(Scene: Joey's apartment. Ross, Joey, and Chandler are talking about Rachel)
Ross: Like last night for example. She looked amazing, but I had to pretend not to notice.
Chandler: What was she wearing?
Ross: Lingerie.
Chandler: I love when Monica wears lingerie. Especially this one black...
Ross: Never mind that her brother is sitting right here.
Chandler: Sorry.
Joey: She was wearing lingerie and you didn't go for it! Dude!
Ross: Joey! She's my sister!
Chandler: I think he's talking about Rachel .
Ross: Right. Well I have it all planned out. I want to wait to do anything. It'll make it more special.
Joey: Yeah Okay. (to Chandler) Like the ladies would fall for that. (laughs)
(Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Mike is playing with the kitten)
(Phoebe enters)
Mike: Hey. Where've you been?
Phoebe: Sushi with Monica and Rachel.
Mike: Did you ever ask Monica where her house is?
Phoebe: Oh crap. Where's the phone?
Mike: Over there.
Phoebe: (dials) Hey Monica. I was wondering where... Oh I've got to go. Princess Conseula just bit Mike. (hangs up)
(Monica looks confused)
Chandler: What was that all about?
Monica: I don't...know. (shakes it off)
(she starts to walk to the nursery)
Chandler: Where are you going?
Monica: The twins need changed.
Chandler: I'll do it.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: Sure. How hard can it be?
Monica: Other room.
Chandler: Right.
(Scene: Joey's apartment. He's sitting in his chair surfing through the tv channels)
Joey: Crap. Crap. (sees the discovery channel) Mega crap. (sees Baywatch) Heey! (it was just a commerical) Ohh. (continues) Crap.
(knock on the door)
Joey: Coming!
From the other side of the door: We're your new neighbors.
(opens the door)
Woman: Hi, I'm Veronica and this is my husband Chad.
Chad: Hi.
Joey: I'm Joey.
Veronica: Nice to meet you Joey.
Joey: So you guys live across the hall?
Chad: Yeah, we just moved in. It's such a nice place.
Veronica: A great place to hang out with friends.
(Joey starts to wimper and shuts the door)
Veronica: Was it something I said?
(Chad shrugs)
(Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.)
Rachel: (cuddling with Emma) Hey Ross! Emma just did the cutest thing!
Ross: What? What?
Rachel: Emma, which of these bags is Prada?
(holds up 3 purses while Emma points to one)
Rachel: Aw! Wuld you look at her?! She's cute and she has a sense of fashion!
Ross: Rachel please! I don't want our dauhter's intelligence to be waisted on fashion!
Rachel: What?!
Ross: She's being brainashed! Emma can''t be smart and be in the fashion industry.
Rachel: Are you kidding?! Plenty of fashion designers went to Harvard.
Ross: Name one.
Rachel: Oh!
Ross: Not from "Legally Blonde"
Rachel: (looks stumped)
(Ross grabs Emma)
Rachel: Where are you taking her?
Ross: To the museum while there's still hope!
(exits)
