Author's Note: I beg forgiveness, for I have written villain fluff. Oh my...
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(They're screwed up, but it could be worse.)
It doesn't really make any sense. They spend half their time threatening to kill each other, the other half fighting with seamless teamwork. They hate each other; they rely on each other. They think each other fools; they trust each other in the most dangerous of battles. It's completely stupid, when he thinks about it. Besides their immortality, what do they even have in common?
"You're late," Kakuzu says as Hidan comes through the door, back from his latest mission. The man doesn't even look up from the checkbook he is trying to balance. "Time is money, you know."
"Yeah, yeah," Hidan says, kicking off his shoes and flopping down beside his partner, who shifts over to make room.
There are worse things, he thinks, than having someone to come home to.
