Rai: .. Oh wow. Only two reviews, eh? Well, beggars can't be choosers... and between the two, we got plenty of questions!
Tomo: And we have plenty of answers!
Rai: This one's from... Narutoyaoigirl! She writes: "LOL! Awesome so far. Luv it. By the way, I have a question for you Rai, How fast are you compared to Shippuuden Sasuke?"
Rai: Oh... I wasn't expecting a question for me, eh... Well, anyways, I don't like bragging but...
Tomo: -waves arms all chibi- SASUKE-KUN IS WAY FASTER THAN YOU!
Rai: -pushes her down- I think I might be faster than him by a little...
Tomo: Next question!
Rai: This one's from... TOMO?!?
Tomo: Go on. Read it!
Rai: -sighs- Kyo-Neko-That-Pwns writes: "WHY THE HELL DOESN'T ANYONE REVIEW DAMMIT?!?!?!?!?! SLEEP WITH YOUR EYES OPEN! I'M GONNA GET YOU! Hey! I gotz an idea! -Is Random fan person- I HAVE A QUESTION! DOES SASUKE REALLY LOVE SAKURA? WILL HE ADMIT HIS LOVE FOR HER? WHAT WILL SHE SAY WHEN HE DOES IF HE DOES? WILL THEY KISS? WILL THEY HAVE AN INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP? WILL THERE BE A HOT AND STEAMY LEMON? WHO IS SHIKAMARU IN LOVE WITH? INO OR TEMARI? DOES TENTEN DIE FROM BEING WITH NEJI TOO LONG? DOES HINATA AND NARUTO FINALLY GO OUT TOO? DOES HINATA FINALLY EXPLODE FROM NARUTOS STUPIDNESS BY SCREAMING AND MAKING EVERYONE STARE IN AN AWKWARD SILENCE? WILL I EVER GET THIS FOOT FUNGUS CHECKED OUT? WILL DAVID EVER FIGHT JONNY FOR MY LOVE? WILL THE READERS DIE? WILL I EVER BE A REAL PERSON? WILL I EVER GET A NAME? WHERE DID THE LAST PIGGY GO? WHY AM I EVEN ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS? -Is Tomo Again- lolz as you can clearly see, I was extremely bored... well goodbye! T.Cheetaa -"
All Naruto Characters and Rai: Oo Wtf?
Tomo: FTW! START ANSWERING THE FRIGGIN QUESTIONS!
Rai: -ahem- Well, let's go in order, shall we? No one reveiws because they'e butt cakes.
Sasuke: ...yes... I really do... I just admitted it, but I doubt Kishimoto-Sama will ever let me again.
Sakura: I'll say, "YES!" also, -kisses sasuke-
Sasuke: Our intimate relationship has been going on for a while...
Sakura: -blushes- there have been... tons of lemons...
Shikamaru: -sighs- How troublesome. I really used to love Temari, but now I'm with Ino.
Tenten: Nope, still alive and well!
Naruto: -grins at hinata-
Hinata: -blushes-
Naruto: No, Hinata would never do that... AND I'M NOT STUPID! -shifty eyes-
Tsunade: Kami knows if you'll ever get that fungus checked out.
David: JONNY, YOU'RE GONNA DIE IF YOU STILL GO AFTER RANDOM FAN PERSON!
Jonny: NO YOU'LL DIE! -we fight over her love-
Rai: Several readers have already died my friend, and I doubt you'll ever be a real person or get a name...
Tonton: -freaks out thinking he's the last piggy-
Rai: You're asking all these questions cuz you have no life! .nn.
