All of these things are fairly random, by the way. Be warned.


I will not try to start a Shampoo Day in honour of Severus Snape

I will not refer to showering as 'giving the house-elves a show'.

I will not hang brightly coloured scarves from the Astronomy Tower.

I will not give Professor Trelawney a Muggle Magic 8 Ball as a Christmas present.

I will not attempt to discover if the alarms on the books in the Restricted Section can make a tune with differently pitched screams.

I will not steal Dennis Creevy's camera and take it into a Pensieve with me. I will not publicize any amusing and/or embarrassing photographs gained in this manner without the permission of its subject(s).

I will not attempt to fly without a broom and/or high-powered cushioning charms to catch me when I inevitably fall.

I will not 'accidentally' explode every single cauldron, bottle, or vial of Amortentia in the school, no matter how much I dislike the potion.

I will not attempt an experiment to see if Polyjuicing into a werewolf during the night of the full moon means that I also transform into the wolf form.

I will not convince my Transfiguration teacher that I have the animagus form of a Crumple-Horned Snorkack.