Sorry, this is about as short as the other one. And not very creative. I've been busy the last couple of days. But I'm sure I'll come up with better pranks for the others.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, or anything Twilight realated (accept some fanfics)


I tried to plan a prank as I ran my patrol. Everyone was out of the house today except Emmett and Rosalie. Me and rose had actually became friends... kind of. And as soon as I mention I'm playing a prank Emmett would let me in and probably help me. I decided to go with alice for my next prank. I would need Emmetts help since I suck at pranks.

As soon as I finished my patrol I went to the cullen house. I knocked on the door several times but nobody answered. I could hear Rose and Emmett up stairs, it sounded like they were taking advantage of a house to themselves. They wern't going to notice if I walked in.

I tried to be silent as I walked past their room to Alices. Ew. They left the door wide open but didn't notice me. I also got a good look a Emmett. Discusting.

I sat on Alices bed thinking. I decided just to pimp out the whole room. I'd have to go get some stuff and come back.

I started first on her closet. I stuffed all of the clothes into a bag and replaced them with dorky clothes. I had nerdy outfits, clown outfits, and other stupid clothes nobody would wear. I then went into her bathroom.

I replaced all her make-up with cheap stuff. She rarely wore it, since vampires don't really have any need for it, but she would usually crack when her make-up wasn't perfect. And they had to be a particular brand of course.

"Is this your idea of a prank Fido?" Emmett appeared behind me. I hadn't noticed he and rosalie had finished up.

"Um... yeah?" He looked angry.

"You need some lessons. I know better ways to piss my sister off" he replied. "Mind if I join you?"

"No, sure you can join," Emmett would know exactly what to do.

He passed me a knife.

"Cut yourself, leave your blood over the room and bathroom," Emmett told me.

"What!? NO!"

"You heal fast, and the smell of werewolf blood smells vile to us," Emmett told me. "And it will take ages for her to get the smell out,"

Emmett disappeared out to the hallway and I started cutting myself. I felt like an emo and I was uncomfortable. When I was done Emmett came back.

"Me and Rose are going hunting, so your on your own," He told me.

Damn... "Oh, yeah ok," I left the house too. Alice would be back soon.

AOV

I walked through the door of my home. Jasper and Edward were still out and Bella went back to the cottage. As I got to the hallway to my room, I smelt the vile smell of werewolf blood. What the hell?

I walked in and I saw the blood all through my room. I walked through to my bathroom, covered in blood too. Ugh! This was Seths blood. Annoying dog.

I picked up the knife he used, the handle had a fresh smell of Seth's hand and... Emmett. So Emmett helped. Of course, Seth wouldn't of known his blood was that horrible to us. It would take ages to wash out. Ugh!

I walked into my closet and screamed in anger. Ugh the dog had replaced my clothes with stupid crap! He defiantly chose the wrong day to piss me off. I had, had a big fight with Jasper earlier before.

Ha. First that joke letter the other night. Now this. I was going to get revenge.

To be continued...


Reveiw :) Alices revenge next.