Hello, welcome back to EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MAXIMUM CAPACITY, in todays battle, our heroes best friends go all out, so enjoy! :D
Miles "Tails" Prower
vs.
Krillin
Begin!
Krillin
It's hunting season and I wanted fresh meat
Instead they brought me road kill that they found across the street
There is no way that victory can be less sweet
When you're going up against a ragged two-tailed freak
What are you anyway I really doubt that you're a fox
When you say you're as smart as Einstein but in reality your as strong as Goldilocks
Your like a messed up Robin, who's falling far from behind
And the whole new character thing, got old in 1995
It's been about 20 years and your still just a kid
Come back when your balls have dropped, if it ever happens
You can try to mess with me and match my flow
But I don't expect much from Sonic the Hedgehog's hoe
Don't get mad, I know your kind of pissed
Why don't you just lean back and get a mouth full of my Destructo Disk
I'll beat you so hard your tails will be in stitches
Then I'll call up Sonic and tell him I found one of his bitches!(Drops the mic!)
Tails(Picks it up, dust it off)
It's Tails on the mic, and I'm coming in strong
I've never expected a threat, and so far haven't been proofed wrong
Get ready I'm about to mess up this formely bald prick
I've got a lot of things to do, so lets end this quick
Yes I'm just a kid, but all the things I've accomplished
I might as well be 100, by then you won't even catch a fish
Heard you hitched with 18, guess we know who's the man of the house
Ditch the Gi, you're more fit wearing a tank top and a blouse
I'm really finding it hard to take you seriously man
How could I when your only try hard moment was killing a bunch of plants
You call me Sonic's hoe, at least I don't always ditch
You're not 18's toy, you're everyone's bitch
I make inventions for my team, I'll cut you up and dissect
Your only purpose in your show is for comical effect
I'm as sharp as a diamond, and your as strong as a mouse
I'll whip you with my two tails and send back to Kame House!
Krillin(Snatches the mic out his hand)
It's true I'm a joke, it's true that's my purpose in the show
But as long as everyone smiles, that all the recognition I need, bro
I'm a main character in DBZ, I'm Goku's best friend
Your character's gotten old, they sent me here to be your end
You can use your brain against me, It's not a whole lot
You're just mad about that kiss from Cosmo you never got
You can diss on my pride, you can diss on my fame
But you mess with my family that's where I go insane
You always come in second, you'll never best Eggman
You'll never compare to me, better yet a Super Saiyan
You mad bro, I only tell the truth
You don't need to upset, I can't help it that I'm smoothe
You can try all you want without help you'll always fail
You'll always be on the bottom, that's why they calls you Tails!(Throws the mic at Tails!)
Tails(Catches it!)
(Charges up, birds appear around him, Goes Super!)
I hope you witness my power, I know you're kind of stunned
I don't need your begging knees, I know I've already won
This will be quick, there's no need to get stiff
Didn't you die four times, well make this your fifth
I'm fast like Sonic, I'll end you just before the hour
I'll travel the world in seconds, that's why parents dubbed me Miles Prower
While you were rapping I went to your Island and gave 18 a show
First we sparred a bit, then I gave her a ride on my Tornado(Tails eye brows raises up and down)
Don't ever talk about Cosmo, cause I'll make sure you'll up dead
You can talk about my Tails, but never mess with my friends
Better hope Goku's got the dragonballs you're going need them my friend
Since 1992 I've been bringing in the fame
I'm a sidekick legend, and you're just a full load of shame
I hoped you enjoy this, my greatest rap I've ever thrown
Face it up Krillin, You Just Got over 9000 times OWNED!
Who Won?
Who's Next?
You decide you fellow fans!
Epic Rap Battles of Maximum Capacity!
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