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"Previously on Maury, we were about to announce who the father was." Maury said to the crowd.
"And the father is...Rooooooobbbbb...CYBORG!!" Maury announced. Cyborg was currently shoving popcorn and soda in his mouth, but when he heard it ended up all over Batman.
"Grrr." Batman said before walking away. Robins eyes twitched before he yelled
"I'll kill you!!" The rest was all beeping
"And we're not thinking about thinking about our actions." Maury said while getting his bodyguards.
"Ohhh it's on tin man!" Robin yelled.
"I swear I didn't do it!" Cyborg yelled back. Just as Robin was about to attack Maury yelled
"Wait! There was a smudge!" Everyone froze.
"The real father is...Batman!" Just as he said that Batman himself walked in all cleaned up.
"What I heard my name?" Batman said. Robin looked like a sad little puppy before he said
"Daddy?"
"What?"
"HOW COULD YOU!"
"How could I what?" By this time Batman looked very confused.
"How could you impregnate my girlfriend!" Robin yelled.
"Well let's see what happens after this commercial break." Maury said .
Meanwhile with Batmans friends
"Ohhh he likes them young. Cradle robber!" Flash said.
"Does this mean Wonder Woman is too old?" Superman asked. Then there was a huge explosion and the all that was heard afterwards was
"Oh crap!!" by the men. No survivors have been found yet.
Back with Maury
"I didn't do anything!" Batman said to Maury while robin was in metal restraints.
"The baby will turn out...weird!" After he said that Robin busts out of the restraints and runs to attack Batman.
"Wait! There was another smudge!" Maury said. Everyone froze again.
"The real father is Slade." Everyone gasped. Cyborg stood up and threw his popcorn which happened to hit Batman, and he said
"How dare you mess with my little sister!"
"How dare you mess with my girlfriend!" Robin yelled.
"Yeah what Cyborg said!" Beast boy said.
"I'm mad at Beast Boy but I'll take it out on you!" Raven said.
"Huh? What's going o-" But he was cut off by the attacks from the Teen Titans. Maury was safe backstage. Then he held up a sign on the screen that said 'I was only kidding.' The entire audience started to laugh.
After he got everyone calmed down and announced Robin was the father, Maury had an announcement.
"Well since no one here seems to get along, we're going to have a bonding experience." Everyone gave him a blank look.
"We are doing a French play called Notre Dame de Taris." Only Raven knew what this play was, and she had an evil smile.
'This should be interesting.' Raven thought as Maury explained the play to them.
