A/N: this one is purely crack... read on your own risk
Chapter 2
Apple was the reason
The smoke cleared and we saw a pink haired boy with a blue cat eating up the fire. The boy finished and said, "Now that I've eaten I'm all revved up!" Then he started to come after us but our chairman appeared out of nowhere and addressed the boy, "Are you from Fairy Tail? Have you come for the job I requested? Please help us. We have... " Before he could complete what he was saying Raven used her magic and we escaped from there.
Few minutes later we landed in a forest and Myst asked, "What is our next plan?" I explained that we had to meet Jellal. So we started walking through the dense, creepy forest. The forest was so thick that no light reached its bottom. All of a sudden we heard the sound of someone crying. Then a spooky tree which looked like an apple tree called me, "Please return me my apples." Raven said, "We must hurry. We don't have time to listen to this emo apple tree."
After around an hour of walking Raven recieved a call and she said that she had to leave because her boy friend has been captured by that apple tree. Raven then left. As I walked forward absent-mindendly I bumped into 'someone'. i looked up to see a dark blue-haired shirtless boy with a apple in his hand. On seeing the strangely coloured apple I said, "You are the one that stole all the apples from that tree. Return them immediately." The boy in turn replied, "There is only one apple left. You can have it. I am not hungry any more." He then gave me the apple and climbed up the nearest tree.
I turned to find that Myst had also suddenly disappeared and I wondered where she went. I tried to contact them but in vain. Nevertheless I decided to go to the place where we were suppossed to meet Jellal expecting to find everyone there.
When I finally reached the meeting spot i found Jellal standing there all by himself. I blew up Jellal because that is my mission ( because i hate emo people... :X)
~ryuki
