Who's Your Daddy?

He sighed and took off his shoes, stripping quietly; the red head turned on the faucet and combed his hair with his hand. Akashi sat on his tub, his arms rested on each side of the enormous bathtub. He sighed and rubbed his neck, closing his eyes and praying that this bastard would get out of the bathroom.

A tanned kid looked up at the man, expecting something from him. He waited until Akashi finally spoke, "Daiki," the kid smiled, hoping that the man would say the word he wanted to hear, but..."No." Aomine frowned and sat there, glaring at the man. His tiny arms folded as he showed a belligerent reaction.

"...I want it." Aomine said, his voice higher and more annoying than his original one. Akashi slightly furrowed his eyebrows, raising both his arms; he pinched the bridge of his nose, and sighed.

"Daiki, NO." Akashi darkened his tone and finally opened his eyes.

"..."

The silence made the red head return to his relaxed posture. His head laid down on the edge of the tub, his arms were back as they were before. His nose pointed up at the white and elegant ceiling of his bathroom. He closed his eyes; his eyebrows perfectly arched up as he heard a loud, annoying, grunt from the kid.

"You're the worst Daddy ever!" Aomine stormed off and had his cheeks puffed, his forehead frowning.

"I'm the only 'Daddy' you have Daiki." Akashi stated in 'as-a-matter-of-fact' tone.

Aomine only continued to storm off, his arms hidden on his pockets, and his eyebrows furrowed in annoyance.

Akashi opened his eyes and looked at the kid who was leaving; Akashi smirked, as much as he hated to admit it, the boy looked so cute. His bratty personality made the red head authentically admit that he was right to take those brats in his home. However, he still hoped they wouldn't be kids forever.


Flashback

"You have to be the one to take care of them!" Momoi yelled, her voice showing her real intentions. Truth be told, Momoi did not, for once, wanted to take care of those kids, no matter how cute Tetsu looked. She would agree if they only entrusted her to take care of Kuroko, but if the 4 remaining kids were to follow as well, she'd rather have them back to normal.

Akashi only looked at her, carrying the 'I-know-what-your-reasons-are-and-I-don't-care' expression.

"N-Now Momoi-san," Himuro butted in. They were in a restaurant that Akashi suggested would be the best to talk about something bizarre.

"Akashi, I know why Momoi doesn't want to take these kids," Kagami interrupted, "But..." Kagami paused for a minute when Akashi glared at him, not wanting him to continue whatever he was going to say. "...I-I mean, you already have taken care of these bastards before right?" Unfortunately, Kagami just can't read expressions.

"Yeah!" Kiyoshi yelled, he stood there smiling cheerfully as if not caring that two kids are grabbing his hair. "...I mean those older versions are just like kids, especially during their middle school..." Kiyoshi continued as Murasakibara grabbed the edge of his mouth. Aomine continued on grabbing his hair and tried to count them.

Akashi sighed, "Daiki, Atsushi," as Akashi called their names, both the kids stopped what they were doing to Kiyoshi and ran towards the man. Aomine waved both his arms, signaling the man to pick him up. Akashi tried to ignore it and nodded his head for someone to explain what happened. Kuroko sat quietly at Kagami's lap, while Midorima and Kise were sitting on their own chairs, obediently eating and chatting quietly. Murasakibara left his 'father's' side and went to sit on Himuro's lap.

"Well, "As Takoa began Aomine waved his arms furiously, his eyes starting to tear up. "When Shin-chan and Kuroko went to shower first," Takao paused for a moment and looked at the tanned kid waving his arms angrily. "I waited outside, but I suddenly had the urge to- "

"Pick me up you stupid Daddy!" Aomine yelled and waved his hands.

Everyone went silent and looked at the tanned kid. A vein popped on Akashi's forehead as his bangs covered his eyes. His folded arms tightening its grip, Hyuuga only gulped and signaled Izuki to get ready if something were to happen between the man and the kid.

As Akashi moved, Izuki had his legs ready to stand up. Everyone (excluding the kids), eyed the two intensely. Akashi sighed in defeat as the kid started to pout, tears welling up. The man picked up the kid and laid it down his lap. The action only made the others expressed a shocked reaction.

Akashi nodded for Takao to continue. Takao cleared his throat to gain his composure. Aomine played with his 'daddy's' right arm, intertwining his fingers to the man's arm. Akashi only shifted to show his displeasure at the action Aomine made. Riko smiled and looked in awe, she really was fond of cuteness.

"Anyway, I suddenly had the urge to-"

"Really?" Akashi asked, "The 'suddenly had the urge' had me curious..." Takao only nervously laughed.

"W-Well...I mean they were taking too long to shower so I-"

"You're a Pervert." Everyone said in unison.

"Pervert! You're a Pervert!" Aomine suddenly stood up on the red head's lap and pointed furiously at the accused man. Akashi covered his mouth and settled him down on his lap. Aomine wailed in his arms, wanting the man to let him speak.

"So...you're saying they just suddenly became kids?" Akashi asked.

"W-well..." Takao looked somewhere else, "Yeah..."

"That's exactly what happened to these three!" Kasamtsu yelled, "Kise invited me to join them on a basketball game, and after a while they said they wanted to go to my house to take a shower."

Akashi furrowed his eyebrows, wanting to know why all of these guys suddenly want to shower together.

"So you're telling me," Akashi paused for a moment and looked at the boy in his lap, who was sleeping peacefully. "...that these brats are 'them'? "

Everyone nodded at Akashi, even Aomine woke up and nodded his head furiously, obviously just going with the flow even if he didn't knew what they were talking about, the other kids did the same, with the exact thought in their minds.

"And now you have to take care of them..." Riko added.

"No."

"B-But! These kids think you're their daddy!"

"No."

"L-Look at them! They're so innocent and cute!"

"I don't care."

"God, you make a bad parenting..." Riko commented making Akashi flinch.

"Are you questioning my parenting skills?" Akashi raised his eyebrow.

Riko only smirked and folded her arms. Akashi smiled in mockery and twitched his eyes.

"Challenge Accepted." Akashi stated.


Akashi opened his eyes, raising his hand; he slapped his forehead and pinched his cheeks. 'An Akashi does not lose at anything, even at parenting!' Akashi yelled in his thoughts.

The man stood up and covered himself with the towel. He took his new clothes and put them on. Drying his hair, the man stared at the mirror. His eyes pierced on his reflection, his mouth in a deep frown.

"Oh Akashi Seijuuro," Akashi sighed heavily, "What have you done?"

"You didn't buy your child a magazine full of hot, naked, girls...that's what you've done. " Akashi turned his head; his eyes showing a hint of annoyance, at the edge of the door had Aomine leaning on it with his hands folded.

"Get out."

"Not until you buy me that magazine 'Daddy' " Aomine mocked him and smirked.

'He's just a kid, He's just a kid' Akashi had his eyes twitching and his arms clenched together.

With one big move, Akashi picked the kid up and went out the bathroom. Aomine grunted and wailed his arms and legs furiously.

Akashi went inside the room to see the other kids already laying down his room. He sighed and carried each kid to their bed, which was located beside his own room.


The man looked down as the kids slept together. Midorima was hugged by Murasakibara, Aomine and Kise hugging each other. Akashi laughed, these two don't usually get along, he'd be glad to tell them this when they return to normal. He fixed their blanket, making sure they were comfortably covered with warmth.

As he entered his room, he saw a teal head boy looking at him innocently. 'Oh, I forgot Tetsuya...'

The boy was sitting on his large bed, pleading with those big blue eyes if he could sleep with him. Akashi sighed, he was too tired to talk or even object. He walked towards his bed and carried the boy, setting the kid beside him.

As he closed the lights and laid down, Kuroko snuggled on his chest and filled his tiny fist with the man's shirt.

Where the other kids were sleeping.

Kise opened his eyes and rubbed them with his wrists. He sat up and realized that Kuroko was not with them. He panicked and searched everywhere, he looked down under their bed, he looked under their pillows, and when he tried to open the door to tell his 'daddy', Midorima woke up and tried to escape the giant's tight hug.

"Where are you going?" Midorima asked, as he took the newly bought glasses that were made just for him. Akashi was a wealthy man. Midorima had his orange pajamas on and he looked like a cute carrot.

Kise ran towards him and tackled the kid on the ground. "Midorima-cchi! Kuroko-cchi is gone!" Kise wailed as he hugged the greed head.

Midorima pushed him and stood up. He looked around to make sure his 'brother' was telling the truth. As he realized Kuroko really was missing, he woke up Murasakibara, and told him to stand up, hoping that the giant didn't crush Kuroko when they were asleep. After finding out that Kuroko wasn't crushed, they tried to wake up Aomine.

At their first attempt, Aomine only mumbled and pulled the sheets over his head. During their second attempt, the kid only waved his hand to shoo them away. At this point Murasakibara got annoyed and picked the tanned kid; he then dropped the kid on the floor, which thankfully, had a soft, clean carpet on it.

"What is it?!' Aomine yelled furiously. Midorima covered his mouth and told him to shut up.

"K-Kuroko-cchi is missing!" Kise said as he cried.

Aomine had his eyes wide open and dashed forward to the door, Midorima followed suit with Murasakibara having to carry the worry-wart blonde kid. The kids went inside their 'Daddy's' room and tried to be quiet.

As they turned on the lights; they saw their brother sleeping peacefully beside their father. Kise finally stopped crying and went towards the bed, Aomine followed and Murasakibara had to carry Midorima, because of the green head's hesitation. It wasn't like no one can guess that Midorima does wants to sleep with his father too. As they all went up the bed, they settled down; with Aomine and Kise beside Kuroko, and Midorima with Murasakibara decided to sleep beside their father who had his back turned on them.

Akashi shifted his position, his arms covering both Midorima and Murasakibara. This made Aomine and Kise pout, causing them to carry Kuroko and sleep beside the two. Akashi moved, giving the kids more space for them to fit in.

Now there current position was this; Kise hugging Kuroko, and Aomine sleeping like a log, Murasakibara snuggled against Midorima, and Akashi covering these kids with his arm. Akashi slightly opened his eye and turned off the light.

'Maybe parenting isn't bad at all,' Akashi smiled, 'At least I don't feel lonely...'