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Rating: K+

Watch Potter Puppet Pals the mysterious ticking noise (if you already haven't which then you would have been living under a rock) before reading to understand this

The elite team of FBI profilers started was doing a search of a house that they were certain housed a serial killer. Suddenly Aaron Hotchner heard a ticking noise. He said to no one in particular seeing as how he was alone in a room. "Hmm what is that mysterious ticking noise, not over hear, not over there. Kind of catchy, actually….." He presumes to sing "hotch hotch Aaron Hotchner, Hotch Hotch, Aaron Hotchner" Then out of nowhere Gideon jumps out yelling "Gideon" hotch resumes with his "Hotch Hotch Aaron Hotchner, Hotch Hotch Aaron Hotchner" "Gideon!" Reid then randomly pops up and starts sing "Reid Reid Spen-cer Reid Reid Reid Spen-cer Reid." Suddenly Emily jumped in singing "Emily, Emily... Emily Prentiss, Emily Emily... Emily Prentiss!" Then Derek Morgan jumps out and starts saying while flailing his limbs around "Derek Morgan, Derek Morgan ohh Derek Morgan. Derek Morgan Derek Morgan that's me!" Suddenly a fight breaks "Hotch" "Morgan" "Hotch" "Morgan" "Hotch" "Morgan" "Hotch" "Morgan" "Hotch" "Morgan" "Hotch" "Morgan" "Hotch" "Morgan" "Hotch" "Morgan" Then Randomly "GIDEON!!!!" "EMILY!!" they then resume to repeat the verse twice then burst out singing "Singing our song, all day long in QUANTICO!!!!" Gideon then bursts out "I FOUND THE SOURCE OF THE TICKING!!! IT'S THE UNSUBS PIPE BOMB!!!!" Emily Derek and Spencer cheer while Gideon and Hotch give each other scared looks then…..BOOM!!!!! Suddenly you hear an evil laugh then Erin Strauss walks in and starts singing "Erin Strauss Erin Strauss ohh Erin Erin Erin Strauss." Then everything goes black and all you hear is Baduhduhduh.

The End

Ahhh this idea came randomly the second after I climbed into bed so yea im really weird drop me a review tell me what you think purtty please! Oh yea I used Emily cuz her name was the only girls name that fit in the song and someone was upset I killed her in my last story so yea this is just my way of apologizing and I was originally gonna use an unsub preferably the Boston Reaper but nothing fit not Reaper not Lafayette not Tobias Hankel not Benjamin Cyrus not Adam/Amanda not Carl Buford not one damn unsub… well there goes my hope for this story to be K…anyway so yea I choose Erin Strauss Anyway