OK guys totally forgot to say I expect to be whacking out a chapter a week maybe more if I get bored and think "let's gets some more updates on that fan fiction."

This is my first smut but, its not really I'd call it more of a cheeky paragraph :P

Oh yes and this chapter has a vampire in it I'd like to say this now: NO IM NOT TWILIGHT FAN! I would rather walk around the world barefoot using a road of Lego than read/watch twilight (stabbing yourself in the heart is just a tad extreme guys) as for the fang-banging, sex-obsessed, super-gore fest that is called true blood – that ting I love!

Second time I have seen deathly hallows part 2 and I STILL CRIED and also still really got annoyed about the lack of words David Thewlis says cause his voice… him in general is too darn sexy. Also watched the in-betweeners movie…I wonder what happen if Will and the gang met James and the Marauders? DISCUSS KIDS! Also read, review, eat an apple a day, drink loads of water and most importantly…eat chocolate

Laterz alligatorz!

Chapter Two Sirius

They had arrived on the quiet side entrance and walked in and ordered their drinks, the place was exactly like the leaky cauldron only one difference, there were more vampires.

Sirius ordered "one fire whiskey and one...?"

"Pumpkin juice please." Lily replied,

"bloody hell unlike you to drink!"

Lily glared at Sirius who eventually gave the barman the money; it was quite a while before Lily spoke. "What about rooms?"
"Room 4 already sorted it. The bloke said he would be waiting for us in the corner by the stairs and if we were a minute after eleven he'd leave lucky we are two minutes early eh?"

"Yeah just great." Lily tried to smile,

"what the hell is wrong with you today Evans? Looks like something just died."

"Not exactly..." Lily sighed

Sirius pondered for a minute the last statement "Lily are you and James-"

"Oh is that him?"

A man in Gothic attire walked in and sat in the furthest corner and took a quick glance at his watch. Lily and Sirius walked other Lily asked "are you-"

"Edmund Smith? Yes I am and you must want your item. I'm sorry for my strange business hours but, I was engaged elsewhere and I have decided to change the deal."

Sirius and Lily leaned into hear, "I have decided I'm hungry." Edmund said in a cool voice; as a response Sirius raised his sleeve

"Mr Black you do look appetising but, Mrs Potter looks...delicious."

"No deal is off forget it." Sirius replied angrily

"Fine then I'm sure Dumbledore would be happy to hear you two wouldn't except my new deal on the grounds Sirius Black, wouldn't want his beloved Lily Evans to have two tiny bite marks engraved into her flesh. You are his beloved?"

Both replied in sync "No we are just friends"

"Strange how you acted Mr Black, how you act around her is like a lover would and its also rather strange room four is booked, which has a double bed; I'm sure Lily Evans lover would lover to hear about this." The vampire said smugly.

Sirius got his wand out rashly and quickly and pointed it at the vampire "You want to fuck with me vampire?" he said angrily

The vampire then suddenly at vampire speed rammed Sirius into a wall and somehow was holding his wand across his neck causing to Sirius to be choked…..

"I could snap you like a twig! Yes I do want to fuck with you...and Lily Evans also." He smiled at Sirius who was struggling for air

"PUT HIM DOWN! STOP IT PLEASE! KEEP THE STONE JUST PUT HIM DOWN!" Lily screamed

"No have the bloody stone the item causes too much pain! I want your blood A LOT MORE than the stupid stone"

"Fine just don't hurt him" Lily begged

The vampire released Sirius dropped him on the ground alongside his wand like a carless owl drops a letter, Sirius picked his wand up and got up slowly whilst gasping for air.

"Mr Sirius Black, you are here to watch, if you feel I'm taking too much blood I will stop immediately. May I Ms Lily Evans?"

She nodded in agreement, he raised her sleeve for the vampire who bit her she whimpered a little but then started to think how good it felt like her first orgasm only ten times as powerful. He withdrew not long after he started.

"Thank you Ms Lily Evans top marks for your blood; a simple charm will help you out of the daze. Here is the stone and Dumbledore has given me the money. So here is the stone."

He took a small box out his pocket and opened it. The stone was tiny and a little green with what appeared to have been a small triangle engraved on it. Dumbledore had told them not to touch the stone; they both had taken his word.
"Pleasure doing business with you two." The vampire then walked out the pub.


"Well now that's sorted you take the bags to the room I'll go and apparated to Dumbledore he told me to as soon as we got the stone."

Sirius then disappeared Lily was then left to carry the bags up the small, creaky, wooden, stairs. When she got to the room Sirius was waiting,

"slow coach! Dumbledore was up writing a letter or something looked important so I didn't stay long. You have the key Evans going to let us in?"

Sirius got out a smoke and light and lit up. "I needed that after the stupid fucking vampire."

He smiled slightly at Lily; the near death experience with Edmund appeared not to have had the slightest affect on Sirius. Lily got the key out and unlocked the door dragging the two bags in whilst Sirius casually walked in shutting the door.

"You could have helped me Sirius!" Lily cried,

"Not my style!" Sirius called; the concerned, angry Sirius had gone and the cool, unresponsive Padfoot had replaced him instead.

"Jesus I was going to ask when the last time we fucked but, that seems to hard right now!" Lily screamed standing next to the bed. Sirius walked towards her and put out his cigarette when he was standing right before Lily.

"Why the fuck would you need to know that?" Sirius replied - he was back

"You worked it out downstairs don't act like you've forgotten I'm pregnant!" Lily had started to feel a lump in her throat

"What? I thought you and James were going to break up! Lily...am I going to be a dad?"

"I don't know...I'm four months pregnant the test says, so it depends when we last had sex but, I've always told you, your not the only one I..." Lily couldn't finish her sentence the tears were too much.

Sirius gave her a hug and whispered softly in her ear, "Around that time we hadn't started seeing each other. We've met up about four times and the first time was in late march. It's now mid-April."

"How do you rem-"

"because they were all amazing nights Evans."

They were both looking at each other now. Her beautiful blue eyes looking into his gorgeous grey ones; there was just the two of them at that moment in time Lily then said,

"Want to make another amazing night...can't get pregnant right now can I?" Lily winked she had stopped crying now.

Without hesitation Sirius was kissing her and a battle of tongues had begun. Lily was winning as Sirius always let her do this as he'd take control elsewhere. She could taste the remnants of tobacco in his mouth it was ecstasy. Sirius had started unbuttoning Lily's shirt hoping she was wearing no bra...he was lucky. In no time soon they had both become shirtless. Sirius moved to Lily's breasts and had started to tease her and as a response she had started to feel Sirius's crotch.
"You're so hard." Lily whispered seductively and started to unzip his trousers.
"Not so fast Evans."
He growled and threw her onto the bed and took the remainder of her clothes off and started to give her head. Lily had always he was best at this sexual task; the depth, the speed and the pressure all perfect and he knew just when to stop. After several minutes of this slightly breathless he started to move back up to where their mouths met and Lily could taste herself.
"My turn to taste you." she said, as he nibbled on her neck.
He took off his trousers but, left his black cotton boxers on and she started to suck his cock. Sirius held her head to guide her a little she was good but, needed a bit of guidance but, once Lily had a rhythm she could make any man scream in pleasure soon Sirius started to groan. She stopped and looked up,
"C'mon are we gonna fuck or just fuck around?"
He growled "I love it when you speak like that."
Before spinning her round so she was on all fours and Sirius entered her his pace was the usual rough feel they loved and he started to spank her ass the one way Lily orgasms.

"Evans..."

He groaned that simple word which had made Lily orgasm and soon after Sirius's cum flowed into her.
They both collapsed lay in each others arms, not even bothering to change and fell asleep. Lily loved what happened but, realised it was to be the last of the kind between Sirius and her. Hopefully he knew to Lily decided wouldn't break the news until morning for now she would just sleep in Sirius's arms.