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To: Yami
Why in Battle city do you wear your jacket like a cape?
From: dancers of the night
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"At that time," muses Atem, "I believe I was getting some memories, or at least a few habits, back from my past life. So my wearing that jacket as a cape must have been a remnant from the cape I wore in Ancient Egypt.
Yugi looks at him in a some what puzzled way. "Seems kinda weird that you would wear it like that though. You know, seeing as it was like freezing up there."
"Yugi, my past gives me comfort and security. I wore it like that for the same reasons you might wear a lucky T-shirt. Plus," he smiles, "the writers thought it looked cool."
Yugi laughs "You're right, it did look pretty cool."
The Pharaoh returns his hikari's grin. "Hope that answered your question, dancers of the night."
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To: Atem/Yami
What's it like inhabiting the mind of a fifteen year old boy?
From: Sirens Bane
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Atem smirks, "I believe Pegasus asked me that very same question in the second episode-"
"Yami, that was the Abridged Series," laughs Yugi.
"I know I just wanted to bring up an issue that's been bugging me for quite sometime. It seems that some people believe that the fact that Yugi and I share a body automatically means that we love each other more, and in a completely different fashion, than as brothers."
Yugi makes a face.
"Which we most certainly do not."
"Seriously," says Yugi in a disturbed way, "do you guys think I do my self? Cuz we do share a body ya know, and that would be really, really weird."
"Now I know that wasn't really your question but I just wanted to clarify that issue first. As for sharing his mind/body it's not so bad. I mean there is the fact that he's really short-"
"Hey!"
Atem laughs. "Sorry Yugi, it's the truth."
Yugi folds his arms and pouts.
"But other than that it's fine. It's not like he has a lot of perverted thoughts or anything. Now sharing a mind with Joey..." He shudders. "That would be an experience. One I'd rather not have."
"Hey!" says Joey. "What's that suppose to mean?"
Both Atem and Yugi start laughing. "Nothing Joey. Nothing."
Yugi's eyes all of a sudden widen. "Ooo Yami, one BIG problem you forgot to mention."
"What's that?"
Yugi gets up on tiptoes and whispers in his ear, "We like different girls..."
Atem's eyes widen and he quickly tries to change the subject "Oh right...that little problem..." He clears his throat uncomfortably. "Yes well we haven't exactly worked that one out yet...Next question please."
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To: Seto Kaiba
Why do you insist on ignoring magic even when it slaps you in the face (sometimes literally).
From: Sirens Bane
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Seto looks a bit more ticked off then usual. "Look I'm a septic. I'm not going to just jump on the band wagon with every other imbecile at the first mention of some crazy crackpot idea. I-Need-Prof. And real solid believable proof too. Not the magical growing/shrinking man with a split personality disorder who most likely belongs in a psyche-ward!"
Atem shakes his head but remains silent.
Joey walks up and interrupts Seto's rant. "Ah come on, Rich Boy. What you got goes way beyond skepticism. What about that time when you came wit' us ta Ancient Egypt an all. Ya can't believe that that was all some," and he changes his voice in an attempt to sound like Kaiba, "fancy magic trick."
Seto glares, "First of all, Wheeler, Magic doesn't exist-and neither does the easter bunny for that matter."
"Hey I know tha-"
"And secondly, that little trip to "Ancient" Egypt was nothing more than an extremely advanced holographic gaming world created from the exact same technology that I created for Duel Monsters. We were simply drugged and our minds were then uploaded into the system. Just like what happened with the Big Five and Noah. Also the events with the Great Labiathon, same story."
Joey stares dumbstruck at Kaiba. "You can't honestly believe that that whole thing was created by holograms?!"
"Answer me this, Wheeler, could you touch the people from Ancient Egypt?"
"Well no-"
Seto continues in a voice that sounds as if he's addressing a very small naive child. "Can you touch Holograms?"
"No but-"
"Well there you go Wheeler. Ancient Egypt was just another holographic experience. Nothing magical about it."
Joey scrunches up his face real hard trying to out wit Seto...Light-Bulb! "What about Kisara? How do you explain her, Rich Boy?!"
Seto glares at Joey like he could kill him "I-I don't have anymore time to waste on a pathetic excuse for a main character like you, Mutt." He quickly turns and walks away.
"Ha! Ha I got you, Rich Boy! Joey Wheeler outsmarted Seto Kaiba!"
Rest of the gang's mouthes hang open in disbelief.
Kisara waits till everyone clears out before speaking. "The real reason for Seto's continued and blatant disbelief in the magic, that has been clearly thrust in his face-on several different occasions, is actually quite simple. It's his safety net. The place where he's grounded all his beliefs is in the natural world. And rather then move on to the unknown he will stay with what he knows, even if he is proved wrong again and again.
This is because the unknown makes him feel venerable and Seto hates feeling weak in any way, shape, or form. The truth is this magic opens up a new world, a world in which he has no control. And a world in which Seto is not in control of his own life scares him more than anything else. Plus /she smiles/ he's stubborn. He would never admit he's wrong."
She smiles warmly. "I hope that I've cleared things up for you Sirens Bane."
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To Joey:
HI! Joey, you may not be the smartest, but you're awesome because your kind hearted, determined, fight for all the right reasons, and last but not least, your smexy!!(Ehem...cute) Unlike some rich jerks. Okay here's the question. We all know you've attempted to beat up Kaiba, but were held back. Have you ever beat up Kaiba off-set? I wouldn't mind if you beat him up right now.
From The Evil Dictator:
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"Ha!" shouts a very excited Joey, "I knew I had fans! In your face Rich Boy! They think I'm smexy and cute too!"
Seto rolls his eyes. "Please Wheeler, "smexy" isn't even a real word. Anyone who is your fan probably shares your vocabulary (or lack there of), your sense of style/personal hygiene (of which you have none), and your I.Q. (I shudder to think that there are more people in this world who are as dumb as you are). So I want just as much to do with your so-called-fans as I do with you (which is nothing). Though it seems despite all your serious faults you apparently have good character (but no money). You tell me how that works out for you O.K. Wheeler." With that he turns and begins to walk off.
Joey looks like he's going to explode. "Alright I've had it up to here wit' your attitude! Why I oughta'-"
Seto smirks but doesn't even bother turning to face him. "But you won't Wheeler. Know why? Because while you may have charisma, I have money. And money buys professional bodyguards with guns." He continues walking away.
Joey smashes fist in hand angrily. "One of these days Rich Boy. One of these days your gonna wake up to a fist in your pompous face..."
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For Yugi and Yami Yugi:
Have you ever read some of the fics on this site, and if so, were you totally grossed out by some of them?
From The Evil Dictator
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Atem nods. "I think we pretty much cleared that up in a previous question. But yes! I cannot believe how sick a twisted some people's minds are!"
"Agreed," states Yugi. "We pretty much avoid them now after we read part way through the first one. Man we couldn't even look at each other for the rest of the day. We just kinda stayed silent and blocked all our thoughts."
Atem shakes his head sadly. "Now we just try and pretend it never happened."
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To the Yu-Gi-Oh girls:
Do any of you have a crush on someone? Oh! if want some, I have a few earplugs for the boys.
From The Evil Dictator
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All the girls start to giggle a lot
Mana quickly shoves all the boys out the door and puts up a magical sound barrier. "Just to be safe," she winks.
Before everyone can even sit down Rebecca shouts, "I love Yugi! He's so sweet and kindhearted and nice. Not-to-mention totally cute!"
Tea' rolls her eyes and folds her arms.
Mai sighs. "Well no duh. It's pretty obvious by the way you keep hanging all over him."
Rebecca glares. "Well Miss Perfect. Why don't you tell us who you have the hots for?"
Mai sighs. "Fine then. But first all of you have to swear on your lives that nothing that's said in here leaves this room."
They all nod.
"Ok... The she drops her usually loud voice and mutters quietly, "I like Joey."
Serenity gasps.
Everyone shouts, "You have a crush on Joey! How?!"
"Well for one, Mai states in an exasperated tone, "that boy never gives up-even when the odds are clearly stacked against him. I admire his determination. Two, he has a good heart and will always put the needs and safeties of others before his own. And three, he's saved me, and on several different occasions too. Even if I push him away and tell him I hate him, he's always right there when I need him."
All the girls make an "Awwww!" sound.
"Enough already! Isn't it someone else's turn to spill about there sappy love life?" Looks around. "Serenity, hun, how bout you?"
Serenity blushes. "Well to tell the truth I'm not really sure who I like. I mean Tristan is so nice and he always tries his best protect me... But Duke... Duke is really, really hot and he's so cool too. So I guess I don't really know."
Tea' thinks for a moment. "Fair enough, but I think you'd be better off with Tristan...Duke's kind of a show off."
"Really?" asks Serenity.
Tea' Smiles and nods.
Meanwhile, outside...
"I can't hear anything..." grows Marik in frustration.
"What are they saying in there?" asks Yami Bakura.
Mahad sighs and shakes his head. "That's because Mana put up a sound barrier, and quit a good one at that." He smiles. "She must be studding those scrolls I-"
"Well can you take it down?" interrupts the Pharaoh.
Mahad looks at his king with a bewildered expression. "Pharaoh! I am shocked that you would say such a thing! Those are their personal secrets and we have no right to-"
"Come on Mahad," begs Joey. "I wanna know who has the hots for old Joey."
"Probably no one..." mutters Seto.
Joey Ignores Seto's comment. "Sides, he's the Pharaoh ain't he? So you gotta do what he says right?"
Mahad stutters. "I-I..."
Back inside...
Come on Tea'!" begs Mana. "Tell us who you like!"
All the girls agree, "PLEASE!!"
"Fine!" yells Tea' giving in. She sighs. "For a long time I was pretty sure I liked the Pharaoh-"
Mana squirms uncontrollably.
Tea' continues oblivious, "-you know because he's so dark and mysterious. But than I realized That it was always his lighter, more happy side that I loved. The one that always cheered me up no matter how sad I was. And yes I know he's short but I don't care. He's just so, so...perfect."
Mana hugs Tea' tightly. "That is sooo cute!"
Rebecca mutters angrily to herself quietly.
Ishizu nudges Mana. "Why don't you tell us who you like."
"Ok but..." She hesitates. "Ok. Well I like... Atem." She quickly buries her face in her hands. "There I said it!"
"But Mana!" Exclaims Ishizu, "You know the rules. It could never-"
"Yeah well you like Mahad!" yells Mana defensively, "And that's not allowed either! The two start arguing in Egyptian.
Mai ignores the two for now "Well I guess that's everyone-"
"Not quite," points out Serenity. "Kisara do you love anyone?"
Kisara looks up and smiles. "Seto," she states simply.
They all stare shocked.
"Seto!" shouts Mai, "But he's so... Why?!"
Kisara smiles. "The reasons for mine and Seto's attractions for each other are a personal matter between him and myself. In other words, it's a secret."
Outside...
Mahad sighs. "Very well, Pharaoh. But I don't think it's a good idea..." He takes down Mana's barrier.
"Well," says Mai happily, "we all spilled are deep dark secrets. I hope that they satisfied!
All the boys "Oh Man!"
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AN: Well that's all for today. See you next time!
-Asiera
