I'm baaaack! Thanks for the favorites guys! Makes a new comer feel welcomed. Sorry it took so long to post this. I forgot how to add a new chapter...

Disclaimer: I don't own Avengers. If I did though, Hawkeye would have had his own movie!


My Own Rules to Living w/ the Avengers

#16: Dance Offs have been forever banned.

Thor, oddly, wins every single time.

#17: Also, Sing Offs are also forever banned.

They always end in a never ending musical of Tony and Clint. Shocking, I know.

#18: Dress shopping with Natasha is NEVER a good idea.

I did once. *Sigh* I had more eyes on me than I could count. I DID NOT like the attention.

#19: Don't leave your personal notebooks out in the open where Thor or I can find them.

I found Natasha's once. I then held all the secrets of SHIELD's most successful assassin in my hand so I hid the notebook. Natasha stole it back though. Then Thor found Tony's. We were both scared for life after reading it.

#20: Loki's helmet is not to be worn at school Christmas plays.

I was Rudolph for mine and I wore Loki's helmet for my home-made antlers. Let's just say Loki crashed the play...

#21: Movies that are banned.

-What's Your Number?

Steve just doesn't like it because of the character that looks like him that's in it.

-Cabin in the Woods

Besides the fact that there's a character in it that looks like Thor, I just don't like scary movies and can't sleep for weeks on end.

-War Horse

Steve doesn't like the "War" part and Loki feels angered against the character that looks like him is a good guy.

-Jaws series

It's the only "scary" movie I watch and everyone gets tried of it after the 5th horror movie marathon in a row.

#22: I am horrified by the paranormal. Do not find a way to use this against me or you WILL suffer the consequences.

Tony, Loki, Clint, and Thor teamed up after hearing about my fear for ghosts. They made noises when I tried to sleep and had JARVIS mess with my radio when I turned it on. It only got worse when I ran out of my room crying and screaming. I ran into the nearest person's room, which happened to be Thor's, and when he wasn't there, I flipped out. It made them all, even Loki, feel guilty. After the apologized and promised they would stop, I locked them all in their bedrooms. It was a while before Pepper let them out.

#23: Blackmail in the Avengers Tower is not illegal.

#24: DO NOT unplug the toaster at night to save electricity.

Everyone had a fun time watching me to try an figure out why my toast wasn't toasting. It was early in the morning and I'm not very observative. Cut me some slack.

#25: If you want the last of the milk, make sure there's another gallon or else.

Clint, Natasha, and I are very big milk junkies. Someone finished the gallon and there was none left the next day for us. Nobody had a good day that day. It didn't help that we had a mission, too.

#26: Don't let my owl out of its cage without my presence.

(Yes I have an owl) Thor opened the cage one day, thinking he was trapped. Ruffles, that's my owl, attacked him. Thor was already scratched and scared before I returned.

"Good little owl." Loki had said. I couldn't say anything I was laughing soooo much.

#27: Also adding to Rule #4 (Songs that are banned) anything Justin Bieber is banned.

I secretly like his music and hum the songs, thinking that no one can actually tell what song it is. That only works with the out of time people (Thor, Steve). Everyone else can tell quite easily. Tony freaked out one day when I hummed the chorus to "One Time". Same thing happened with Natasha and Clint.

#28: Asking Tony how many women he's "dated" is not a very bright idea.

(He doesn't even know.)

#29: Asking Thor to go to Asgard with him is okay.

As long as Loki doesn't find out.

#30: Don't let anyone but me make dinner.

I'm the only good cook in the house. Clint attempts to help but he just gets in the way. And I think his presence spoils the food.


There's another 15! Again, sorry it took a while. It also took me a while to think up rules. If you have an idea for a rule of your own, just tell me and I might put it up (giving you the credit of course!). Also, I wasn't lying on rule #16. Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye) actually has an amazing singing voice. So does Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man).