She to He
Summary: Who would have thought that an elder woman could cause your life to do a complete 180? Kagome was just an ordinary girl...well, maybe normal isn't the right word, but...this has nothing to do with her odd trips down the well. This is a story about one run in that turned her life into an odd...romance.?.? Kagome/Gaara.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha/Naruto
Rated: M (Excessive Violence) (Excessive Sexual Themes) (Mild Language) (Medium Blood and Gore)
Disclaimer: Do you really have to ask? No I don't own InuYasha or Naruto.
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Chapter I
Kagome and Kakashi...Family Reunion
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(Year 2002, Modern Era, Konoha)
It had been relatively peaceful in Konoha for a few months, quiet, no problems, no noise, and no team 7. Yes, peaceful. Tsunade looked at the pile of paperwork that towered a few heads over her own. The only thing that had her in a bad mood was the very cause of her now aching hands. She glared at them, trying to make them burst in flames but failing miserably. She opened a drawer and pulled out a Saki bottle, lifting it to her lips as the door slammed open and caused her to almost drop it. She turned her glare to the one in her doorway.
"Lady Tsunade, I need help, I need someone to clean my home...ANBU, JOUNIN, GENIN, ANYONE!"
She raised a brow at Kakashi who to her surprise wasn't holding his precious Ichi Ichi Paradise book.
"Tell me, why would I waste my ninjas on something as trivial as cleaning your home?"
"It's not trivial...its life threatening...mainly my life that's being threatened...I think something has died in my home..."
"Then my advice is that you start cleaning." She moved to take a swig of her Saki when once more her door was slammed open. She spilt Saki all down her front, her eyes widening and fire could be seen in her eyes, glaring at the fool that made her spill her drink.
Kakashi stared at her chest, the wet fabric clung tightly to her breasts, a light sheen covering them from her Saki and the outline of her nipples could be seen quite clearly. He leaned forwards and lost his balance, falling face first into the floor.
"HEY GRANNY! WE'RE BACK!"
She glared at him, placing her Saki gently on her desk as she moved up to him. He smiled sheepishly.
"Naruto...come here." He looked confused but did as told. Sasuke and Sakura walked in with Genma behind him, his toothpick fell out of his mouth at the sight before him. Sasuke looked away, trying to look nonchalant and Sakura blushed at her Sensei's...appearance.
"Closer Naruto...Closer..." He leaned closer, the occupants of the room watching carefully. She took the front of his shirt, catching him by surprise and threw him out of the Hokage's Window. A few cries and yelps of pain could be heard as he hit the many stones, steps, and hills on the way down.
She sighed and walked back to her seat.
"Door, close it." She said to Genma.
"R-right." He shut the door and once more she picked her Saki up. She tested it first, bringing it up to her lips, back down, up to her lips again, then back down. The others were watching in confusion. Finally she placed the lip of the bottle against her own and tilted her head back when the door...once more...slammed open. She started choking on the burning liquid. Her Saki bottle was throne from her hand in surprise and hit the wall, shattering at impact. She brought her hand down on her desk and they watched as it split in half.
"WHAT! WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?" She screamed.
"Eh...Ts-Tsunade-Sama...there is a handsome young boy leaning against the gates of Konoha..."
"...Wh—" A bird appeared with a letter tied to its foot. Irritation clear on her face, Tsunade stood and walked up to the Falcon. Taking the letter she read the name on the envelope and sighed in relief.
"Thank god, I thought it was going to be bad news for me. Thankfully, it's bad news for Kakashi." Kakashi sat up from his position on the floor, glancing every so often at the sight of her chest.
"Kakashi, I suggest that you stop before I gouge your eyes out."
His eyes moved to the letter quickly.
Hello Brother,
It's been a while...hasn't it. Well, I'm writing for a reason. Your niece is coming to visit. She needs to get away from here and no she's not in danger. She just...needs some fresh air. However, I do have a small 'heads up' for you. Something happened to her...she...isn't a...she anymore.
Kakashi furrowed his brows in confusion but continued reading.
During a trip...with some friends...she ran into an old woman, at least, that's what I was told. This woman placed something on her and the next thin g I knew, I found her engulfed in clashing lights of white and black. Her body was changing right in front of me and her screams were like knives in my heart. Oh Kakashi, she was in so much pain, I still hear her screams when I dream. Please, take care of her for me. I'm sure if you ask, she will explain the entire event that took place. I myself don't understand it completely.
Your Loving Sister
Rea Hatake Higurashi
Hatake Clan
"You said a boy was out their?" He asked Shizune who nodded. '...' He placed a thumb and forefinger to the bridge of his nose and began rubbing at an oncoming headache. "Black hair and blue eyes?" He asked once more, thinking back to the precious little girl he used to watch over 10 years ago.
"...Yes." Everyone turned their eyes on Kakashi who sighed.
"Tsunade...can I give a mission to my Team?"
She raised a brow but nodded anyways.
"First, Naruto, I know you're eavesdropping. Second go to my home. You're doing a cleaning job. I am going to go greet my...nephew. You three have two hours to clean before I bring...him...to my home. See ya."
"WHAT?" Naruto opened the door he had been listening in on. Tsunade sighed and dismissed them. Genma hadn't moved much, still staring at her chest.
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Kagome stared up at the sky from her spot. She knew a crowd had gathered around her, staring in curiosity or, if a teenage girl, they were looking at her with hearts in their eyes.
'I will never go fan girl on a guy again. I feel so bad for Inuyasha, Miroku...well, maybe not him...he enjoys the attention. I feel bad for Koga, Bankotsu...god he was hot, actually, Jakotsu was too, though he did have one hell of a problem with woman. Hitan, Naraku, Sesshoumaru and Hojo...no, I don't feel bad for him either. He is way too obsessed with me.'
"Kagome?" She looked back down from the sky and into the brown eyes of her uncle.
"..."
"..."
They remained silent, both staring with deadpanned expressions on their faces.
"..."
"Yo..." He said, waving a hand.
Tears welled up in her eyes and without a care in the world she flung herself into his arms.
"Uncle Kakashi!" She cried out.
The woman of the village awing and gushing at how sweet the teenage boy seemed compared to the ones of their village. The teenage girls started blushing at how cute the new boy was.
"Miss me, Kagome?"
"...I'm going through a rough time right now, or haven't you noticed..."
"I have only one question..."
"That is?" She dreaded his answer.
"..." He leaned forward and whispered into her ear. "What was your first bath like?" Her eyes glowed pink and he was blasted into a nearby apple stand.
"...That's the last time I'm answering anything you ask Uncle." She said as she walked past the stand.
"Don't worry...ah...ouch...that's the last...AH..." The shelf above him fell down, apple after apple hitting him on the head. "...the last time I ask...anything..." He fell backwards into the pile of apples. An elder woman and man came out of the home behind the stand and she heard them ask what happened. Kagome frowned and walked back over. Bowing politely, she apologized for wrecking their stand. She offered to help them clean up the mess and pay for the damage done.
"You are a sweet young boy. Why don't you help us by picking some more apples? We can take care of this mess."
"Please, let me at least move my Uncle before I start on the apples." The elder woman nodded and smiled as Kagome dragged her uncle towards the gates of Konoha and left to pick the apples.
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Me: Hope you enjoy.
