How To Be Mean To Neji:

How To Be Mean To Neji:

Me: laughs like a maniac Neji: What could you possibly be laughing at? Me: stops Oh well your destiny laughs again

So is the reason you have veins near your eyes during Byakugan because you don't have muscles anywhere else on your body?

Me: points to swastika on forehead So instead of "Hail Hitler!" Do you say "Hail Hyuga!"?

Is the reason you hate Hinata because you secretly wish you had a vagina and boobs to go with that hair?

Me: backs away in fear NO NEJI DON'T POKE ME! Neji: How dare you insult my attack! Me: You poke people, god your more annoying than Facebook

How To Be Mean To Tenten:

So if your name is ten-ten why do I rate you as a one-one?

So to attack like you all I need is to bite down on my thumb, put the blood on a scroll and whirl it around a few times? What kind of ninja are you?

You said you wanted to be a strong Kunochi; well to bad because only women can be strong Kunochi's.

So do you honestly think Neji likes you or are you just giving yourself and excuse to live because sweetheart…you have nothing going for you.

So how does it feel to watch your two beloved teammates fight for you? Oh wait I'm sorry you're already out cold when they start.

How To Be Mean To Lee:

Spandex on a man should be filled out in a specific area (yes I mean THAT area) unfortunately you seem to have come up short.

Well Lee I'm glad your used to the one-sided-love thing because I can confidently say you'll never be getting a date.

Sure Lee you're a splendid ninja; just keep in mind Neji is a powerful one

Me: Gai-Sensei is totally gay Lee: There is no way my Sensei is gay! Me: Aha…but you didn't say you weren't rainbow boy

Me: Lee you're my hero! Lee: teary eyed Oh thank you! Me: I mean that spandex is so fierce, work it girl!