(Scene: Joey's apartment. Ross, Joey, and Chandler are talking about Rachel)

Ross: Like last night for example. She looked amazing, but I had to pretend not to notice.

Chandler: What was she wearing?

Ross: Lingerie.

Chandler: I love when Monica wears lingerie. Especially this one black...

Ross: Never mind that her brother is sitting right here.

Chandler: Sorry.

Joey: She was wearing lingerie and you didn't go for it! Dude!

Ross: Joey! She's my sister!

Chandler: I think he's talking about Rachel .

Ross: Right. Well I have it all planned out. I want to wait to do anything. It'll make it more special.

Joey: Yeah Okay. (to Chandler) Like the ladies would fall for that. (laughs)

(Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Mike is playing with the kitten)

(Phoebe enters)

Mike: Hey. Where've you been?

Phoebe: Sushi with Monica and Rachel.

Mike: Did you ever ask Monica where her house is?

Phoebe: Oh crap. Where's the phone?

Mike: Over there.

Phoebe: (dials) Hey Monica. I was wondering where... Oh I've got to go. Princess Conseula just bit Mike. (hangs up)

(Monica looks confused)

Chandler: What was that all about?

Monica: I don't...know. (shakes it off)

(she starts to walk to the nursery)

Chandler: Where are you going?

Monica: The twins need changed.

Chandler: I'll do it.

Monica: Really?

Chandler: Sure. How hard can it be?

Monica: Other room.

Chandler: Right.

(Scene: Joey's apartment. He's sitting in his chair surfing through the tv channels)

Joey: Crap. Crap. (sees the discovery channel) Mega crap. (sees Baywatch) Heey! (it was just a commerical) Ohh. (continues) Crap.

(knock on the door)

Joey: Coming!

From the other side of the door: We're your new neighbors.

(opens the door)

Woman: Hi, I'm Veronica and this is my husband Chad.

Chad: Hi.

Joey: I'm Joey.

Veronica: Nice to meet you Joey.

Joey: So you guys live across the hall?

Chad: Yeah, we just moved in. It's such a nice place.

Veronica: A great place to hang out with friends.

(Joey starts to wimper and shuts the door)

Veronica: Was it something I said?

(Chad shrugs)

(Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.)

Rachel: (cuddling with Emma) Hey Ross! Emma just did the cutest thing!

Ross: What? What?

Rachel: Emma, which of these bags is Prada?

(holds up 3 purses while Emma points to one)

Rachel: Aw! Wuld you look at her?! She's cute and she has a sense of fashion!

Ross: Rachel please! I don't want our dauhter's intelligence to be waisted on fashion!

Rachel: What?!

Ross: She's being brainashed! Emma can''t be smart and be in the fashion industry.

Rachel: Are you kidding?! Plenty of fashion designers went to Harvard.

Ross: Name one.

Rachel: Oh!

Ross: Not from "Legally Blonde"

Rachel: (looks stumped)

(Ross grabs Emma)

Rachel: Where are you taking her?

Ross: To the museum while there's still hope!

(exits)