanks to Axelle-san!

Fangirls: (faint as they try to catch his kiss)

3.14: Next dare! 'I dare hosts and guest stars to kiss their rival'

Hosts & Guest-stars: WHAT?

Lil bro: Ladies first!

NaCl: Why, Axelle-san? (glares and goes over to kiss a surprised Midorikawa) I hate you, Midori-chan!

Midorikawa: MY NAME IS NOT MIDORI-CHAN!

Lil bro: I hate you, Axelle-san! (goes and kisses Yuuka)

Gouenji: WHAT THE HELL? MY LITTLE SISTER!

P.H.: I hate this dare… (goes and kisses Sakuma)

Sakuma: I'm your rival?

P.H.: Yes you are, eyepatch!

Juice: (goes and kisses Fudou with a murderous expression) That was the first and last time, baldie!

3.14: I don't even know you, Axelle! (goes and kisses Hiroto)

AuS: (glares at the TV camera/audience and kisses Gazel)

Gazel: WHAT?

Shizuka: I never thought I would say this but…I HATE YOU AXELLE! (goes and kisses Aphrodi) I HATE YOU!

Aphrodi: (smirks) I hate you too!

3.14: (wipes her mouth) Next dare! 'I dare the whole Teikoku to do Caramelldansen!'

Teikoku: (does carmelldansen)

Kogure: (holding a camera) This is so going on Youtube!

Juice: Um…on with the show? Next dare… 'I dare NaCl to act all girly for 4 chapters (Don't skip or I will come with a .357 and two desert eagles.)'

NaCl: WHAT?

3.14: (sweatdrop) Desert eagles?

NaCl: Um…sorry Axelle-san…but I forgot to mention the rules of the show…

1. No yaoi or yuri except for Burn/Gazel

2. This is a T-RATED TV show

3. Do not send in M-Rated dares/truths

4. NO dares involving other shows I haven't read/watched.

5. NO multi-episode dares!

Axelle: (appears out of nowhere) AND WHY NOT?

NaCl: Umm…I have a lot of stories and won't remember…and I take all the truths and dares submitted for two days so the episodes are really long…

Axelle: Fine…but do it for a whole episode! Otherwise…(shows a .357 and two desert eagles and disappears)

3.14: Again, what's with the desert eagles?

NaCl: I have to act girly…

Juice: Next dare! 'I dare Tsunami to eat carrots while bungee-jumping off Mount Everest.'

Tsunami: WHY CARROTS?

P.H.: (sweatdrop) Shouldn't you be more worried about the bungee-jumping part?

NaCl: Come on, you, like, have to, like, go to, like, Mount Everest! So bubbly~

Lil bro: (laughing hard) This…is…priceless!

NaCl: (opens door and outside is Mount Everest, hands Tsunami a bungee cord and a carrot) Here's your bungee cord! This is going to be, like, totally amazing!

Lil bro: How did…right, this is an imagination room!

NaCl: You are totally brain-missing!

Tsunami stuffs the carrot in his mouth and jumps off Mount Everest.

Lil bro: (holds up other end of bungee cord) Um, onee-chan you forgot to tie this to something…

NaCl: (tosses her hair) Like, what~ever~

AuS: And the next dare is… 'I dare Fudou to eat bananas for the whole chapter'

Lil bro: Well, Fudou?

NaCl: (hands him a big bucket full of bananas)

Fudou: (starts eating them)

Shizuka: Ahem! I feel like I'm being ignored over here! (notices nobody's paying any attention to her) Fine! Next dare! 'I dare Edgar to kiss Shizuka' Wait, WHAT?

NaCl: Oh, Edgar~

Edgar: (comes in and kisses Shizuka in a gentlemanly way)

Shizuka: (faints)

NaCl: (pours ice-cold water on Shizuka)

Shizuka: (wakes up) Isn't this episode over yet?

Lil bro: Nope! And the last dare from Axelle-san is… 'I dare Hiroto to kiss his true love.'

Hiroto: My true love? Although I am a god, my true love is a mortal…

Aphrodi: I'm not even going to bother…

Hiroto: My true love is…(gets down on one knee) NaCl!

NaCl: (faints)

Juice: (notices the total disorder) Um…commercial break? We need to revive our co-host so we'll be right back! Lights off!

The lights switch back on…and the six hosts are standing with an unknown boy, in the middle of the now neat room, the IE cast safely stowed away in the overcrowded back room…

NaCl: (curtsies) Hello and welcome back to the second episode of My Chemical Truth or Dare! This new batch of truths and dares are totally icy! This time is submitted by Dylan-Made-User! He has agreed to come and guest star for this episode!

Dylan: Yo! What's up?

NaCl: Let's like, totally, start, like, the show!

Dylan: Yup! First truth is… 'Who likes cheese?'

Everyone: Um…nobody…random freak…

Dylan: I AM NOT A RANDOM FREAK!

NaCl: You, like, totally are~

Lil bro: That's starting to get a little creepy…

Burn: A little? A LOT!

Dylan: They're suited for each other…NaCl-san has to act girly and Hiroto has to act god-like…

P.H.: Ahem…next truth… 'Who are your crushes?'…wait, WHAT?

Aki: Ichinose~

Ichinose: Aki…

Rika: Darling~

Edgar: (sweatdrop) Playboy…

NaCl: Like…totally Hiroto!

Hiroto: The most gracing among mortals…NaCl!

Natsumi: Endou!

Endou: …

Haruna: Fudou~

Kidou: WHAT?

Touko: Tsunami~

Tsunami: Touko…

Lil bro: Haruna…

Kidou: WHAT?

Dylan: Now that's over…next truth! 'Why didn't Tobitaka change his hair?'

Tobitaka: Because I didn't feel like it, baka!

3.14: Um…o…kay…next truth! 'P.H.-san, who is your crush?'

P.H.: WHAT? WHAT KIND OF A TRUTH IS THAT?

Lil bro: God, just tell us…

P.H.: (blushes) …um…Fudou…

Fudou: (mouth full of bananas) Really?

AuS: Last truth! 'Once again, who likes cheese?'

Everyone: (sweatdrop) Nobody…and we don't think it changed in the five minutes it took to get between truths…

Juice: On with the show! Our first dare is… 'I dare Burn and Gazel to kiss.'

Burn & Gazel & AuS: WHAT?

Burn: Don't worry, AuS, it's just a dare…

Gazel: JUST A DARE? AFTER THE MENTAL SCARRING I HAVE TO ENDURE?

NaCl: (rubbing her temples and looking murderous) JUST DO IT, ALREADY!

Burn and Gazel kiss for five seconds and pull away quickly, wiping their lips off…

NaCl: Like…the next dare…ohhhh~

Everyone else: WHAT IS IT?

NaCl: (grins evilly) The next dare… 'I dare 3.14 to kiss her crush'

3.14: WHAT?

NaCl: (still grinning evilly, pushes 3.14 onto Midorikawa who kiss) First and last time I'm helping you, Midori-chan!

Lil bro: (rolls eyes) Next dare is to… 'I dare NaCl to dance to a random song'

NaCl: (stops grinning evilly) WHAT?

Midorikawa: (evil smile) To make it easy for you, I chose a song!

Midorikawa puts the disc into a CD player and presses Play. The song Ready for Love by Cascada comes on. NaCl starts dancing…

Hiroto: I am flabbergasted…I never knew…that she could dance with the grace of Aphrodite!

NaCl: (stops dancing) I am so not doing that again!

Lil bro: (grins) Looks like it's the end of Episode 2: Gods, Kisses, and Cheese!

NaCl: Yes, I can stop acting girly!

Hiroto: And I can stop acting like a god!

Aphrodi: God, angel, heaven~ God, angel, heaven~

Everyone else: (sweatdrop)

Fudou: (stomach bloated) I can finally stop eating bananas!

NaCl: Thank you for watching and I hope it brought a smile to your lips! Please send in more dares! Stay tuned for the next episode of My Chemical Truth or Dare!