Unknown Romance
Disclaimer: Nope… Still don't own it!
Uma smiled. Sitting in front of her were her little sisters TsuchikageOkami and MizukageWashi (a.k.a. Okami and Washi).
Okami, the wolf, sat on her haunches and clapped her front paws together, saying, "Yay, Sissy's back!"
"Obviously," Washi chirped. The eagle rubbed her gold beak with her hand.
Those were the reasons Okami was nicknamed "Captain Obvious" and Washi was called "Shut-Up Birdie." And Uma was just called "Plain Loony."
"Shut up, Birdie!" Okami barked.
"Shut up, Wolf!" Washi screamed back.
"Shut up both 'f you!" Uma commanded.
"NO!" Okami and Washi yelled.
"Shut up all three of you!" Sesshomaru ordered.
Uma looked at him. "Halleluyaw! Praise the Lawd!"
Sesshomaru collapsed, out cold.
"Wow," Okami said. "It's almost as effective as…"
"Calling 'im Sesshi!" Washi exclaimed.
Sesshomaru twitched.
"Hey Okami!" Uma cheered. "I bet ya 200 yen ya can't get a hug from 'im!"
"You're on!" Okami replied.
And so, the deal was struck. If Okami couldn't get a hug from Sesshomaru before Uma could, she would be short 200 yen, and Uma would be 200 yen richer.
Me: Well, Julie, you got your wish (again). Can I go back to bed?
