Chapter 2: Drunk Texting

Bonnie was completely freaked out by the prospect of being married to one Damon Salvatore. She didn't want anyone to ever find out about this. She pulled her hand away from him quickly.

"We have to get this disaster annulled because there is not any way that I want anyone in mystic falls to know about this as I am sure you don't either right?"

Damon started to laugh; she didn't know if he was laughing at her or the situation that they were in.

"Why are you ashamed of me, Mrs. Salvatore?"

"Stop it Damon, this is not funny at all can we get this annulled or not?"

"This is kind of funny but to answer your question no, we can't get this annulled because we consummated the marriage. We had sex or don't you remember that either?"

"Are you absolutely sure that we did?"

"Yes, even if you don't remember, I remember every delicious detail of our night together. Of course there is aways the video that we made last night of did you forget about that too?"

"I really don't remember much of last night but please tell me that you didn't film us having sex?"

"No, I didn't film us, you did."

"What? No I wouldn't do that, you have to be lying?"

"You did, after our wedding; you grabbed the camera and told me you wanted to film this so you would remember this forever. I can prove it, let's watch the DVD?"

"Fine put it in then."

There it was in live color Bonnie was draped all over Damon, in the video it seemed like she couldn't keep her hands off of him. Their wedding was fast but the camera didn't stop rolling though.

After they were married, Bonnie grabbed the camera and said, "Hey, let's make another kind of rated R video so we can remember this, ok? Hey, Damie? Smile for the camera?"

Then she put the camera down on a high shelf and started to strip and dance around Damon. She put her hands on him and pushed him down on a bed and proceeded to kiss him as she started to tear his clothes off.

Bonnie started moaning "Oh, I want you again, please take me Damon?"

"Turn it off, I can't bear to see this just destroy it please? I will be humiliated if anyone ever sees this video?"

Damon turned the video off. "I can't believe how one little video could make you so upset? I mean come on we had fun, you must admit that? Besides it wasn't like you were a virgin?"

"Actually I was and I can't believe that I waited all this time to only lose it to you?"

Bonnie started to shake then she covered her face with her hands and she started to cry uncontrollably. Damon went towards her and tried to reassure her or comfort her but he was out of his element. He knew how to bring women to tears but he seldom knew how to comfort them.

"I'm sorry, I guess I didn't realize because you were so aggressive on the plane ride before we even got here."

"Is that where we first you know?"

"Yea, you asked me if I ever joined the mile high club, I said, no I never did and you told me that there was a first time for everything. There was a bed in the back of our very private plane. That is where we had sex the first time anyway."

"That is just great; I can't believe that I did this and that didn't even seem like me. I waited for this night my whole life and I can't even remember it."

Damon put his arms around her and said, "Well we can have a repeat performance if you want on the way home?"

Bonnie shuttered at the thought of letting Damon willingly touch her again but she didn't know if it was from fear or arousal. She was afraid that if she let him have sex with her while they were both sober that she would like it.

"No, absolutely not that is not going to happen again let's just focus on getting us unmarried ok? We have to get home to so come on and get ready. Oh and one more thing you better not tell anyone about last night or I will give you another one of those migraines headaches you got it?"

"Fine it will be our little secret witch ok? Besides as if I want it to get out that I had sex with Elena's best friend anyway. It wouldn't win me any points with her, so why would I tell her or Stefan anyway?"

"Good, cause I would die of embarrassment if Stefan ever found out about this."

"Why would you even care if my brother knew that we slept together? You have a thing for him or something?"

"I actually wasn't talking about the getting drunk and sleeping with you thing because I am sure that I wasn't the first girl to make that stupid mistake and I won't be the last either I'm sure but I was talking about the getting married to you thing. I would be mortified and it's not because I have a thing for your brother either; it's because I respect his opinion of me. I unlike you would never try to come between two people in love. Although Stefan is kind of sexy; I can see what Elena sees in him. If they weren't so in love I would definitely consider him as an option but that would never happen though."

"Oh, so you do think that my brother's sexy? Why would you think that if Stefan Elena weren't together, you Stefan would never happen?"

"Yea, he's ok I guess but we would never happen because I'm not the girl that gets the guy ever. I mean if Elena doesn't get the guy, then Caroline does, that is how it goes. I mean usually when any guy is actually interested in me, one of two things happen, either he is using me to get close to Elena or Caroline, or he ends up dead before there even is a chance to have a date. I am never the girl that any guy chases unless he's trying to kill me, case in point."

She pointed in Damon's direction. She didn't even realize it but suddenly she was in Damon's arms, she wanted to question it, when did it happen but she only let him pull her closer instead.

"It will be ok Bonnie, I know that is such a cliché thing to say but I can't think of anything else to say. Do you really think that my brother is sexy?"

With that she pushed him away from her and began to lay into him about his twisted obsession to compete with his brother.

"We are in this disaster and all you can think about is whether or not I want to jump Stefan's bones or not? What is wrong with you?"

"Oh, so you do want him then?"

"Wow, I knew that you are completely jealous of all things that Stefan has but let's get one thing straight right now ok? I will never, ever be with your brother or think of him that way at all because I would never do that to Elena and because I was with you, even if I don't like it. I mean all women are not Katherine. I don't care how gorgeous two brothers are, I don't believe in keeping it in the family. Sorry but that is just too incestuous for my taste got it?"

"Ok, first of all it so wasn't like that with Katherine and please don't mention her again after what that bitch did to me. And secondly I am not jealous of everything that my brother has, except maybe one thing, he has your trust and I don't. Wait, did you just admit that you think me Stefan are both hot?"

Bonnie started turning red, and turned away as if she had trouble looking him in the eyes.

"No, I was just making an observation is all. I mean you know that you're both attractive."

"Bonnie, are you blushing? Oh my God you are."

"No, I'm not. Stop looking at me, we have to get ready to leave I have school on Monday."

"Fine but we are continuing this talk on the way home."

"Whatever."

They silently got ready to leave for the private airstrip that they flew in from. When they arrived on the private jet, Damon took this opportunity to show Bonnie all the different places on the plane that they had sex on.

"We did it there first, then in the bathroom, as well as on this sofa."

"Stop it; I don't want to hear about how many times that you defiled my innocence like it wasn't worth anything at all."

"Fine, let's just leave then."

As they made it back to mystic fall, Bonnie was completely freaked out by the prospect of Damon telling her friends where she was all night. She was pretty sure that he wouldn't say anything because then Elena would never be with him and she knew as did everyone else in mystic falls that was Damon's main goal to steal Elena away from Stefan. It was common knowledge that Damon was in love with his brother's girlfriend.

Bonnie personally thought that it was weird and twisted and to be completely honest, she also thought that if Elena didn't look like their psycho ex then neither would have ever looked twice at her but that was her own personal opinion, which she kept to herself. He took her right to her house from the airstrip field.

As they got closer to her house, she said, "Stop the car Damon, and just let me out here ok?"

"Why? My wife gets door to door service."

"Because I don't want anyone to see you drop me off ok, and besides my dad will not be thrilled that I was gone all night."

"I thought you told me that he was gone this week?"

"Oh, right I forgot about that last minute business trip. Well you have to get home anyway."

"Wow, if I didn't know any better, I would think that you are trying to get rid of me?"

"No it's not that, but I do want to ask you something? When we were, you know? Intimate did you use anything?"

"Why? I can't give you anything and there is no way that I could knock you up, I'm a vampire remember?"

"Oh, right of course, I don't know what I was thinking. I do have another question though about last night, when we were together, were you thinking about Elena or Katherine?"

She didn't even know why it mattered to her whether he was thinking about any other woman while he was touching her but it did matter. She waited so long to lose her virginity and she at hoped that the guy at least thought of her while they were being intimate with each other if nothing else. Damon was taken aback by her question, because he didn't know that she would even care if he was thinking of another woman while they were together.

"Why would you ask that? First of all, I am so done with that bitch Katherine so please stop talking about her ok. Secondly I have no further interest in Elena, so to answer your question no; I wasn't thinking of anyone other than you while we had sex ok?"

"Oh, ok that's fine sorry about the Katherine comment but you have to admit that even when you are mad at her you still sort of want her, the same way that you do Elena?"

Damon got angry by her comments about Katherine Elena but he didn't know why, maybe it was because there was some truth to what she said.

"You don't know what you're talking about; I don't want either of them anymore like that. To be honest, since we're sharing and all I did have feelings for Elena but they have been gone ever since I found out the truth about Katherine. She never wanted me or Stefan regardless of any lies that she told us, I realize that now. She was only toying with us and we let her come between us, which was a pretty stupid move on our part. I mean, she probably did have us compelled at least part of the time. My feelings for Elena were not real; I projected what I felt for Katherine onto Elena because she looked like her. It was a transference of a sort, yes I do know some big words too. Besides why do you care if I was thinking about other women while I was touching you? I mean unless you like me? You think I'm hot?"

Bonnie looked away embarrassed as she started turning red.

Then she started to stutter as she talked, "N-o, no I don't have a thing for you."

She cleared her throat, "I mean that would be ridiculous, besides you are so not my type. I prefer men that don't try to kill me ok? FYI, for your information, the only reason that I asked you that question was because it would make me feel sick if I thought that you were using me to fulfill some sick twisted fantasy that you think is going to happen between you Elena. I mean that is the only first time that I am going to get and I would at least like the guy to not be imagining my best friend while he was sleeping with me. Don't I deserve at least that much consideration?"

Damon looked shocked that she would admit that she wanted him to only be thinking about her.

Then he put his hand on her face making her look at him, and then he said softly, "Of course you do and trust me Elena was the farthest thing from my mind last night. Do you want to talk about this?"

Bonnie pulled away from his gaze quickly almost as if she was ashamed of what she wanted to do a moment ago with Damon. As he was talking and leaning in really close for a moment Bonnie wanted to just grab him and kiss him but that was insane. She wondered what was wrong with her that she would actually consider kissing Damon of all people. She shook her head trying to clear it and come back to her senses as well.

"No, I only want to talk about how do we get unmarried?"

"Oh, ok I will handle everything just trust me?"

"Oh, hell no, the last time you said that I wound up with this scar as a parting gift. So I think not, but I'll tell what you have exactly one week to fix this so we are not married anymore but after that all bets are off. I will go to Stefan and he will fix your mess as he always does ok?"

"Fine but until then this has to stay between us because I know that you don't want your friends to know that you married me, right?"

"No, I absolutely don't want anyone to know about this but how did that happen anyway? I mean I'm only seventeen I thought you had to be at least 18 to consent to be married?"

"No, not in Las Vegas, you can be as young as 16 to be able to consent to marriage, you would be surprised at what a person could do in Vegas regardless of their age, especially if they can compel any person that comes along to stop their fun."

"Damon, please tell me that you didn't compel anyone?"

"No, I didn't have to besides it was your idea to go to Vegas and get married in the first place. I know that you don't want anyone to know about this but can't I tell Stefan at least about us getting married?"

"Hell no, you so can't tell your brother that we even had sex, it would ruin the way him and any respectable suitor ever looked at me again. I don't want this to completely ruin my whole life even if you do."

"I only want to tell him because he is always going on on about how I only sleep with women in his life and this would put him in his place once and for all. Besides I don't want my brother to think that he can hit on my wife."

"That is so not funny and it is a title that I will never ever use, so you can forget about telling anyone about us. If you do decide to spill to Stefan or anyone else I will make you regret it Salvatore, do you hear me?"

"Yea, I do and this mistake will be done within a day's time, I'm sure."

"Fine, but remember to be discreet about this because I have a reputation in this town that I would like to stay intact ok?"

"Ok, I'll call you tomorrow after you get out of school, oh wait don't you have cheerleading practice tomorrow?"

"No, we have it on Wednesday this week because Caroline had a thing, which I think is code for her wanting to be alone with Matt again. So yea, you can call me after school; I will make an excuse to Elena but don't call me until I get out of school first ok?"

"Yea, ok I'll call you then."

With that Bonnie got out and went into her house alone trying to come up excuses for where she was for her friends. When she finally charged her phone up, she saw that she had at least 60 missed calls only one was from her dad but most of the calls and text messages were from Elena Caroline. She looked over the texts and noticed that during her vacation she answered most of the texts. The texts started at around 9:00pm Friday and ended around 1:00am Saturday they read as such:

Caroline: where r u?

The reply: I'm having fun y?

Caroline: but where and with who?

The reply: a hot stud muffin jealous?

Caroline: no I have Matt r u with Elena?

The reply: no I told you a real hot guy

Caroline: OMG you didn't finally do it?

The reply: yea and it was totally worth the wait too.

Caroline: who?

The reply: I'll give you a hint, here's a pic of his backside?

Caroline: I can't tell I'm going to text this to Elena see if she knows?

The reply: oh ok have her text me back too?

Elena: OMG I do know who this is but y would u have a pic of Damon nearly naked?

The reply: oh I didn't think that Caroline would text u?

Elena: u aint getting off the hook that easy, tell me where r u?

The reply: I'm busy having hot sex ok?

Elena: with who Damon?

The reply: yes, y is that your business?

Elena: it is because we care about you where r u?

The reply: none of your business

Caroline: where r u?

The reply: none of your business either

Caroline: Elena is worried about you and I am too?

The reply: well don't I'm having fun

Caroline: r u really with Damon?

The reply: it don't matter

Caroline: did you really have sex with Damon?

The reply: yes, now leave me alone

Caroline: where r u?

Elena: where r u?

The reply to both: wouldn't u like to know but that's for me to know and u to….

Caroline Elena at nearly 1:00am: where the hell r u at?

The reply to both: I told now leave me the hell alone

Those were the last of the messages that they had left for her. Wow and she was worried about Damon telling anyone, while she was apparently drunk texting everyone that she knew and thus told her friends herself about her and Damon. Apparently Bonnie was going to have some serious explaining to do to her friends.

First she called Elena, and then she called Caroline, she told them both to come over to her house because she needed to talk to them it was important. She also called Damon and told him to come over after Elena Caroline left because they needed to talk as well but she needed to come up with a believable story first for her friends, then she needed Damon to go along with the story as well. She wasn't sure what was going to come out of her mouth when her friends arrived at her house but she hoped that the words would just come to her in the moment.