Authors note: To remove any uneasy feelings that might happen, all characters are at least 18. Except for Cream who's 16, and Rouge who's 21. Even if official Sonic sources say otherwise, I make the rules in this fanfic. So just go along with it.

"SONIKKU!" Amy screamed as she had been chasing at her crush. Sonic in no mood to run from her, decided on another plan for today. A plan so sinister, it would make Sonic the antagonist of this story. Sonic had fallen down on the ground and began gasping for air. Amy frightened at what she had seen, came to Sonics side. "Sonic! Are you ok?" Amy asked her crush. "Amy...I dont think I have enough time to live, you have to take me to Tails so 'cough' he can see what might be wrong with..." Sonic said before he faked an asphyxiation.

"Tails has been living at the new mansion ever since his parents left, don't worry Sonic. You'll be fine in no time!" Amy said as she carried his Body to Tails.

Tails had recently left with his money in hand. Knowing he wouldn't need to work for a while, he decided to head back home. Where he would find a pink hedgehog desperately trying to open his door. "Tails, i'm so glad your here!" Amy said as Tails had come up to Amy. "Whats wrong?" "Its Sonic, I dont know whats wrong with him. Thats why I brought him to you!" Amy said as Tails looked down to see Sonic asleep.

There's nothing wrong with him...what's he trying to do anyways? Tails had thought. "Look Amy, the truth is-" The fox couldn't finish speaking before looking at Amy's desperate face. "You got to help him...I dont know what I would do without him." She said breaking down in tears. I can tell you what I could do without you, live. Sonic thought in his head as he heard Amy cry. I was right, there is nothing wrong with him. I'll ask him myself if I have to. "Amy, step inside for a moment." Tails said opening the door.

Inside, the mansion was unkempt. Bats flying, cobwebs covering rooms, covering halls, covering walls. Covering the giant bouncing ball. "What the?" Tails said before the ball nearly crushed him. "Tails, how can you live in a place like this?" Amy said as she had been disgusted by the appearance. "I have my own room that I try to clean...follow me to medical room." Tails said as Sonic was placed on the bed. "Amy, do you mind stepping outside for a moment?" Tails asked her as he closed the door.

"Ok Sonic, wake up already." Tails told Sonic as he woke up. "What?" Sonic asked the fox. "Sweet place you got here Tails, maybe if it wasnt so dirty. Someone could get used to it." Sonic told him. "Sonic, what are you here for?" Tails asked as Sonic approached Tails. "Do you want Amy?" Sonic asked the fox. "What?" Tails had said surprised. "Its easy Tails, tell her i'm dead, I run off, she starts to cry, you comfort her. Then BAM, and bam again." Sonic said as the fox had been red like a tomato. "Your not serious are you?" Tails glared.

"Of course not, but I just need to get her off my back for a while. Got any idea how?" Sonic asked the Fox, Tails let off a wide grin as he whistled. "Omega, come out." Tails said as Omega 123 had risen in a nurses outfit. "The master vulpes has humiliated me for the final time...But I guess something like this can happen, after a night in Casinopolis." Omega said in his robotic tone. "What is your command?" Omega asked. "Just stay right there for a second, I'll be right back." Tails said as he went outside and saw Amy in a chair.

"Good news Amy, Sonic should be fine after about...a month?" Tails lied. "Thats good to hear, but what was his condition?" "Uhhh...Porphyrophobia...Erythrophobia?" Tails said. "That sounds terrible! How do you think he got it?" Amy asked before both of them heard a loud crash in the other room. "Wait right here, I have to make sure Sonic doesnt develop Mechanophobia..." Tails said as he opened the door to find Omega chasing Sonic with a needle. "Subject Erinaceus europaeus has called Omega a rust bucket while the vulpes was away. He shall be injected painfully with needles!" Omega said firing off needles at the hedgehog.

"Tails! Stop him already." Sonic said before Omega had finally hit Sonic in the butt with a barrage of needles. Omega hadn't stopped at one and kept firing. "This is what you get for calling me a rust bucket." Omega said as he continued to fire off needles at every part of Sonics back side. "Omega, enough alrea-" Tails said before Omega accidently fired one at Tails neck. "Is the master all right?" Omega asked as he stopped firing. "Omega, what are in these?" Tails said as he began to feel numb. "Sonic's needles were shot with a high drug that produces a high amount of paralysis. Your's are simply amnesiacs...sorry." Omega said as Tails fell.

Amy who came in to see Tails fall had been startled. "Whats going on?" Asked Amy as Omega took notice. "Hello, would you like to be shot with high amounts of sedatives?" Omega asked as Amy slammed his head with the Piko Piko hammer. "I guess not..." Omega said as he had fallen.

Later

As Tails had been waking up in the medical room, he had seen Amy's face look down on him. "Amy?" Tails asked as he had woken up. "Tails, i'm glad your awake." Amy added as Tails was getting up. "Where's Sonic?" Tails asked as he had seen Omega carrying a needle ridden Sonic into another room. "Your robot should be taking care of him." Amy smiled. "But Amy, why are you here?" Tails wondered.

"Well, I just wanted to make sure you were all right. You did help Sonic a lot today, it's no surprise he can pull through this." Amy said as the two of them both heard screams of agony coming from the other room. "Thanks Amy, thanks for watching over me after the needle incident that is." Tails grinned as Amy tried to help him up. "Wait, the amnesiacs still aren't!-" Tails said before the two of them had fallen on the floor in an...akward position.

"Master, I would advise you to please not try and reproduce. You have enough to pay for as it is." Omega said as he came into the room to see the two.

The end.