Oh, sorry I took so long to write! Ugh, finals.
Previously: Deidara got attacked by a killer hyena and went insane! P.s. I just realized that this is kinda sounding like spiderman, I swear to god it wasn't supposed to!
Me: Now, it's Deidara's turn to do the disclaimer.
Mika: But I wanna!
Me: You got to last time! Go Deidara!
Deidara: KawaiiCat productions does not own Akatsuki. But she does own Mika.
Most of the Akatsuki were already downstairs. Mika's toast popped out of the toaster, making everyone jump. It was mostly quiet, until Deidara came down. He stretched his arm in the doorway, and yawned loudly.
"Morning." He said, nearly screaming.
"Morning." Repiled a few lazy voices. Deidara walked over to Mika, and grabbed her toast from the toaster. He took a huge bite out of it and set it on the counter.
"What is this shit?" He asked Mika.
"Well it was my morning toast. You know, like I have every morning?"
"I need food!" Deidara growled he grabbed Mika by the waist.
"Ah! Deidara! What are you doing?!" He sniffed her hair, then her neck and collarbone.
"Mmm, you smell good. New perfume?" He dropped her waist and went over to Sasori. He sniffed his hair as well.
"You smell good too. Got any food?" He headed over to the fridge.
"And the weird behavior award goes to…" Said Konan, gesturing to Deidara.
"Do you think it has anything to do with last night?" Mika whisperd to Pein.
"I don't know, but we have other matters to discuss. Come to my office."
When they entererd the room, there was a strange box with a sound coming from it.
"Now, Mika. I usually figure that women are the gentlest, and since your probably more gentle than Konan, I wanted to give you a small task."
"Anything, Leader – Sama."
"Well, my sister is out on a mission and she wanted me to watch her kitten for her. I'm allergec to cats, so here you go."
Mika walked into the living room.
"I love cats!" Said Kisame, coming over to scratch Toasty's head.
"Her name is Toasty." Mika told him. He petted Toasty , showing sudden affection. Then, came Deidara and Hidan in from the kitchen.
"Bastard! Why do you have to be such an Asshole?!"
"I just sniffed you!"
"Yes, and then you tried to eat me! I thought that was Zetsu's job!" But Deidara ignored him. He just stared at the kitten that was struggling in Mika's arms, just from his presence. He stared at the kitten with blood lust, and liked his lips.
Wow, that was short!
Next Time: Why is Deidara so aggressive? And could he even be worse to Tobi?!
