"WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" hollered Bel "YOU SAID IT WAS A MAN!"

"HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KN-" screamed Squalo

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I already got my condoms readyyyy

bossy-san this suckkkkkkkkkss"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP TRASH!"

"Ushishishi why don't we test her?"

Bel throws a knife at Fran

"Go fight her" ordered Bel

"FUCK NO FALLEN PRINCE!"

"WHO'S THE FALLEN PRINCE?" throws another knife at Fran, this time the knife landing

on his head, knocking him out for only one minute. "Che only for a minute"

"VOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII! THEN LET'S GET STARTED!"

The moment Yuki stepped in, Squalo attacked her from her back, following Levi and Lussuria

from the left and right and Bel and Fran from the front.

Everyone's blow seemed to hit Yuki, but suddenly, her body dissolved into thin air like she was

an illusion

Everyone was surprised and stunned

"NYOH! MY SUPER MOVE WAS DEFEATED BY A LITTLE BRAT?" choked

Levi, his mouth hanging open

"CHE I was going easy on her" spat Squalo

Bel was suddenly paralyzed. When he was Yuki dissolve into thin air, he remembered

something… something important…

"Eh, who cares" thought Bel

Suddenly, Yuki appeared out of nowhere.

"KYAH! Oh that scared me, Yuki-channn" said Lussuria in a gay voice

"Uuuhh sorry… SOO! Can somebody introduce themselves to me? My name is Yuki

and I'm 14 years old" said Yuki cheerfully

"OOOHHHHH HOW sWeEeEeEtT! Allllllright! I'm Lussuria, just call me Lussy. I'm the

mother of Varia. I'm tha Sun Guardian. Next to me is Belly-sannnnn and he's th-

OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I THOUGHT YOU ONLY THREW YOUR KNIVES AT FRAN!"

"WHEN DID I LET YOU CALL ME BELLY-SAN? THAT NAME SOUNDS GAY ESPECIALLY

WHEN YOU SAY IT CHE! I'm Bel the Storm Guardian. The frog ass next to m-"

"I'm Fran the Mist Guardian. There's this other mist guardian Mammon"

"VOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIII LISTEN YOU TRASH, I'M SUPERBIA SQUALO, CALL ME SQUALO.

I'M THE RAIN GUARDIAN DAMNED"

"I-I'm L-Levi t-the light-tning g-guardian" stammered Levi like an embarrassed boy

"LISTEN UP TRASH I'M THE BOSS IM XANXUS CALL ME MASTER XANXUS OR XANXUS-

SAMA OR BOSS!"

"A-ah thanks everyo- O-O-OOWWWWWWW" cried Yuki

In Yuki's leg were 8 original looking (copied that from Fran) knives sticking out

"ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO KILL ME DAMMIT? WHEN YOU GUYS FIRST TRIED TO

ATTACK ME, I TRIED TO IGNORE IT, BUT NOW, GODDAMNED KID WITH THE CROWN, YOU STAB,

I MEAN STAB, FOR DEVIL'S SAKE, STAB! ME!" barked Yuki

"Ushishishi you wanna fight?" challenged Bel

"A-ah, sorry I suddenly got annoyed," apologized Yuki

"VOI, can you cook and do all the housework?" questioned Squalo

"… Yeah" answered Yuki "So you're asking me to do the housework and cooking?"

"Yea" answered Bel

"Ooooh I'll help you Yuki-channnnn mommy will help youuuu" cooed Lussuria

"Ah thank you 'Lussy'-kun"

"KYAHHHH YOU CALLED ME LUSSY-KUN! OH YUKIIII-CHANNNN YOU'RE MY GOOD

DAUGHTER"

"I'll show you the way to your room" barked Squalo

So Yuki went with Squalo to her new room. Her room was the storage room for Bel's knives and

other equipment. When she opened her door to her new room, she found a big dead cow lying

on her bed and it's stomach filled with Bel's old used and broken knives. There was also one of

Squalo's fake metal hands lying on the floor, along with probably one of Fran's teeth. There was

half of a mustache on the floor, too.

6 hours before…

"Che why do I have to clean out this crap room?" spat Bel, while stabbing Fran

"Dammed frog, go clean out t-"

"VOIIIIIIII GET BACK HERE YOU FROG BASTARD! GIVE ME BACK MY SPARE

HAND!"

Bel throws a knife at Fran, and it knocks out one of his teeth.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP TRASH! AND GET ME MY BOLOGANESE DAMMED

TRASH!"

While Fran was running from Squalo, he passed by Levi, he ripped of half of his mustache.

"NYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! MY MUSTACHE! WHY

YOU FROG BASTARD!"

"MOOOOOOOOOO!" mooed a random cow that was lying under Xanxus

"GET YOU LONG WHITE HAIRED ASS OVER HERE TRASH!" boomed Xanxus

"SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMMED BOSS WHAT DO YOU WANT? THE DAMMED BEEF IS

COOKING!"

"COME OVER HERE AND KILL THIS DAMMED COW I ONLY WANT IT'S HEAT AND LIVER!

THROW THE REST OF IT IN THE STORAGE ROOM" screamed Xanxus, shooting his gun at Squalo's

head

4 hours later…

"Ah we're finally done cleaning up the mess stupid boss made in the living room" and

Bel started to put his broken knives that he used stabbing Fran inside the cow's slit belly and

Fran put Levi's mustache, Squalo's spare hand and his tooth inside the storage room.


This chapter was much longer

Next chapter: how will Yuki deal with her bloody room?