Whatup, amihos? Here's chapter 2 of my story :D

As usual, I don't own Naruto.

P.S. This chapter will resolve around Sasuke

Sasuke was awakened by the sound of breaking glass and shouts from the kitchen. He rolled his eyes and walked towards the noise. He walked in the kitchen to find Kiba yelling at Shikamaru while Akamaru barked by his side, standing on what looked like a broken plate. Naruto was in a corner crying over a cut so miniscule it was thinner than one strand of hair, and Neji was standing watching them with mild amusement.

"What the hell are you guys doing?" asked Sasuke, irritated at being awoken at such an early hour. It was three in the afternoon, for God's sake! The four (or five, counting Akamaru)

"It's all Shikamaru's fault!" shouted Kiba. Akamaru barked in agreement. Shikamaru yawned. Neji rolled his eyes. Kiba turned on Neji. "You got an opinion, you…you…female-haired ass?" he yelled.

"How could it have been Shikamaru's fault that the plate broke? You dropped it when you thought you heard a knock at the door." Said Neji calmly.

"I…you…fuck you!" said Kiba.

"CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME BEFORE I BLEED TO DEATH?" screamed Naruto from the corner. There was a single drop of blood running down his hand. Shikamaru yawned again.

"What the hell is wrong with you guys?" asked Sasuke.

"What's WRONG is that we are on withdrawal!" shouted Kiba. The rest of them nodded in agreement.

"Withdrawal from what?" asked Sasuke. "There's plenty of blood in the fridge."

"Not blood, you idiot." Said Shikamaru. "Women."

"We miss our girlfriends!" cried Naruto. "I miss my Hinata! Her long, beautiful hair, her laugh, her big, luscious, um smile." He said nervously, cowering under Neji's glare. Shikamaru shook his head.

"I even miss that crazy woman's yelling at me. I almost hope she shows up here just to hit me with her fan." He said. He feared Temari just as much as he feared his mother. A whole lot.

"You guys need to take a cold shower or something. That's the third plate you've broken this week." Said Sasuke.

"Easy for you to say! You have nobody to miss!" whined Naruto. "I don't know what to do with myself without Hinata! I want to see her, kiss her, and, just for Neji's sake, do her. YEAH NEJI, I SAID IT! WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT, HUH?" he shouted, doing a stupid dance. Neji picked up a shard of broken glass and chucked it at Naruto's head, who only ducked just in time.

"Don't act like such a boy scout, Neji. I heard you moaning and panting in your room last night. What were you doing, huh? Pretending it was Tenten's hand, instead of yours?" said Kiba grumpily. That set it off. They all started fighting and jumping on each other. Why did I choose them to come with me again?

About two weeks ago, Sasuke's mother had decided to send him into hiding for about a month and half, far away from their kingdom. There were rumors of an attack by the rebels, and she didn't want him to get caught in the fighting. So, he grabbed his four closest friends and brought them with him. Without their girlfriends to calm them down, they've been fighting and complaining, their sanity slowly disintegrating.

Sasuke was always given everything he wanted growing up. He was the beloved vampire prince, adored by 99% of the female population. Him and his brother, Itachi, couldn't go anywhere without being hounded by love-crazed females. His mother doted on them, and loved them. He grew up to be ridiculously handsome but, as expected, a bit of an ass. But, he still didn't have a girlfriend. Nobody, in his eyes, was good enough for him.

"You guys are so exhausting." Groaned Sasuke.

"I'd honestly rather have a slayer attack us then sit here bored until your mom says we can go back." Groaned Naruto. Akamaru barked in agreement.

"No problem, we can just give the Bloody Blossom a call, and she can come slay your whiny, complaining ass." Said Neji. Kiba let out a bark of a laugh.

"She wouldn't stop at Naruto, either. She'd probably kill all of us." Kiba said.

"How do we even know it's a girl? Couldn't it be a guy?" asked Naruto. They all gaped at him. "What? Did I say something stupid?"

"Her name is the Bloody BLOSSOM, you idiot. How many guys do you know that have that as part of their name? I sure as hell wouldn't want it." said Shikamaru.

"Not like we could know for sure! I mean, not like anyone who's ever seen it has survived!" shouted Naruto.

"She's an 'it' now?" asked Sasuke. "Idiot. Besides, my brother saw her. Remember? Said that with those hips, that chest, and that face, there left no doubt she's female." He said.

"Well we have to confirm this! Who has a picture?" said Naruto.

"We can just ask her." said Neji.

"How the hell are we going to do that?" asked Kiba.

"She's outside the hideout right now."

That's the end of that chapter!

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