,Spy Humor 2:

Chuck had finally calmed down after seeing Sarah's quite naked rear in all her glory. Part of him was dreading that this a cruel dream he would soon awaken from. Sarah then appeared from the bathroom still wrapped in the bed sheet around her nude form. He was about to hyperventilate seeing the love of his life in such a lovely sight in front of him. But Sarah calmed him down

"Chuck, we need to talk "she began.

"I think that a certain someone is trying to pull a practical joke, and that person being a certain Major we know." Sarah added.

"You don't think he did all this to mess with us." Chuck interjected.

"I don't know for certain Chuck but he has been know to punk his previous partners in the past. "Sarah replied.

Chucks face grew solemn and a serious look came to his face, and he said one word, "TANGO!"

"What, what Chuck?"

"Yes tango Sarah! Do you remember the first mission I was on with you when we went against Le Cuidad?"

"Yes why" Sarah asked,

"Well Casey tricked me into learning how to Tango. He made me believe it was important I learn it for the success of the mission. The problem was Devon showed me the woman's side, God how embarrassing!"

Sarah gave out a small giggle as she remembered. "But you looked so cute, Chuck."

"Ahhhh, thank you Sarah , I remembered how much he enjoyed punking my ass, Damm him!"

"So you think all this was his effort of a practical joke, Sarah?"

"Maybe Chuck, could you see if you can get a flash on this marriage license from the intersect Chuck and see what you find?"

"Ok, Sarah."

At this point Chuck began to flash and found out that the NSA had the ability to forge documents and make photo-shop pictures of anything they wanted for their missions. He also found out about the use of 'Night Shade' drug used to knock out their targets without any residual effects other than a mild amnesia. He flashed also on the Rules and procedures of both the CIA &NSA agencies and about relationships agents could have and not have. Also included was restrictions the agencies would face if they involved themselves to an actually married Agent couple. Sarah had gotten worried since she had never seen chuck flash this long and it took a while to recover from it.

"Are you ok Chuck you had me worried." She asked

"I'm ok Sarah but we really need to talk, ready?"

"Yes Chuck"

"Sarah this is a setup from Casey at his attempt of bad humor. However during my flash I found something out very interesting in fact."

"Tell me Chuck, what is it?"

"I found out that since we are not legally married they could pull us apart, send you away and throw me into a deep dark hole. However if we really got married, for real, they couldn't do that and in fact they would be the ones in deep shit. "

Sarah's brain was catching up with what Chuck was telling her. Then a huge brilliant grin formed on her face and her blue eyes burned brightly as the words tried to come out.

"So Sarah I love you, I always have and always will. From the first moment I saw you I felt that you were a dream that I never wanted to wake from. You made my heart melt with your sweet smile. So Miss Sarah Walker will you do me the honor of marrying me for real?"

Sarah's heart jumped out of chest by the way she was feeling, she had been wanting to hear Chuck say these very words to her for so long. But her fear of being reassigned and taken away from him made her push him away instead of pulling him closer to him. She grabbed his bed sheet pulling him closer and kissed him sweetly and the more ravenously.

"Yes Chuck, I will.

Chuck at this point was so happy and it could not be denied that the sight of this sexy blond goddess being so near to him and quite naked was beginning to wear through any defenses he may have had. Almost unconsciously his bold began to react and his own body began to react to the shear closeness and hearing Sarah say yes to his proposal.

Gazing down Sarah felt a certain asset of Chuck's inadvertently strike her bare thigh. If she were at the field, she would have thought her attacker was packing a very large weapon. But she looked down and saw that her chuck was certainly packing a magnum and smiled at her Chuck. A smile that seemed a hungry tigress ready to devour her meal in front of her.

"My Chuck, I never thought you carried such a very large and oh so hard of a weapon. Are you going to attack me into submission? Sarah coyly said with a mischievous grin on her face.

"Well Ms. Walker, this weapon is at your disposal 24/7 and for your use anytime my dear. "Chuck answered trying to sound jokingly ominous.

"Oooooohhhhhhhh, "Sarah replied, "I never knew you could be so dangerous Chuck" smiling back

"Only to you Sarah, only for you."

Chuck then took her in his arms and kissed her so passionately that he wanted to convey the love he had for her now and always for his Sarah.

Sarah could only let her eyes grow wide and she felt just how much her NERD truly felt for her.

'O-M-G' she thought to herself as her body betrayed the passion her own body was conveying to him as well.