THE RYOU SHOW!
AAAnd we're back with everyone's favorite new reality talk show, THE RYOU SHOW! We have some questions for Ryou, and maybe a dare? ( the cardboard cut out audience say "oooohhhhhh!")
Huh? A dare? Chyeah right I'm going to let some girl boss me around.
I'm NOT some girl! I'm the host! Humph! AND you will be bossed around, or you will pay! Pay, man, PAY, I say!
Okay! Okay! I get it! Go on with this thing, or I'll have to call police.
Tsk tsk, Ryou. You have obviously forgotten about Security. (The Flying Dutchman peeks through a slightly open door crack, having a crooked smile.)
Fine...
Whoa kay! Let's get started! Our first question is from: Angelic-baby X3
here's my question...DO YOU LOVE ICHIGO!? I KNOW YOU DO; YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR EXPRESSIONS FROM ME! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA answer please!
O..kay. Well, first of all, is anyone besides these fangirls watching this?
Nope! I believe not!
Well, okay. Yeah, sure I like Ichigo very, very slightly.That is all I'm going to say. And second, whoa. You need some help, Angelic-baby X3. Seriously. Get your medicine adjusted.
Ryou! Don't be rude to our viewers! I don't want to be forced to get Security! (Points at the door, where the Flying Dutchman peeks from the door crack again with an eerie smile.)
Sigh... Fine.
Well, okey dokes! Our next question is from: Unknown Onee-Sama
Ek! I was really excited when I saw the name, "Ryou show" but when I read that he was chained to the wall, that made me worried! Shirogane- sama, are you all right?
Questions:
1. Do you have super powers? Besides being a cat I mean.
2. Why don't you tell Ichigo that you like her?
3. Will you give me a kiss? I would love it if you did that. :3 -blushes beet red-
Well, yeah. Who wouldn't be excited to see something called "Ryou show?" Being chained to a wall isn't the best thing that could possibly happen to you, but I'm okay, I guess. Minus the fact that I'm getting kind of hungry, and Sk8erGrl chan here won't let me move from this position to get myself a darned sandwich! Well, right now, I don't have any super powers. Besides wanting to be Deep Blue, so Ichigo wouldn't be with Masaya so much so- wait! Did I say that out loud-? Never mind. No. No super powers besides that cat thing. To answer that next question, Ichigo is just my employee. I don't like her whatsoever.
Oh yeah? Tim Burton! Would you please give us a playback of what Ryou said a few moments ago please?
Tim Burton: Sure, Sk8erGrl chan! Here it is! ( Everyone looks at the screen, where you see Ryou saying: Yeah, sure. I like Ichigo very, very slightly.)
Fine. I do like her. But I'm NOT going to tell her that, or she'll spazz out completely. And no, I'm not going to kiss you, because I don't know you.
No, Ryou. Wrong answer. SECURITY! (Security comes out with paint balls and repeatedly hit Ryou with them.)
Okay okay! ( kisses Unknown Onee- Sama)
Okay! Time for a commercial break! When we come back, we'll see Ryou ask more questions! =^.^=
