AN: See what I mean about the prologue. Reviews are appreciated. I don't own Invader Zim.

"Zim! Get back here!" the Dib screamed. Zim had just attacked Dib by sticking a dead fish in his backpack. A petty attempt yes, but the invader had decided to sneak it in there on a whim when his robot assistant had brought the hideous thing home. But this not so ingenious plan had succeeded, Dib was angry… very angry. It had been a few years since the invader had landed bent on enslaving humanity. Each plan had been more and more off beat involving increasingly complicated machinery. The invader for some reason avoided an outright rampaging of the planet with an organic sweep beam. Zim was no longer able to fit into the standard Irken uniform for unknown reasons.

Now Zim was running, from Dib, for putting a dead fish in his backpack. Talk about class. Today was not the day to be on the run. Zim was unarmored (but in human clothes) and needed to fix that as soon as possible. As zim dashed through the halls there was the door with a triangle person on it. The one door Dib could not enter, it was hiding time. Into the girls' bathroom it was. As soon as the door closed behind the alien eight sets of eyes looked at the new comer. A chorus of giggles vibrated around the room.

"See girls." The leader chided. "I told you I was right." She turned her attention to Zim. "Now we can't have you skulking around the school looking like that." The pack advanced, brushes and colored goo in hand.

"No!" Zim screamed "What are you doing! GET OFF OF ME YOU INFERNAL WORM BEASTS!"

That sounded like Zim. Dib thought, he snuck to one side of the door. The minute Zim burst out the door he would have him.

Zim eventually escaped practically falling out the door scrambling to stand. Had this been any other tangle with humans Dib's chase would have continued. Unfortunately Zim had run into girls… the ones you see at the mall decked out in 50 layers of makeup and hair products. Zim was now standing in front of Dib attempting to regain dignity while at the same time wearing magenta makeup and curled hair.

"Bwahahaha!" Dib was in hysterics. How could he not. His enemy was in makeup.

"What?" Zim barked "What's so funny Dib-worm?"

"You look like a girl" he gasped. Almost as if on cue ten other boys appeared.

"Dib! How could you pick on a girl like that." Said one. Were they idiots? This was Zim. And when no objection to the comment came further confusion ensued. What the heck was going on?

"You… but your… that can't be… you never said-" dib scrambled as Zim cut him off, for fear the boys babbles would never cease.

"Yes I am a female but I hardly see how that effects my mission." How many earth creatures would surface? There must have been hundreds by now.

"This guy bothering you Zim?" said random dude. Could it be? She had heard it before and merely dismissed it. On this planet was it socially unacceptable to taunt women? It was worth a shot. Now how did Gir do it?

"He-he's being mean to me!" Zim wailed (as best as she could) pointing an accusing finger at Dib. "I tried to get him to go away, but he won't leave me alone!" All the males turned angrily towards the deeply confused Dib. It was too perfect. Too easy. Zim finely was rid of the Dib and free to take over the world. Zim walked away her sniffles turning into laughter. It was time for an evil plan.