Summary : Sasuke was never the really one to talk. He never spoke more that two words. That is until Sakura and Ino makes a bet. "Sakura, I bet you can't make Sasuke talk more than two words. If you can, I'll ask Shikamaru out." "Tch. You watch me Ino." "Oh wait, Sakura if you lose, you gotta spend one whole day with Karin." "Deal."
"Sakuraaaa." Ino bugged.
"What?"
"He's all alone! Go to him now!"
"What? Why?"
"I just said that he was alone. I repeat. ALONE." Sakura groaned as she got up from her spot and walked to him. As she did, she faked smiled.
"Hi there. I made this bet with my friend where I can get you to talk more than two words. And if you're mistaken, I'm not one of your crazy ass fangirl." Sakura smiled. He smirked and leaned over. "You lose." Once hearing that, she flinched. Making sure he just said that. It appears he did.
'Oh my crap. I am totally going to lose NOW!' Sakura thought. As she did, she didn't realize him staring at her intensely. Just then, an idea popped out.
"Wanna make a deal?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Just no."
"Ugh. But it's a good one." She smiled.
"And no."
"Can you at least listen to the deal first?"
"...Fine."
"Alright. If you let me record you talking more than two words, I'll do anything for you."
"..Anything?"
"Yes." Sakura took out her cellphone to record Sasuke talking more than two words. It was just going great until Ino had to come. Sakura groaned while Ino took Sakura's cellphone.
"Oh Sakura. You should know the rules by now. I overheard your 'deal' with him and apparently that's not going to work. So good-bye cellphone privileges! And if he does talk more than two words, he has to say it himself. Kay, see you two later."
".God."
"What."
"DID YOU NOT JUST SEE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? SHE TOOK MY FREAKING PHONE AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!"
"Me?" 'What the hell is wrong with this girl?' Sasuke thought.
"YES YOU! THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPEN IF YOU JUST LET ME RECORDED YOU!"
"I did." He seriously isn't going to talk more than two words.
"Whatever then. Can you just talk more than two words in front of my friend's face? PLEASE!"
"For what?" Sakura groaned.
"I just told you the whole freaking thing with the bet you deaf ass chicken hair!"
"What the hell did you just call me?" Sakura gasps. She got up and screamed "INO! INO, COME HERE!" Luckily, Ino wasn't that far away so she came back running.
"What Sakura?"
"He talked more than two words. He said, 'What the hell did you just call me?'" Ino looked at Sasuke, waiting for a reply.
"Don't know." Sakura glared at him while he just smirked.
"Sakura, if you're going to call me when he didn't say something more than two words, don't call me."
"B-b-but he did!" Ino just waved her hand signing she was going to leave. Once she was gone, Sakura turned around again to face the d.e.v.i.l.
"I HATE YOU SO MUCH, YOU KNOW! YOU LIED YOU ASSHOLE CHICKEN HAIR!" Sakura screamed and punched him which was poking in Sasuke's point.
"Say that one more time and you'll get it."
"Asshole Chicken Hair."
"What?"
"Did I stutter?" Sakura crossed her arms and sighed. Sasuke reached out to her arm and pulled her down so she was sitting on his laps and facing him.
"W-what are y-you doing?" She asked trying to struggle out of his grasp. He leaned down, wrapped his arms around her waist and whispered in her ear "You said you would do anything if you win this bet right?" Sakura stopped struggling and nodded.
"Then go out with me."
OMG. THANKS FOR THE AWESOME STORY ALERTS! got like a whole 15+ alerts
8 reviews is like enough for me!
