Congratulations! You are now the owner of a fully automated KUWABARA unit. To ensure that you get the full use and benefits of your loud but chivalrous punk, please pay close attention to the following instructions.
Basic Information:
Name: Kazuma Kuwabara, aka Kuwabara, Kazuma, Kuwa-chan, The Fool, Carrot-Top.
Date of Manufacture: Unknown; the unit is, however, set automatically at fourteen years of age.
Place of manufacture: the YuYu Hakushop.
Height: We'd guess almost six foot.
Weight: Unknown.
Your KUWABARA unit will come with the following accessories:
One blue school uniform
Three pairs blue jeans
Three teeshirts
One Spirit Sword
One Full-grown cat
One Kitten
When you first unpack your KUWABARA unit, he may be confused and disoriented. You'll get used to that. Explain to him simply and kindly, and he shouldn't stab you with his sword.
Programming:
Your unit is a nice one, in spite of his tough appearance. He'll unusually perform the following tasks, if you ask politely and he doesn't hate it too much.
Bodyguard: You'll find that most of your YuYu Hakusho units can do this. The KUWABARA unit will help any damsel in distress. He's also pretty tough.
Bait: Got a criminal you need to catch? Lay your KUWABARA unit on the line to attract attention! He's pretty brave, so he should have the nerve to do it, depending on the crook and the stakes.
Pet-sitter: The KUWABARA unit loves animals. He'll stay with your pets for as long as you please.
Clown: Under much duress, you might be able to convince your unit to perform as a clown for a few hours. Maybe. KUWABARA units tend to be a little klutzy, so they are good for this role.
Your KUWBARA unit comes with five different modes:Loud(default)
Love-struck
Compassionate
Angry
Serious
The Loud mode and the Love-struck mode may appear similar, but they are not. In Loud mode, the KUWABARA unit may be belligerent, noble, and slightly annoying. However, in Lovestruck mode, he grows slightly more annoying and tends to go all sappylike. This unit is prone to get this way around YUKINA units, and occasionally a BOTAN unit, in early phases.
The Compassionate mode will be activated any time the KUWABARA unit finds someone in trouble. He'll go to great lengths to help them, even if they are his enemies.
Angry mode can be activated by injustice, unchivalrous behavior, or a HIEI unit. Leave your unit alone, and he'll be fine.
Serious mode is activated by the KUWABARA unit's friend's pain. He will remain in this mode until they are alright again.
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Relations with other units:
Yusuke Urameshi: Although they frequently fight and appear to loathe each other, these two units are best friends. They'll always have each other's back.
Kurama: These two units are friends, and they work together on Spirit Detective cases frequently. No personality conflicts.
Hiei: Your unit dislikes this one, but they will work together when worse comes to worst, and the KUWABARA unit knows that under all the sarcasm, the HIEI unit is a good one. So don't fear, they shouldn't kill each other. Probably.
Genkai: Your KUWABARA unit really quite looks up to the GENKAI unit. He respects her a lot and is happy that she's alive. He does know her wrath, though, and is therefore careful not to anger her.
Botan: Your unit used to have a crush on this one, but not anymore. They're pretty good friends.
Keiko: These two are friends, although not extremely close; their main common link was forged during the resurrection of the YUSUKE unit. No, it wasn't alchemy. And no, you don't want to know.
Shizuru: This is your unit's older sister. She really does love him in spite of all the punches. And kicks. And elbows. Oh, and slaps of course.
Gonzu Tarukane: Your unit loathes this one. Don't get us or him started.
-Cleaning:
The KUWABARA unit can clean himself. Please do not attempt to clean the unit; while he won't hit girls, he still won't be pleased.
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Energy:
The KUWABARA unit eats like a horse. He isn't very selective, but be sure to keep plenty of food around.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: My KUWABARA unit was fine until I got a YUKINA unit. Now he's acting really weird around her and talking about finding her brother. Is this normal? - Kittenn1011
A: Oh, yes, very much so. KUWABARA units are always quite prone to develop crushes, especially on YUKINA units.
Q: My neighbor bought a YUSUKE unit, and now my KUWABARA unit is coming home with bruises. Should I fear for his health? - Kittenn1011
A: No, it wouldn't do you any good, anyway. KUWABARA is determined to fight YUSUKE, so you won't be able to stop him. Anyway, the YUSUKE unit won't kill your unit.
Q: My KUWABARA unit has been disappearing randomly along with my KURAMA and YUUSUKE units. It's beginning to become weeks out a time and KUWABARA unit is coming back with major injuries. Is he gonna be alright? - Kittenn1011
A: Well, he should be. There's always the possibility that your KUWABARA unit will suffer a mortal wound, and you will have to reprogramme him, but usually he's fine.
Q: Everytime I go into my basment I'm greeted by a group of strange/homeless cats. Is it normal for the KUWABARA unit to collect cats? - summonergirl001
A: Yep. It's one of his hidden joys. He adores cats. You'll have to get used to it with the unit...
Q: My KUWABARA unit seems to be depressed. He's losing every fight he gets into and doesn't put his heart into it. How can I fix this? - sweetdonalbain81507
A: Try taking him to see a YUKINA unit. He may not cheer up immediately, but it could help. If that doesn't work, you may want to seek help. Long-term depression is not at all common for KUWABARA units. Has your YUSUKE unit been away a lot?
Q: Once I found my KUWBARA unit trying to hide my five empty bottles of hair gel on top of my box closet. Is it normal for this unit to consume this amount of hair gel so I can find the right amount? - Bathories Slave Kuri
A: Yes, that's normal, but he looks much better without it, so we'd recommend refusing to buy hairgel. He may look quite different.
Q: I purchased a KUWABARA unit recently, and he seemed lonely, so I bought him a YUSUKE unit. However, I find that now they just fight and scream! I thought they were supposed to be friends. What do I do? -Kuramarulez
A: That's their way of expression a sort of friendship affection. Let them be, unless they are breaking things. Then hit them over the head, or better yet, call in a KEIKO or BOTAN unit to do it for you.
Warranty
With proper care, KUWABARA unit should live until he dies of old age or in battle. However, should you come to find him annoying, simply tell him that a YUKINA unit wants him out of the house, and poof! Gone is your KUWABARA.
I owe you guys such an apology! I'm so sorry. I can't truthfully say that life has caught up with me; but summer has. I've got the lazy, just want to watch anime and bike, blues. I'm so, so, so, so sorry!
Gah, my brain is so sleepy.
Thank you all for the questions.
Not that very many people will read this since I took such a long time, also because I didn't tease him much for being ugly or stupid.
He's not really that stupid, srsly. Just really super-dense. D;
And not ugly, just bad hair. Am I the only one who TOTALLY wants to see Kuwa-chan with his hair down?
